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@1001cranes.bsky.social
amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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"Sports Erin is...an experience."
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Sports Erin is...an experience."
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
"The feminism leaves my body."
"You can sit next to her if you want, there's just a lot more screaming."
#Hock3yWeekend
@izzygnosis.bsky.social
finishing a video game like THANK CHRIST, now I can look for stuff on all corners of the internet unfettered
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
finishing a video game like THANK CHRIST, now I can look for stuff on all corners of the internet unfettered
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The Benoit Blanc movies work because they know what you want out of a detective:
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
December 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The Benoit Blanc movies work because they know what you want out of a detective:
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
Someone who is weird as hell but morally strong and, by the end of the story, we've learned nothing about them except that they're still weird as hell and morally strong.
"I love it when theater people find a use for their talents." HOWLING #GetScared
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"I love it when theater people find a use for their talents." HOWLING #GetScared
i feel like i have So Many Staples in my pantry, ready to go, and then its like "howmt the fuck do I have no curry paste, WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS"
December 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i feel like i have So Many Staples in my pantry, ready to go, and then its like "howmt the fuck do I have no curry paste, WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS"
today was a STRUGGLE
rough when you get halfway through and would really. really. just like to quit.
rough when you get halfway through and would really. really. just like to quit.
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
today was a STRUGGLE
rough when you get halfway through and would really. really. just like to quit.
rough when you get halfway through and would really. really. just like to quit.
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"Love, you can say love, Arthur."
a woman is holding a cup with a picture of a woman on it
Alt: a woman is holding a cup with a picture of a woman on it
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December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
"Love, you can say love, Arthur."
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the one thing that did break my long-weekend social media detox was @theferocity.bsky.social going "TONI BRAXTON. WAS MARRIED. TO BIRDMAN?!?" and every time i think of it i wheeze bc that's also how EYE found out
December 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
the one thing that did break my long-weekend social media detox was @theferocity.bsky.social going "TONI BRAXTON. WAS MARRIED. TO BIRDMAN?!?" and every time i think of it i wheeze bc that's also how EYE found out
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December 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m thrilled to share that Recipes from the American South is featured in @phaidonpress’s holiday edit.
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Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.
honestly my good dude I do not think that "of course" is as obvious as you seem to think
December 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
honestly my good dude I do not think that "of course" is as obvious as you seem to think
trying to set up a credit card authorization like GODDAMN IT, HOTEL, DO YOU WANT OUR FUCKING MONEY OR WHAT
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
trying to set up a credit card authorization like GODDAMN IT, HOTEL, DO YOU WANT OUR FUCKING MONEY OR WHAT
or turtle racing
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 PM
or turtle racing
a lot to process here
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
a lot to process here
a good month!
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
a good month!
ah yes, birthday treats month
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ah yes, birthday treats month
sometimes the Self Published jumps out just because of the names. girl, no, you cannot have you two main characters me Maya and Marco and also there is a sister called Megan. mix it up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:23 AM
sometimes the Self Published jumps out just because of the names. girl, no, you cannot have you two main characters me Maya and Marco and also there is a sister called Megan. mix it up.
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"Dunkies is proud to support Wicked For Good's Annual Lobstah Ball fundraiser event"
Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Dunkies is proud to support Wicked For Good's Annual Lobstah Ball fundraiser event"
The Cl*isters, by K*ty Haye
nailed the initial assessment tbqh
nailed the initial assessment tbqh
reading a book and its Fine but its giving very "if this were lesbians it would be INCREDIBLE" unfortunately
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Cl*isters, by K*ty Haye
nailed the initial assessment tbqh
nailed the initial assessment tbqh
Sagittarius Season - or as I like to say, the only sign holding a weapon
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Sagittarius Season - or as I like to say, the only sign holding a weapon
"I think he just 95 Theses'd that guy right into the friggin' gear shaft." #CityOfDoors
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"I think he just 95 Theses'd that guy right into the friggin' gear shaft." #CityOfDoors
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Male version of dressing like a 2000s horror protagonist 🎀🖤
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Male version of dressing like a 2000s horror protagonist 🎀🖤
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November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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