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Bruce Shark

@bruceshark.bsky.social

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IMMA SHARK Same shark, same plan...eat racists, make stuff. *Working hard to not just bite the beejeebus outta most humans. Gud about sharing recipes and shit. 🦈 🌈

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 39m

I mean I have a sense of humor about it.

They make me flap my fins😬

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 2h

🎯

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 2h

I spray my flamingos dark gray and make zombie flamingos

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 2h

Nope

Many times i have posted about my extreme chicken shittery around these things.
Not scared of snakes, lizards, republicans, and most things.

Me and the potato bug are NOT FRIENDS
Zero stars.

Collage times I have talked smack about potato bugs

Zero stars

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Air @madmaymermaid.bsky.social · 2h

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

O______O

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

Yellow come on

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

Flew outta and away from one storm, into another.
Went out checked roof tarp thing, and secured stuff.

Stay safe, Alta Dena.
😳😞

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

O Maine was just LOVELY.

Absolutely gonna go back.
You'd love it

Make sure you get to see it.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

I LOVE my watercolor pencils!

Aren't they the best?
I gotta find my newer set, thanks for reminding me

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

😬💀💙

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

Meat tenderizers AND shoes.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

I need to obtain a tutu and a wand.

Maybe a fourfour.
🤣

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SpookyDFahnz🧚🏽‍♀️🌈 @dfahnz.bsky.social · 17h

@bruceshark.bsky.social because we lubs you

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

It's beautiful.
Lobstah rolls are beautiful.
🥹🦞

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

😞

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

O that was soooo me.
Friend was in the aisle seat as well, on other side, and we kept exchanging WTF looks and comments.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

😁💙

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

My NEPHEW is very good on a hoverboard.

I am.....not.

🤣💀

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 11h

And her nail filing dust.

Ew

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12h

\^/
You, me, simpatico.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12h

Seriously.

And they didn't look comfortable for a 5 plus hour flight.

Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12h

Nephew.

Sharks hate fascism.
😁🦈💙

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YoursINegritude @yoursinegritude.bsky.social · 14h

@bruceshark.bsky.social Your knee must be much better, because you are doing protests on hoverboards. Or its a close relative of yours. Perhaps a nephew 😜😜https://bsky.app/profile/50501movement.bsky.social/post/3m34jnizdbc2l

50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 15h

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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Bruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 12h

Nephew.

Sharks hate fascism.
😁🦈💙

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