that's my secret cap I'm always in mugatu mode
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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1001cranes.bsky.social
Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
1001cranes.bsky.social
it was an extremely Natasha Lyonne cock-a-roach
1001cranes.bsky.social
its also a particularly NYC affectation, for..... some reason.

yeah I just googled and that particular podcaster is from brooklyn
1001cranes.bsky.social
oh god, la cucaracha is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day
1001cranes.bsky.social
yeah the update for the macbook is equally gross, I hate it
1001cranes.bsky.social
I'm so glad I gave The Drawing of the Three a try - the first Dark Tower book was interesting, but now we're getting real weird
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aurahack.ca
whole thing is a really good read; i screamed out loud when i read this part
1001cranes.bsky.social
i hope you step on a lego and spill a hot coffee all over your favorite outfit. go to hell and think about what you've done.
1001cranes.bsky.social
I do think people who write titles like this should be shot in the street
1001cranes.bsky.social
< avoiding poison spots, attacking enemies on either side. there are three different characters/decks at the moment; one unlocked from the jump, one unlocked after a successful run, and another available in the full game. really delightful, and I will probably play too much of this today
1001cranes.bsky.social
Moonsigil Atlas - ooooooh this is FUN. decklike roguebuilder, with a REALLY clever little 'constallation' battle board, where each card has a shape that has to be fit onto the board as strategically as possible - not only fitting the board, but shielding where the damage is >
#AmandaPlaysNextFest
1001cranes.bsky.social
Wisps of the Elements - element-based roguelite tactics game, very lightweight, spare, but charming. the enemy AI can chug along a bit sometimes, but fun! can also be played in browser on itch
#AmandaPlaysNextFest
1001cranes.bsky.social
aluminium is the "by god I am going to pronounce EVERY letter in this word" of british pronounciations
1001cranes.bsky.social
I find it funny yet delightful when people say cock-a-roach. just making up a whole ass vowel + syllable
1001cranes.bsky.social
SO LONG, THERE HAVE BEEN NEAR MISSES ON MANY THINGS, AND NOW HERE WE ARE
1001cranes.bsky.social
tonight's #PickboneWastes was Session 47 and I got to tie it back to someone from SESSION 16 these cards have been up my sleeve for so long
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inkforwords.bsky.social
hobbit and locked tomb hat previews! more to come soon. :)
1001cranes.bsky.social
okay I have MANY next fest demos downloaded, here we goooooooo
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ltotheucy.bsky.social
I’ve seen Rilo Kiley twice this year and my reaction both times was “you could carbon date this audience to the month.”
emilystjams.bsky.social
Seeing Rilo Kiley tonight, and the shuttle to the venue is filled with people between the specific ages of 34 and 46. I am at home here.
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alexis-lipina.bsky.social
The worst thing AI is doing is making my favorite emoji cringe. Get away from my ✨ you freaks
1001cranes.bsky.social
like they absolutely want to count stuff against you they legally should not be able to but theyre trying to not get shitkicked by equal opportunity laws
1001cranes.bsky.social
sure, but! its like when they ask if you have "reliable transportation" and you should just say "yes" because the bus counts! but they want you to say "no" or "I take the bus" sio they can choose someone else

ITS ALL A TRAP. you must watch for the traps! because bosses and managers are bastards!!!!
1001cranes.bsky.social
they dont want people with kids but theyre trying to dodge actually illegal questions