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This was me.

I'm still trying to figure out the new Comms Station.

If I don't follow back, I don't recognize you from the Bird App. Just let me know who you are, and I will fix that.

I'm glad to see so many of my friends here to welcome me! Thank you! ♥️🖖🏾
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Hey, lovelies,

I've been trying trios of cheeses to make macaroni & cheese - "Fromage Á Trois" - and have settled on Butterkase, Baby Swiss, and smoked Gouda.

However, I like a bechamel base as opposed to a custard base. And heavy cream makes a good bechamel, but I want to make it even
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Couldn't even "DO SOMETHING!" for one freaking day.

But, you're still expecting us to save y'all?
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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Suggested reading on why people accept bribes?
Why rich people accept bribes? Why rich people accept very tiny bribes (yes, I originally typed bread)?
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Willow.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I wish there was alt text.

This is a very colourful bird, called a snipe.

Yes, they're real. THAT'S what you were hunting this whole time. No, they don't live anywhere near where you were looking for them.
Couple of hours at Kidwelly Quay. Siberian Chiff, 10 Rb Mergs, c30 Snipe and a few distant Pintail. #birdigWales
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I'm crine. 😭
Good morning good people

Happy Saturday 😂
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It’s #SmallBusinessSaturday! Jussayin’ 😉
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Squirrel
Rainbow trout
Pigeon
Prairie dog
Mink
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Spotted salamander
Eastern newt
Red-backed salamander
Jefferson salamander
Two-lined salamander
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Gray wolf
Black bear
Albino deer
Canadian lynx
Beaver
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
She'll be running the Department of Propaganda.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Burquenos:
November 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Hey, my PNW lovelies - read this, especially if you live around these areas.

Also, download the "SOS Alert | Emergency & Safety" app. Create a message, set up a list of emergency contacts, and make sure your phone's GPS is on in case you need help immediately for yourself or someone else.
There have been reports of ICE activity around the Seattle area including Shoreline, Tukwila, 135th and Aurora, and more.

You can learn more about how whistles have been used in communities to inhibit these efforts in this post by @dansinker.com: dansinker.com/posts/2025-1...
Whistle Up | dansinker.com
dansinker.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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IMMA INFLUENCER
Don't give me any crap, BroFace!

See? You're not a very gud influence on me. 😂😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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What lung infection is common among basketball players?

LeBronchitis
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@profanity.accountant tally me banana, please.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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1 hour out..

Here goes nothing
Absolutely make-or-break day at #DHS for one of the I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve been working with. #ICE

Wish us luck—sadly, luck is actually a major part of this, since the Rule of Law is dead, everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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I know you've seen this, one of my favorites ever.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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As the holiday season begins, some reminders to be kind to ourselves, as well as being kind to others.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
CAAAAAAAT!

(OKAY, I know it's the Gorn episode. My way is funnier.)
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's Gävle Goat time!

Let's watch, and hope this isn't a burning year, but a birding year, instead!
“ Det doftar halm i luften och julkänslan gör entré. Movember ut, bockember in! ✨🐐

You can smell the straw in the air and the christmas spirit makes its entrance. Movember out, bockember in! ✨🐐” #gavlebocken #gavle
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The little coat is SENDING me! 😂😭
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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This 👇 person will be walking into the Pentagon on December 1st for her first day as a credentialed reporter. 😒
November 28, 2025 at 7:55 AM
They're playing "We Are The World"?!?!

Irony didn't just die, it exploded into molecules.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Great.
He's attacking Governors, now. 🙄

Of course he freely uses the "r" slur. He uses every other abhorrent word, so why not?
Trump calls Tim Walz “seriously retarded”
November 28, 2025 at 4:46 AM