Lt. Uhura
@ltuhura.bsky.social
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
She isn't going to kiss you. She's dating Tim Onion.
Now, gtfooh.
Now, gtfooh.
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
She isn't going to kiss you. She's dating Tim Onion.
Now, gtfooh.
Now, gtfooh.
No alt text. Screenshot says @streetscrypt.bsky.social added me to the "Americanophobia" list.
Then, they blocked me.
Damn right, I'm afraid of Americans! They have firearms, no health care, and might even be rabid.
From sea, to shining sea? Bench, those are OCEANS!
Then, they blocked me.
Damn right, I'm afraid of Americans! They have firearms, no health care, and might even be rabid.
From sea, to shining sea? Bench, those are OCEANS!
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
No alt text. Screenshot says @streetscrypt.bsky.social added me to the "Americanophobia" list.
Then, they blocked me.
Damn right, I'm afraid of Americans! They have firearms, no health care, and might even be rabid.
From sea, to shining sea? Bench, those are OCEANS!
Then, they blocked me.
Damn right, I'm afraid of Americans! They have firearms, no health care, and might even be rabid.
From sea, to shining sea? Bench, those are OCEANS!
What is that phrase the Reds use when children are mowed down? 🤔
Oh yes. I remember:
Oh yes. I remember:
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What is that phrase the Reds use when children are mowed down? 🤔
Oh yes. I remember:
Oh yes. I remember:
You both have my phaser. Always.
Shark Siblings ride at dawn!
(We might need to stop for a quick coffee, tho.)
Shark Siblings ride at dawn!
(We might need to stop for a quick coffee, tho.)
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You both have my phaser. Always.
Shark Siblings ride at dawn!
(We might need to stop for a quick coffee, tho.)
Shark Siblings ride at dawn!
(We might need to stop for a quick coffee, tho.)
ENGAGEMENT BAIT ALERT!
Shuddap. It doesn't matter, because there's no Al Gore's Rhythm here.
I stuff my turkey with the chicken and thighs. 🤔
Shuddap. It doesn't matter, because there's no Al Gore's Rhythm here.
I stuff my turkey with the chicken and thighs. 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ENGAGEMENT BAIT ALERT!
Shuddap. It doesn't matter, because there's no Al Gore's Rhythm here.
I stuff my turkey with the chicken and thighs. 🤔
Shuddap. It doesn't matter, because there's no Al Gore's Rhythm here.
I stuff my turkey with the chicken and thighs. 🤔
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
Should I also smile more?
I was right in my first assessment, and you entirely stomped on MPK trying to help you out of the hole you dug.
I was right in my first assessment, and you entirely stomped on MPK trying to help you out of the hole you dug.
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Should I also smile more?
I was right in my first assessment, and you entirely stomped on MPK trying to help you out of the hole you dug.
I was right in my first assessment, and you entirely stomped on MPK trying to help you out of the hole you dug.
For the inevitable block:
November 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
For the inevitable block:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Also; I have a LOT of ways to look! You can get really creative!
November 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Also; I have a LOT of ways to look! You can get really creative!
The memes won't stop until Justice is served!
November 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The memes won't stop until Justice is served!
They seem nice.
@egyptttt.bsky.social
@egyptttt.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
They seem nice.
@egyptttt.bsky.social
@egyptttt.bsky.social
Unfortunately, Dr. Minnis, I'm not very easy to surprise, these days.
I still give muh side-eye a regular workout, though. 😉
I still give muh side-eye a regular workout, though. 😉
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Unfortunately, Dr. Minnis, I'm not very easy to surprise, these days.
I still give muh side-eye a regular workout, though. 😉
I still give muh side-eye a regular workout, though. 😉
How I look reading your posts:
November 19, 2025 at 3:28 AM
How I look reading your posts:
@olbermann.bsky.social you said you dated Nuzzi for 4 years, and it ended a year before she started dating Lizza. They both say she was about 21 at that point.
So, was she even legally able to drive a car when you started sleeping with her?
This is the only part of her story that elicits sympathy.
So, was she even legally able to drive a car when you started sleeping with her?
This is the only part of her story that elicits sympathy.
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@olbermann.bsky.social you said you dated Nuzzi for 4 years, and it ended a year before she started dating Lizza. They both say she was about 21 at that point.
So, was she even legally able to drive a car when you started sleeping with her?
This is the only part of her story that elicits sympathy.
So, was she even legally able to drive a car when you started sleeping with her?
This is the only part of her story that elicits sympathy.
Dr. Jemison was inspired to be an astronaut because of Star Trek!
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Dr. Jemison was inspired to be an astronaut because of Star Trek!
This isn't for you, @slegree.bsky.social. It's for people who have come here to block your racist behind, and can't see you because I blocked you. 🖖🏾
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
This isn't for you, @slegree.bsky.social. It's for people who have come here to block your racist behind, and can't see you because I blocked you. 🖖🏾
Your unsolicited attention, good Sir!
November 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Your unsolicited attention, good Sir!