Kat
@longwayback.bsky.social
the middle of the venn diagram that is national security issues + geek culture. hellsite veteran. chaotic disaster bisexual. she/her.
(header image by a softer world)
(header image by a softer world)
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for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
for generations scholars have debated which gender goes to college to get more knowledge, and which goes to Jupiter to get more stupider. in this essay i will...
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
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All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
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Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Is your head coach's girlfriend filing FOIA requests on your school's top comms official a good look? Asking for a friend
look, who among us...
A masked burglar broke into a closed liquor store and hit the bottom shelf, where the scotch and whisky were stored. Bottles were smashed, a ceiling tile collapsed and alcohol pooled on the floor.
The suspect: a raccoon.
The suspect: a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend
www.washingtonpost.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
look, who among us...
My metrics are all screwed up because I shifted basically all of my listening to other apps partway through the year, but this is a real 2025-ass playlist.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My metrics are all screwed up because I shifted basically all of my listening to other apps partway through the year, but this is a real 2025-ass playlist.
we CAN have nice things!! youtu.be/7K3sNRm8J0w?...
READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME | Official Trailer | Searchlight Pictures
YouTube video by SearchlightPictures
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
we CAN have nice things!! youtu.be/7K3sNRm8J0w?...
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“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
Today in Schism:
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
Robert Griffin III claims the committee is “persecuting Christians” by ranking Notre Dame ahead of BYU
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
“Are Mormons more Christian than Catholics” - the greatest thread in the history of Baptist forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
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That's right... Harrison Ford
You know who was also a carpenter and spoke truth to power 🤔
December 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
That's right... Harrison Ford
help me, smithsonian baby cheetah cam, you're my only hope
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
help me, smithsonian baby cheetah cam, you're my only hope
every day I remember that we have a branch of the armed forces that has been doing non-lethal drug interdiction for decades and I
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 AM
every day I remember that we have a branch of the armed forces that has been doing non-lethal drug interdiction for decades and I
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hey team!
an INCREDIBLE donor is covering HALF OF THE COST of any wishes today
AND if all wishes can be covered by the end of the day, OWS will receive an additional $100k
an INCREDIBLE donor is covering HALF OF THE COST of any wishes today
AND if all wishes can be covered by the end of the day, OWS will receive an additional $100k
as we hit the giving season, time for me to shout out one of my favorite charities - One Simple Wish.
you can directly donate by giving foster children exactly what they ask for + need
www.onesimplewish.org
you can directly donate by giving foster children exactly what they ask for + need
www.onesimplewish.org
Grant a wish. Change a life.
One Simple Wish empowers you to brighten the lives of individuals impacted by foster care & crisis by sharing their wishes for you to grant. 100s of new wishes posted daily.
www.onesimplewish.org
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
hey team!
an INCREDIBLE donor is covering HALF OF THE COST of any wishes today
AND if all wishes can be covered by the end of the day, OWS will receive an additional $100k
an INCREDIBLE donor is covering HALF OF THE COST of any wishes today
AND if all wishes can be covered by the end of the day, OWS will receive an additional $100k
If you know me at all you probably know:
1) I love college football
2) I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama
This story is made for me. wapo.st/4rznyge
1) I love college football
2) I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama
This story is made for me. wapo.st/4rznyge
Guest column | How Nick Saban and ESPN tried to help Lane Kiffin coach two teams at once
Kiffin wanted to stay at Mississippi through the College Football Playoff even after taking the job at LSU. That made sense only on television.
wapo.st
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you know me at all you probably know:
1) I love college football
2) I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama
This story is made for me. wapo.st/4rznyge
1) I love college football
2) I'm a messy bitch who lives for drama
This story is made for me. wapo.st/4rznyge
I'm having a real "I wanna throw up*, I wanna throw up" day at work, boys
*emotionally, not physically
*emotionally, not physically
a cartoon character says not now i fainted while wearing sunglasses
Alt: Filbert the turtle from Rocko's Modern Life lies on the floor with his eyes closed. He says, "Not now. I fainted."
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I'm having a real "I wanna throw up*, I wanna throw up" day at work, boys
*emotionally, not physically
*emotionally, not physically
the true meaning of the season: 24 days of tiny chocolates
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the true meaning of the season: 24 days of tiny chocolates
Used the black Friday sale to treat myself to the Vax'ildan hoodie and holy shit this is so much nicer than I was expecting, I need to wear it everywhere immediately and I need more skull jewelry to accessorize with
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Used the black Friday sale to treat myself to the Vax'ildan hoodie and holy shit this is so much nicer than I was expecting, I need to wear it everywhere immediately and I need more skull jewelry to accessorize with
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
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Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
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every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
December 1, 2025 at 12:04 AM
every trans person i see post about the OU suspension knows that the suspended target is trans & a grad student, & has an innate awareness that this is about purging trans employees. every cis person i see thinks the target is a rando professor & that this is about giving conservatives good grades
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(holding up the phone to my 3yo) these women sealed the honmoon long before huntrix ever existed
3yo: what are their names
me: this is scary spice, there’s also posh, baby, sporty and ginger
3yo: what are their names
me: this is scary spice, there’s also posh, baby, sporty and ginger
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
(holding up the phone to my 3yo) these women sealed the honmoon long before huntrix ever existed
3yo: what are their names
me: this is scary spice, there’s also posh, baby, sporty and ginger
3yo: what are their names
me: this is scary spice, there’s also posh, baby, sporty and ginger
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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It doesn't feel like December is tomorrow bro what happened
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It doesn't feel like December is tomorrow bro what happened
Ginger, get the popcorn; we've got a malachite gown from Frankenstein in progress youtube.com/shorts/welJ-...
Girls want the Malachite gown from Frankenstein
YouTube video by Asta Darling
youtube.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ginger, get the popcorn; we've got a malachite gown from Frankenstein in progress youtube.com/shorts/welJ-...
I needed a video to check the audio sync of a new pair of earbuds and the algorithm delivered youtu.be/O4li5ukxMHM?...
Eärendil was a Wellerman (2024)
YouTube video by BardOfArda
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I needed a video to check the audio sync of a new pair of earbuds and the algorithm delivered youtu.be/O4li5ukxMHM?...