DevinCow
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People have looked better than this at their own funerals
November 30, 2025 at 5:04 AM
People have looked better than this at their own funerals
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Thanks for reading, Mr. President
November 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Thanks for reading, Mr. President
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There are no terse excuses for moral cowardice, gullibility, and breach of fiduciary duty.
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 AM
There are no terse excuses for moral cowardice, gullibility, and breach of fiduciary duty.
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November 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Trump may be 'tired of hearing about affordability' but we're not! So let's campaign on it, talk about it, and even sing about it! #songoftheweek youtu.be/TNnwWfA1MH4
"Affordability!"
YouTube video by Lauren Mayer Comedy Songs
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Trump may be 'tired of hearing about affordability' but we're not! So let's campaign on it, talk about it, and even sing about it! #songoftheweek youtu.be/TNnwWfA1MH4
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Chuck was 8 years old when Thanksgiving became a federal holiday.
Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Chuck was 8 years old when Thanksgiving became a federal holiday.
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You can tell it's AI-generated because Kennedy's hands are holding silverware instead of sexting Olivia Nuzzi
Disappointed but not surprised.
Secretary RF Kennedy shares a Thanksgiving photo of Trump & Musk that's clearly AI-generated... 🫠🫠 Not a great look.
Secretary RF Kennedy shares a Thanksgiving photo of Trump & Musk that's clearly AI-generated... 🫠🫠 Not a great look.
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You can tell it's AI-generated because Kennedy's hands are holding silverware instead of sexting Olivia Nuzzi
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I feel like Nuzzi's chumminess with Rudy Giuliani has not yet shown up in this story. She was vicious about this Joe Biden profile AND ALSO her early stewardship of the Hunter Biden laptop story (which was groundbreaking but which she refused to revisit as we learned more).
Old enough to remember Very Serious Journalists who lapped up the Nuzzi piece on Biden last summer as gospel and if you think anyone in that category is going to offer a mea culpa you’ve got another thing coming.
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I feel like Nuzzi's chumminess with Rudy Giuliani has not yet shown up in this story. She was vicious about this Joe Biden profile AND ALSO her early stewardship of the Hunter Biden laptop story (which was groundbreaking but which she refused to revisit as we learned more).
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This should be investigated.
Didn’t the FBi pull a lot of personnel from anti terrorism to put them on deportations?
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
Actually the whole security establishment pivoted
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
This should be investigated.
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WHY IS THE MILITARY IN ANY US CITY
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
WHY IS THE MILITARY IN ANY US CITY
But one day we'll see him in Valhalla.
REPORTER: Can you clarify the timeline of when the suspect was granted asylum?
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
KASH PATEL: I believe Kristi Noem put that out, and that's a DHS matter and I'll refer it to them
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
But one day we'll see him in Valhalla.
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Today in 'why we can't fix anything'
If a phone still works fine, it’s not “device hoarding” to keep using it. It’s common sense.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Today in 'why we can't fix anything'
Happy Thanksgiving!
I miss my dad. I would have really strong coffee on. I’d be sautéing shallots and celery in butter, pulling the trays of bread cubes I’d been drying from the oven, gathering more and more of my stock, lots of sage, making the stuffing.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
The agents around him knew the shooter was caught, and they just let him run his mouth.
www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...
www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...
Keystone Kash Vows to Track Down National Guard Shooter Already in Hospital
The embattled FBI director found himself embarrassingly out of the loop during a news conference on the shooting of National Guard members.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The agents around him knew the shooter was caught, and they just let him run his mouth.
www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...
www.thedailybeast.com/keystone-kas...
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I'm not saying that throwing David Sacks into a volcano would prevent a recession. I'm just saying we haven't ruled that out yet.
James Bond supervillains threaten to blow up the world with their big laser unless you pay them a trillion dollars.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
Real American supervillains embed themselves in the economy and threaten to cause a depression unless you subsidize their sex robots and the weird chatbots they use to avoid humans.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm not saying that throwing David Sacks into a volcano would prevent a recession. I'm just saying we haven't ruled that out yet.
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November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Trump is overweight and doesn't work out.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Trump is overweight and doesn't work out.
America First?
Rep. John McGuire: "They say more people are under slavery today than any time in human history"
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
America First?
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In fairness he stapled this to his resume when he applied to be FBI Director
In 2016, a judge handed Kash Patel an Order of Ineptitude.
In 2025, Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
In 2025, Trump has the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In fairness he stapled this to his resume when he applied to be FBI Director
Why is he afraid of birds?
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why is he afraid of birds?