Lucy Haines
lucyhaines.bsky.social
Lucy Haines
@lucyhaines.bsky.social
Just trying to keep up.
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People want to know why my gravy is so good. Bitch there’s 3 sticks of butter in there. That’s why.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Corner Gas.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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A chance discovery by a NASA rover on Mars shows that the red planet has a form of lightning, which researchers had suspected for decades but never seen. n.pr/4imUCUg
At long last, the mystery of lightning on Mars is solved
A chance discovery by a NASA rover on Mars shows that the red planet has a form of lightning, which researchers had suspected for decades but never seen.
n.pr
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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On Thanksgiving eve - are the folks at POLITICO - appear to be getting antsy for war vs Venezuela?

Are these guys eager for bloodshed like the media were Bush-Cheney leading us into Iraq?
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
when its definitely not a hostage situation
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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I mean obviously this is deranged madness.

But I will also add it’s extremely funny to be like “don’t believe me? Ask the most prolific liar in human history!”
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I will wear a skirt suit to the airport when the flight staff start serving aged prosciutto and olives from Greece with a French 75 to me in my full grain leather bucket seat
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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bush administration spent 18 months carefully building a false case for war and they could've just done this
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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The people who tried to overthrow the elected government are accusing someone else of sedition lol fuck off
November 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The number of ways this is disgraceful behavior from the Secretary of Defense is...a lot.

Service members do have a duty to refuse illegal orders

All Americans have a 1st Amendment right to say that out loud.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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The National Society of Children Who Only Eat Dinner Rolls at Thanksgiving disagree with you vehemently.
Rolls. Just not necessary.
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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What I don't get is if the house rank and file is so dissatisfied with Mike Johnson, why not oust him? Given everything else Trump has going on right now, I doubt he'd even do more than a few mean tweets in response.
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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And whether it’s continuing to use his social media platform or passing along his wild fantasies and fabrications unchallenged, huge swaths of the press still grant him legitimacy.
Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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This is the funniest piece imaginable in the dull world of the otherwise sickly sycophantic tech review.

For real. Read it, even if you don’t give a rat’s ass about printers.
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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At this point I think you probably need to ask any presidential candidate the basic questions about Olivia.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I enjoy thinking about how Ken or someone else at Jeopardy has maintained this little personal project
Please enjoy this list of ways that the NY Times crossword puzzle has clued the word SEXT, it's my sexy gift to you.
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Kavanaugh stop. Smashed the kid’s car windows and arrested him. He told them he was a U.S. citizen. The officer replied “I don’t care.”

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...
High school senior, a U.S. citizen, detained by ICE in Oregon
The 17-year-old was held more than five hours Friday in an ICE facility, his brother said.
www.oregonlive.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Wanna know how bad the Arizona legislator's petition forgeries were? Here's the examples from the Austin Smith indictment.

s3.documentcloud.org/documents/24...
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
November 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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So a big part of the Project 2025 goals hinges on forcing women out of the workforce. The Heritage Foundation knows that women voters hold the most power in terms of sheer numbers. If they can push you out of the workforce, they can push you out of your voting rights.
Digging into the data of what's taking place with Black women unemployment and this graph is pretty damning.

You can see the EXACT month Black women's unemployment begins to splinter and that what hit us FIRST is now coming for all other women. This is #TheDoubleTax.

#blacksky #news #econsky
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM