Bruce Shark
@bruceshark.bsky.social
IMMA SHARK
Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff.
*Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans.
Gud about sharing recipes and shit.
🦈 🌈
Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff.
*Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans.
Gud about sharing recipes and shit.
🦈 🌈
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Y’all…
My Lobster Nativity scene arrived and it is AWESOME!
Thanks to @faineg.bsky.social for informing me of its existence. I shall now insist it is a new family Christmas tradition to display it 😂
My Lobster Nativity scene arrived and it is AWESOME!
Thanks to @faineg.bsky.social for informing me of its existence. I shall now insist it is a new family Christmas tradition to display it 😂
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Y’all…
My Lobster Nativity scene arrived and it is AWESOME!
Thanks to @faineg.bsky.social for informing me of its existence. I shall now insist it is a new family Christmas tradition to display it 😂
My Lobster Nativity scene arrived and it is AWESOME!
Thanks to @faineg.bsky.social for informing me of its existence. I shall now insist it is a new family Christmas tradition to display it 😂
O YEA
NOM
EVERYTHING
Happy Sharks.
NOM
EVERYTHING
Happy Sharks.
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
O YEA
NOM
EVERYTHING
Happy Sharks.
NOM
EVERYTHING
Happy Sharks.
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November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE.
LOOKIT THE SIZE OF IT.
ALMOST DONE
LOOKIT THE SIZE OF IT.
ALMOST DONE
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
SWEET MOTHER OF NEPTUNE.
LOOKIT THE SIZE OF IT.
ALMOST DONE
LOOKIT THE SIZE OF IT.
ALMOST DONE
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LOL! I'm having a blast in my craft room and it's so much fun to be able to create for fun. Snark is a bonus.
In my shop...
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/4413...
In my shop...
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/4413...
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
LOL! I'm having a blast in my craft room and it's so much fun to be able to create for fun. Snark is a bonus.
In my shop...
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/4413...
In my shop...
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/4413...
IMMA INFLUENCER
Don't give me any crap, BroFace!
See? You're not a very gud influence on me. 😂😭
See? You're not a very gud influence on me. 😂😭
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
IMMA INFLUENCER
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I was in my teens and 20s and my friends were dropping like flies. I remember, even if many do not, and I love Matthew for all of the boys I loved who did not make it.
Throughout my 20s, I wore an AIDS awareness red ribbon pretty much everyday.
My friends were dying. It’s what we did.
AIDS is not over.
630,000 people died of it last year.
1 December is #WorldAIDSDay.
My friends were dying. It’s what we did.
AIDS is not over.
630,000 people died of it last year.
1 December is #WorldAIDSDay.
November 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I was in my teens and 20s and my friends were dropping like flies. I remember, even if many do not, and I love Matthew for all of the boys I loved who did not make it.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
JFC
I got this giant ass turkey because lots of hungry sharks, and i make a killer turkey.
Guys, this thing is so big my back hurts from lifting it.
WTF was i thinking....
Leftovers and all the cool stuff i make with it, probably.
And gravy yield.
But still.
It's like a damn Pterodactyl.
I got this giant ass turkey because lots of hungry sharks, and i make a killer turkey.
Guys, this thing is so big my back hurts from lifting it.
WTF was i thinking....
Leftovers and all the cool stuff i make with it, probably.
And gravy yield.
But still.
It's like a damn Pterodactyl.
a silhouette of a creature on a beach with an apple tv logo in the background
Alt: a silhouette of a Huge Pterodactyl on a beach.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
JFC
I got this giant ass turkey because lots of hungry sharks, and i make a killer turkey.
Guys, this thing is so big my back hurts from lifting it.
WTF was i thinking....
Leftovers and all the cool stuff i make with it, probably.
And gravy yield.
But still.
It's like a damn Pterodactyl.
I got this giant ass turkey because lots of hungry sharks, and i make a killer turkey.
Guys, this thing is so big my back hurts from lifting it.
WTF was i thinking....
Leftovers and all the cool stuff i make with it, probably.
And gravy yield.
But still.
It's like a damn Pterodactyl.
To those of you missing a loved one during the holidays, i feel for you and hope you have good memories to keep you having some joy.
I know it's hard, and the grief can be completely overwhelming and debilitating.
Sending all our love from the Shark Family.
I know it's hard, and the grief can be completely overwhelming and debilitating.
Sending all our love from the Shark Family.
a man in a suit is holding a shark costume .
Alt: a man in a suit is hugging a person in a shark costume
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
To those of you missing a loved one during the holidays, i feel for you and hope you have good memories to keep you having some joy.
I know it's hard, and the grief can be completely overwhelming and debilitating.
Sending all our love from the Shark Family.
I know it's hard, and the grief can be completely overwhelming and debilitating.
Sending all our love from the Shark Family.
I need to fucking step it up....
😳🤣
😳🤣
@bruceshark.bsky.social has swears! They've used 2,192 profanities in their last 20,327 posts.
🥇 "shit" (269 times)
🥈 "damn" (267 times)
🥉 "ass" (260 times)
🥇 "shit" (269 times)
🥈 "damn" (267 times)
🥉 "ass" (260 times)
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I need to fucking step it up....
😳🤣
😳🤣
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Yay!!! Now actually enforce those protections! 🦈
Over 70 shark, ray species win new wildlife trade protections
The world's top wildlife trade organization increased protections on Friday for more than 70 species of sharks and rays, in a move conservationists hailed as a "historical win."
phys.org
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yay!!! Now actually enforce those protections! 🦈
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I find it at the very least disrespectful and at its worst…. cruel/inhumane to see people deliberately fucking up food for engagement. People are literally starving. Ain’t none of that shit funny.
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I find it at the very least disrespectful and at its worst…. cruel/inhumane to see people deliberately fucking up food for engagement. People are literally starving. Ain’t none of that shit funny.
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Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
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Alarm as Tennessee libraries shut down for Republican 'book purge'
Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.For Popular Information, Rebecca...
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November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Public libraries in Tennessee have begun to shut down as they carry out an order from state officials to remove children’s books containing LGBTQ+ themes or characters.
www.rawstory.com/alternet-pos...
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And HELLO PEOPLE.
MISS AJA DID NOT ADD HERSELF TO THIS LIST.
THE WOMAN HAS LOST HER EVERLOVING MIND.
www.etsy.com/shop/ComingA...
MISS AJA DID NOT ADD HERSELF TO THIS LIST.
THE WOMAN HAS LOST HER EVERLOVING MIND.
www.etsy.com/shop/ComingA...
www.etsy.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:14 PM
And HELLO PEOPLE.
MISS AJA DID NOT ADD HERSELF TO THIS LIST.
THE WOMAN HAS LOST HER EVERLOVING MIND.
www.etsy.com/shop/ComingA...
MISS AJA DID NOT ADD HERSELF TO THIS LIST.
THE WOMAN HAS LOST HER EVERLOVING MIND.
www.etsy.com/shop/ComingA...
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Lissen…It’s Black Friday and we’re shopping small. I’m going to add to this thread throughout the day but these are just a few places to get you started.
Flavor! Flavor! Flavor!
tastytin.com/collections/...
Lissen…It’s Black Friday and we’re shopping small. I’m going to add to this thread throughout the day but these are just a few places to get you started.
Flavor! Flavor! Flavor!
tastytin.com/collections/...
Holiday Gift Sets - Gourmet Seasoning Blends | Tasty Tin
Shop premium holiday gift sets featuring gourmet seasoning blends. Perfect for foodies and home cooks. Beautifully packaged and ready to gift.
tastytin.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Lissen…It’s Black Friday and we’re shopping small. I’m going to add to this thread throughout the day but these are just a few places to get you started.
Flavor! Flavor! Flavor!
tastytin.com/collections/...
Lissen…It’s Black Friday and we’re shopping small. I’m going to add to this thread throughout the day but these are just a few places to get you started.
Flavor! Flavor! Flavor!
tastytin.com/collections/...
Our Sharksgiving is today.
Got up extra early, most things i could I prepped yesterday.
Back is on fire, took some light drugs to deal.
30 pound turkey is taking almost the whole oven.
Hello Friends....hope you all are relaxing and safe.
This is currently me...
Got up extra early, most things i could I prepped yesterday.
Back is on fire, took some light drugs to deal.
30 pound turkey is taking almost the whole oven.
Hello Friends....hope you all are relaxing and safe.
This is currently me...
a man in a suit is petting a turkey in a pan .
Alt: a man in a suit is pushing a huge turkey in a pan
Mr. Bean
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November 28, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Our Sharksgiving is today.
Got up extra early, most things i could I prepped yesterday.
Back is on fire, took some light drugs to deal.
30 pound turkey is taking almost the whole oven.
Hello Friends....hope you all are relaxing and safe.
This is currently me...
Got up extra early, most things i could I prepped yesterday.
Back is on fire, took some light drugs to deal.
30 pound turkey is taking almost the whole oven.
Hello Friends....hope you all are relaxing and safe.
This is currently me...
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She really said, “Now try that shit with me! Witcha bitch ass!”
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
She really said, “Now try that shit with me! Witcha bitch ass!”
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I forgot today was Jimi Hendrix’s bday.
Happy birthday Jimi!
Here’s one of my all time favorite shirts that I did. l just loaded them in my shop for a limited run.
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1524...
Happy birthday Jimi!
Here’s one of my all time favorite shirts that I did. l just loaded them in my shop for a limited run.
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1524...
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I forgot today was Jimi Hendrix’s bday.
Happy birthday Jimi!
Here’s one of my all time favorite shirts that I did. l just loaded them in my shop for a limited run.
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1524...
Happy birthday Jimi!
Here’s one of my all time favorite shirts that I did. l just loaded them in my shop for a limited run.
comingandgoingdesign.etsy.com/listing/1524...
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There's no such thing as the "Uniparty" & while Republicans were suggesting Israel nuke Gaza, Biden, Harris & the Democrats were calling for a ceasefire.
It's thanks to non-voting idiots like you who knew there were only 2 possible outcomes to the election that handed Trump a 2nd term & a trifecta.🤦🏾♀️
It's thanks to non-voting idiots like you who knew there were only 2 possible outcomes to the election that handed Trump a 2nd term & a trifecta.🤦🏾♀️
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 AM
There's no such thing as the "Uniparty" & while Republicans were suggesting Israel nuke Gaza, Biden, Harris & the Democrats were calling for a ceasefire.
It's thanks to non-voting idiots like you who knew there were only 2 possible outcomes to the election that handed Trump a 2nd term & a trifecta.🤦🏾♀️
It's thanks to non-voting idiots like you who knew there were only 2 possible outcomes to the election that handed Trump a 2nd term & a trifecta.🤦🏾♀️
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