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P. Andrew Torrez
@andrewtorrez.bsky.social
HLS '97, ex-BigLaw

Practicing lawyer and cohost of the @lawandchaospod.bsky.social podcast with @lizdye.bsky.social

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Nothing like Thanksgiving for a brand new @lizdye.bsky.social
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
"Weeks of watching Florida insurance lawyer Lindsey Halligan flail around like a toddler trying to teach calculus should serve as a warning about the perils of crowdsourcing legal research to literal randos on the internet. *But it won’t.*" — @lizdye.bsky.social
Bill Pulte and Ed Martin's shitposting legal strategy
It's backfired so spectacularly that now *they're* the ones being investigated.
www.publicnotice.co
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
ICE has just under four years to spend $29.9 billion, they are going to outsource AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE to contractors because money is essentially not a problem anymore for the agency.
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If you want to know all the ins & outs of the latest Lindsey Halligan ruling, including what happens next, we’ve got you covered!

With @lizdye.bsky.social

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/law-and-chaos/id1727769913
Law and Chaos
Government Podcast · Updated Weekly · Ignorance of the law is no excuse! That's true for a traffic stop, and it's true if you want to participate in whatever's left of American democracy. If the event...
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
Per multiple sources:

Two hours after ruling that Lindsey Halligan was unlawfully appointed to her post as US Atty in Virginia, prosecutors in the office were notified to put name of an assistant U.S. Atty atop cases

At 430p, instruction was reversed. They were told to resume using Halligan’s name
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
BREAKING
1/ Judge Currie rules that Lindsey Halligan was not lawfully appointed as Interim US Attorney for the EDVa & therefore dismisses James Comey's indictment without prejudice.

Much more TK!
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Also: you won’t have Lindsey Halligan to kick around much longer
There’s a reason why the right hates Judge James Boasberg (D.D.C.) so much. We think it’s because he won’t just look the other way & pretend this administration didn’t lie to his face.

We talk sanctions & so much more.

with @lizdye.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Law and Chaos
Government Podcast · Updated Weekly · Ignorance of the law is no excuse! That's true for a traffic stop, and it's true if you want to participate in whatever's left of American democracy. If the event...
podcasts.apple.com
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
There’s a reason why the right hates Judge James Boasberg (D.D.C.) so much. We think it’s because he won’t just look the other way & pretend this administration didn’t lie to his face.

We talk sanctions & so much more.

with @lizdye.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Law and Chaos
Government Podcast · Updated Weekly · Ignorance of the law is no excuse! That's true for a traffic stop, and it's true if you want to participate in whatever's left of American democracy. If the event...
podcasts.apple.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
Halligan's team is now docketing hourly motions explaining that she absolutely, positively DID NOT F— UP the Comey indictment

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In the MAGA justice system, Donald Trump is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: obsequious incompetent toadies who are willing to break the law; and... other toadies who are also willing to break the law but really hate that first group of guys. These are their stories.
SCOOP: A federal grand jury in Maryland is investigating whether FHFA director Bill Pulte and Justice Department prosecutor Ed Martin improperly appointed unauthorized people to help in mortgage fraud investigations of President Trump's critics. With @carolleonnig.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Remember this summer when the Texas state Dems broke quorum and fled the state to “draw national Democratic attention” to Republican gerrymandering?

Remember feeling… skeptical that would do anything? (I do.)

Well, it turns out that strategy actually worked!
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
"If there’s a bright spot it’s that media outlets now realize that paying Trump off is risky. ABC, which give his presidential library $16m after Stephanopoulos called him an adjudicated rapist — he’s actually an adjudicated sexual abuser — finds itself back in the crosshairs" — @lizdye.bsky.social
CNN shows that when media orgs fight Trump, they win
Take this grift and shove it.
www.publicnotice.co
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I’m listening to this JGG hearing right now and it is 🔥
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
Trump's trollsuits are all garbage. Any company that settles is *choosing* to pay a bribe.

When media outlets fight, they win.

www.publicnotice.co/p/trump-cnn-...
CNN shows that when media orgs fight Trump, they win
Take this grift and shove it.
www.publicnotice.co
November 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You should be reading @marciej.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sanctions are a-comin’ for the Trump administration in front of the judge who scares them the most.

With @lizdye.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Law and Chaos
Government Podcast · Updated Weekly · Ignorance of the law is no excuse! That's true for a traffic stop, and it's true if you want to participate in whatever's left of American democracy. If the event...
podcasts.apple.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
Reup: I happened to do a video this morning laying out the Fourth Amendment problems that might blow up this week, as they just did.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=auQZ...
A General Warrant for Jim Comey
YouTube video by emptywheel
www.youtube.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
Is it like bad when the prosecutor tells the grand jury that there's no Fifth Amendment right not to testify in your own criminal case?

storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Paging @emptywheel.bsky.social

Magistrate Judge Fitzpatrick's head exploded trying to unpack Lindsey Halligan's (probable) lies about when she returned to the grand jury, noting that the 7-minute gap between when Halligan said she was notified & when she got the indictment does not add up.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Magistrate Judge Fitzpatrick orders the government to turn over all grand jury materials to Comey's defense team.

That's separate from Judge Currie's continuing investigation into the legality of Halligan's appointment & her behavior before the grand jury.

www.courtlistener.com/docket/71459...
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Our saga of trying to unravel the administration's (probable) lies about exactly what happened with the James Comey grand jury - particularly during the 2+ hours the court reporter was not in the room! - continues.

Featuring sleuthing by @lizdye.bsky.social

www.lawandchaospod.com/p/lindsey-ha...
Lindsey Halligan's Math Ain't Mathin'
How do you get three indictments out of one presentment?
www.lawandchaospod.com
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by P. Andrew Torrez
This is a tremendous piece of journalism
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
‘It’s a Culture Now of Fear: A Year of Chaos Inside the Justice Department’
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The “signature policy” doctrine was announced by the Supreme Court in Trump v US (2024).
Bessent on tariffs: "This is one of President Trump's signature policies, and traditionally the Supreme Court does not interfere with a president's signature policy."
November 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Imaginary US Atty Lindsey Halligan filed a "Notice Correcting the Record" this afternoon in the Comey prosecution.

I was pretty sure she was lying & spent about an hour spelunking documents to prove it. I should have just read @emptywheel.bsky.social instead!

www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/14/l...
Lindsey the Insurance Lawyer's Story Gets Stupider - emptywheel
Lindsey Halligan now claims that she got at least two indictments out of one grand jury presentment. And Pam Bondi thinks that's cool.
www.emptywheel.net
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
What’s a discharge petition and when are we getting the Epstein files??

With @lizdye.bsky.social

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
Law and Chaos
Government Podcast · Updated Weekly · Ignorance of the law is no excuse! That's true for a traffic stop, and it's true if you want to participate in whatever's left of American democracy. If the event...
podcasts.apple.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 PM