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@leharrumph.bsky.social
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
Force Wong Kar-Wai to make the "Lady From Shanghai" reimagining he was going to make, 20 years ago, even if he has to recast it. (It was going to star Nicole Kidman, at the time.)
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Force Wong Kar-Wai to make the "Lady From Shanghai" reimagining he was going to make, 20 years ago, even if he has to recast it. (It was going to star Nicole Kidman, at the time.)
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National Guard are still in DC by the way. I see them every time I’m on U Street. Lincoln Park daily. I counted over a dozen on Barracks Row Saturday night. In response to this ongoing affront to justice and democracy, the Washington Post editorial board has taken a firm stance against hand dryers.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
National Guard are still in DC by the way. I see them every time I’m on U Street. Lincoln Park daily. I counted over a dozen on Barracks Row Saturday night. In response to this ongoing affront to justice and democracy, the Washington Post editorial board has taken a firm stance against hand dryers.
A real master class at repairing one's image: Make a point that's easy to defend, and then illustrate your thinking with an unimpeachably sympathetic example. As his lawyer, I can only insist that Louis do more of this shit.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
A real master class at repairing one's image: Make a point that's easy to defend, and then illustrate your thinking with an unimpeachably sympathetic example. As his lawyer, I can only insist that Louis do more of this shit.
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What solving the Lament Configuration and experiencing the sublime nexus of agony and ecstasy at the hands of dimension-faring Cenobite priests taught me about B2B sales [read on LinkedIn]
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What solving the Lament Configuration and experiencing the sublime nexus of agony and ecstasy at the hands of dimension-faring Cenobite priests taught me about B2B sales [read on LinkedIn]
A sign from the Universe for me to finally make my long-gestating*, modern take on 1983's "Christine."
Coming summer 2026.... "Fieri."
Coming summer 2026.... "Fieri."
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
A sign from the Universe for me to finally make my long-gestating*, modern take on 1983's "Christine."
Coming summer 2026.... "Fieri."
Coming summer 2026.... "Fieri."
I've had younger friends very matter-of-factly tell me that Obama could have gotten the public option in Obamacare if he had simply made Joe Lieberman vote for it (via Greco-Roman wrestling on the Senate floor, I assume) or, failing that, had simply dissolved Congress.
One of the strangest aspects of aging that they don't warn you about is watching as history gets rewritten right in front of your face and people 20 years younger than you confidently tell you about something you lived through and get it completely wrong.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I've had younger friends very matter-of-factly tell me that Obama could have gotten the public option in Obamacare if he had simply made Joe Lieberman vote for it (via Greco-Roman wrestling on the Senate floor, I assume) or, failing that, had simply dissolved Congress.
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November 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I could use your help. Still haven't found work. I only need some funds to get to the end of the month. Thanks. I hate asking. It's insanely frustrating. gofund.me/9c9a6081e
I know Fetterman being only 3% neanderthal seems suspiciously low, but keep in mind that that "97% German" must include subsets like, "Bavarian Lummox" and "Saxon Oaf."
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I know Fetterman being only 3% neanderthal seems suspiciously low, but keep in mind that that "97% German" must include subsets like, "Bavarian Lummox" and "Saxon Oaf."
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The LAPD hates LA
LAPD on horses charge at and beat guests standing in line to the Short Stop in Echo Park. @shoton35mm.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The LAPD hates LA
Uhhh, so I just announced that I think every remaining in child in Gaza should be abducted and forced to forever run on hamster-wheel turbines that power a data center, and now Erika Kirk is jerking me off???
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Uhhh, so I just announced that I think every remaining in child in Gaza should be abducted and forced to forever run on hamster-wheel turbines that power a data center, and now Erika Kirk is jerking me off???
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
I'm returning just to say I'm very sad to hear Kaleb Horton has passed away. He was a brilliant writer, and by all accounts a great guy.
September 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'm returning just to say I'm very sad to hear Kaleb Horton has passed away. He was a brilliant writer, and by all accounts a great guy.
I'm going to try to stay off social media, for a while (except for refreshing Twitter during Eagles games). So, FYI, if you message me here or on Instagram or Facebook or whatever, I might not see it.
September 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I'm going to try to stay off social media, for a while (except for refreshing Twitter during Eagles games). So, FYI, if you message me here or on Instagram or Facebook or whatever, I might not see it.
Maybe if we're really nice to the unhinged lunatics who talk only of destroying us, they'll appreciate it and let us win.
September 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maybe if we're really nice to the unhinged lunatics who talk only of destroying us, they'll appreciate it and let us win.
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What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What if I told you government could do more than just punish people you’re afraid of?
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cool, ed martin (whose path to be us atty for dc was blocked and who now ostensibly runs doj's "weaponization" probe) is hanging out with alex jones
September 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
cool, ed martin (whose path to be us atty for dc was blocked and who now ostensibly runs doj's "weaponization" probe) is hanging out with alex jones
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your boy Garfield is lasagn one
September 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
your boy Garfield is lasagn one
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"that is not what we're about"
September 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"that is not what we're about"
Before cancel culture, it was okay to celebrate a friend's 50th birthday by collaborating on a birthday book to immortalize his penchant for sexually preying on underage girls. But that's yet another thing we've lost in today's society. Because woke.
September 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Before cancel culture, it was okay to celebrate a friend's 50th birthday by collaborating on a birthday book to immortalize his penchant for sexually preying on underage girls. But that's yet another thing we've lost in today's society. Because woke.
Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.
September 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Perfectly said by the brilliant Cliffy V.
It would be objectively funny if RFK Jr got a tracheotomy and started speaking normally.
September 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It would be objectively funny if RFK Jr got a tracheotomy and started speaking normally.
LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏
September 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
LET 👏 PEOPLE 👏 LIKE 👏 THINGS 👏
As a result of due process and following all applicable laws, the people in this administration should be executed by firing squad.
🚨NEW: Declarations filed in the lawsuit against the rushed attempt to deport 600 Guatemalan children reveals the chaotic way the Trump admin carried out the operation.
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
Children were taken out of bed after midnight to be rushed onto planes. One girl "was so scared she vomited."
September 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
As a result of due process and following all applicable laws, the people in this administration should be executed by firing squad.
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Always a fan of first-person, Fog of War-style documentaries
September 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Always a fan of first-person, Fog of War-style documentaries