burn the Gävle goat & you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower
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amanda. pushing 40, queer af, handcrafted meme artisan. not a top just a capricorn. you cannot misgender me in any way that matters. eldritch Victorian boat narrative enthusiast, 'too powerful, capable of great menace' - @juliankjarboe
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Who can find a competent male instacart shopper? for his price is far above rubies. The heart of his customer doth safely trust in him, so that they shall have no need of spoil. He will do them good and not evil all the days of his life.
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I love you Glenn Close
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I love you Glenn Close
god bless allegra for talking through sharing your slides but not your notes with several people today
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
god bless allegra for talking through sharing your slides but not your notes with several people today
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TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
does one of the jonas brothers have a gambling problem. did sophie turner take EVERYTHING in the divorce. cannot turn aorund without getting hit in the face with an ad for another jobros project
December 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
does one of the jonas brothers have a gambling problem. did sophie turner take EVERYTHING in the divorce. cannot turn aorund without getting hit in the face with an ad for another jobros project
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The amount of money it would take to keep all of our struggling universities just totally thriving according to their traditional mission(s) is so so small compared to how much money flies around in the billionaire tech bro economy it’s crazy.
Speaking as a private citizen on a matter of public concern, yes leadership is apparently planning to cut 50% of the faculty at the New School for Social Research in order to eliminate social research and replace scholarship with a trendy MA degree mill For the 21st Century 1/
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The amount of money it would take to keep all of our struggling universities just totally thriving according to their traditional mission(s) is so so small compared to how much money flies around in the billionaire tech bro economy it’s crazy.
"My careful ties and careless handkerchiefs matched." edmund white is so delightful, you get so into the rhythm of it
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
"My careful ties and careless handkerchiefs matched." edmund white is so delightful, you get so into the rhythm of it
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Finally some new art, happy December. This mock issue cover is for wadesunderwater's Poolverine Big Bang fic, You Bring Me in From the Cold, which just started posting! 🎨
archiveofourown.org/works/752580... (Must be logged in to read)
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December 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Finally some new art, happy December. This mock issue cover is for wadesunderwater's Poolverine Big Bang fic, You Bring Me in From the Cold, which just started posting! 🎨
archiveofourown.org/works/752580... (Must be logged in to read)
archiveofourown.org/works/752580... (Must be logged in to read)
lotta people really hitting that second t in toronto [redacted hashtag]
It Sounded Like A Thousand Guinea Pigs Were Being Shoved Into A Wood Chipper GIF
Alt: It Sounded Like A Thousand Guinea Pigs Were Being Shoved Into A Wood Chipper GIF
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December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
lotta people really hitting that second t in toronto [redacted hashtag]
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if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together
December 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
if you have a parasocial relationship with me just know that I love you, specifically, and i can’t wait for us to be together
ICE CORE WATER FEELS LIKE POPROCKS IN YOUR MOUTH, INCREDIBLE #TerrorCamp2025
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
ICE CORE WATER FEELS LIKE POPROCKS IN YOUR MOUTH, INCREDIBLE #TerrorCamp2025
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"talk birdy to me" had me doing the Ron Swanson giggle, thank u Emily #TerrorCamp2025
December 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
"talk birdy to me" had me doing the Ron Swanson giggle, thank u Emily #TerrorCamp2025
when you both got that shit on #TerrorCamp2025
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
when you both got that shit on #TerrorCamp2025
whoops forgot last night's workout
December 7, 2025 at 3:36 PM
whoops forgot last night's workout
me, perking up: lesbians? perhaps evil lesbians? evil step milf lesbians?
me, seeing its YA: wait nvm
me, seeing its YA: wait nvm
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
me, perking up: lesbians? perhaps evil lesbians? evil step milf lesbians?
me, seeing its YA: wait nvm
me, seeing its YA: wait nvm
at least on Kobo, the Game Changers (aka Heated Rivalry and friends) entire collection is $2 today
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
at least on Kobo, the Game Changers (aka Heated Rivalry and friends) entire collection is $2 today
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/...
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it’s true, that’s a guy who has a favorite Strongbad bit, you just never hear him do it during the movie due to the circumstances
I am once again reminding everyone that Clive Owen’s character in CHILDREN OF MEN is in his mid-forties in the late 2020s, which means it’s canonically a movie about a Millennial
November 3, 2024 at 6:37 PM
it’s true, that’s a guy who has a favorite Strongbad bit, you just never hear him do it during the movie due to the circumstances
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When I got a photo with Mads Mikkelsen at Star Wars Celebration Tokyo, I basically went into a fugue state. His jacket was so soft. He was so kind. My face turned BEET FUCKING RED (I'm Irish, that's a given). Mads is so much hotter in real life which, you'll note, is saying something
Just met Pedro Pascal. He's shooting a movie a block away from our house. They shoot movies here often so we see a lot of famous people but I never get star struck like I did today. He's like 10 times as good looking in person as he is in the movies and he took a picture with us. He smells amazing.
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I got a photo with Mads Mikkelsen at Star Wars Celebration Tokyo, I basically went into a fugue state. His jacket was so soft. He was so kind. My face turned BEET FUCKING RED (I'm Irish, that's a given). Mads is so much hotter in real life which, you'll note, is saying something
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
trying out new protein powders and this one is somehow...... too thick
toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest
ALT: toothless from how to train your dragon says blep in front of a forest
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December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
trying out new protein powders and this one is somehow...... too thick
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All I want for Christmas is for the goat to burn.
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
All I want for Christmas is for the goat to burn.
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I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I know what’ll turn this around. one hundred dollars worth of sushi
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)