burn the Gävle goat & you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
@1001cranes.bsky.social
amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
paycheque
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
paycheque
my throat is feeling Not Good and its like..... didn't we just do this
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
my throat is feeling Not Good and its like..... didn't we just do this
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social @izzygnosis.bsky.social how's stuff going, is erin being adopted to Malone this weekend?
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@balconyskeletons.bsky.social @izzygnosis.bsky.social how's stuff going, is erin being adopted to Malone this weekend?
we have (fruit?) flies because an onion in a bin on a counter had gone Completely Off, but now they seem to be spawning from inside the dish washer??? I've tried to clean it out like three times, and now im just running the damn thing constantly, and the flies will not die
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
we have (fruit?) flies because an onion in a bin on a counter had gone Completely Off, but now they seem to be spawning from inside the dish washer??? I've tried to clean it out like three times, and now im just running the damn thing constantly, and the flies will not die
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
harrowhark, on the verge of losing it: my parents killed 200 babies infants children teenagers so i would be born a necromancer
john "I didn't mean to nuke melbourne" gaius:
john "I didn't mean to nuke melbourne" gaius:
a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those up those are rookie numbers in this racket .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those up those are rookie numbers in this racket .
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
harrowhark, on the verge of losing it: my parents killed 200 babies infants children teenagers so i would be born a necromancer
john "I didn't mean to nuke melbourne" gaius:
john "I didn't mean to nuke melbourne" gaius:
been googling too much weird arctic adventure shit on top of my usual nonsense because my ads are like "clearly this bisexual woman desires a PIRATE SHIP"
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
been googling too much weird arctic adventure shit on top of my usual nonsense because my ads are like "clearly this bisexual woman desires a PIRATE SHIP"
Ginger needs EVERYONE to know she's very cold and upset
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Ginger needs EVERYONE to know she's very cold and upset
crit role always good for a few PRs
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
crit role always good for a few PRs
hmm i am considering my aranessa/julien/thaisha agenda #CriticalRoleSpoilers
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
hmm i am considering my aranessa/julien/thaisha agenda #CriticalRoleSpoilers
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I really just do not think these kinds of data visualizations are doing the kind of work people think they are doing.
"ICE is arresting the worst of the worst."
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
Everything this administration tells us is a lie.
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I really just do not think these kinds of data visualizations are doing the kind of work people think they are doing.
when you have to add something new to the tumblr filtered tags
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
when you have to add something new to the tumblr filtered tags
there is nothing like tearing in a rotisserie chicken and eating half of it with your bare hands
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
there is nothing like tearing in a rotisserie chicken and eating half of it with your bare hands
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that's why i make pinterest boards
on company time
www.pinterest.com/theroseandth... #HargraveHouse
i make a dime
that's why i make pinterest boards
on company time
www.pinterest.com/theroseandth... #HargraveHouse
December 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
boss makes a dollar
i make a dime
that's why i make pinterest boards
on company time
www.pinterest.com/theroseandth... #HargraveHouse
i make a dime
that's why i make pinterest boards
on company time
www.pinterest.com/theroseandth... #HargraveHouse
is it weird if I say watching good things happen to Mychal this year has been one of the only bright spots
We are OVERJOYED to announce that award-winning librarian and ‘Reading Rainbow’ host @mychal3ts.bsky.social will serve as our 2026 National Library Week honorary chair!
#NationalLibraryWeek will be held April 19-25 with the theme "Find Your Joy."
Read our full announcement: https://bit.ly/4rDSagx
#NationalLibraryWeek will be held April 19-25 with the theme "Find Your Joy."
Read our full announcement: https://bit.ly/4rDSagx
December 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
is it weird if I say watching good things happen to Mychal this year has been one of the only bright spots
..... okay but what the second person is SAYING is not what the second person MEANS open the schools!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
..... okay but what the second person is SAYING is not what the second person MEANS open the schools!!!!!
Terror Camp is always such fun, but lordt the Discord moves too fast to keep up with
December 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Terror Camp is always such fun, but lordt the Discord moves too fast to keep up with
i love that "the classics" are almost always available in Libby, but I just had to return like three books in a row because it was like, oh this is french. oh this is italian. oh this is spanish. PLEASE I AM AN IDIOT AMERICAN ENGLISH PLEASE.
December 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i love that "the classics" are almost always available in Libby, but I just had to return like three books in a row because it was like, oh this is french. oh this is italian. oh this is spanish. PLEASE I AM AN IDIOT AMERICAN ENGLISH PLEASE.
coworker: I thought you weren't coming in today?
me: okay well I wasn't originally, but -- bougie complaint incoming -- the cleaner comes today and its just so louuuuuuuuud
coworker: and the chemical smell!
me: AND THE CHEMICALS!!!
me: okay well I wasn't originally, but -- bougie complaint incoming -- the cleaner comes today and its just so louuuuuuuuud
coworker: and the chemical smell!
me: AND THE CHEMICALS!!!
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
coworker: I thought you weren't coming in today?
me: okay well I wasn't originally, but -- bougie complaint incoming -- the cleaner comes today and its just so louuuuuuuuud
coworker: and the chemical smell!
me: AND THE CHEMICALS!!!
me: okay well I wasn't originally, but -- bougie complaint incoming -- the cleaner comes today and its just so louuuuuuuuud
coworker: and the chemical smell!
me: AND THE CHEMICALS!!!
sending an email to a podcast like "I know you asked so IMO please don't do Thing X, I simply do not care.... also you pronounced that actor's name wrong..... and used the wrong pronouns for them....... but I promise I really do love you okay bye"
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
sending an email to a podcast like "I know you asked so IMO please don't do Thing X, I simply do not care.... also you pronounced that actor's name wrong..... and used the wrong pronouns for them....... but I promise I really do love you okay bye"
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you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea
i heard @mcterzakis.bsky.social lose her shit from across the city
XXL NEWS! Greg and Alex are coming to America in January 2026 to spread the word of the Taskmaster.
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December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i heard @mcterzakis.bsky.social lose her shit from across the city
bought Nibling the $75 pokemon tcg advent calendar and Baby Pichu a $20 Bluey advent calendar and I'm sure they will enjoy them equally
December 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
bought Nibling the $75 pokemon tcg advent calendar and Baby Pichu a $20 Bluey advent calendar and I'm sure they will enjoy them equally
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iam8bit x Blue Prince Collection available for preorder buff.ly/D9EqomA
December 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
iam8bit x Blue Prince Collection available for preorder buff.ly/D9EqomA
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Oh hiiiiiiiiiii Hades Zaddy
Patrick Page Will Lead Titus Andronicus Off-Broadway Spring 2026
Jesse Berger will direct Shakespeare's tragedy for Red Bull Theater.
playbill.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Oh hiiiiiiiiiii Hades Zaddy