For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. (Baby is dead.)
@leharrumph.bsky.social
I like to do jokes and get very shrill about politics.
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
"The downside to [Twitter] is that you can get fooled into thinking it's creative and feel like you've had a good day after a good tweet." -Albert Brooks
Some of us are horribly disfigured from oil burns that remind us we're still ALIVE.
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Some of us are horribly disfigured from oil burns that remind us we're still ALIVE.
Some of us aren't sheeple who "follow all the rules," babe.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Some of us aren't sheeple who "follow all the rules," babe.
[leaning against a doorframe] So, does that hat...*un*buckle?
November 26, 2025 at 4:44 AM
[leaning against a doorframe] So, does that hat...*un*buckle?
While that's ridiculous, he does have Northeast Italian Catholic vibes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
While that's ridiculous, he does have Northeast Italian Catholic vibes.
And Johnny Cochran should have used, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" to punctuate all of his jokes, like Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones did with the word "hamburger."
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
And Johnny Cochran should have used, "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit" to punctuate all of his jokes, like Alonzo "Hamburger" Jones did with the word "hamburger."
Exactly. We can quibble about whether it's "very extremely funny" or simply just "extremely funny," but either way, the man really understands rhetoric and persuasion and how to win people to your side.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Exactly. We can quibble about whether it's "very extremely funny" or simply just "extremely funny," but either way, the man really understands rhetoric and persuasion and how to win people to your side.
[shaking my head in disbelief] He is so smart.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
[shaking my head in disbelief] He is so smart.
Sounds like a certain representative is about to get the Chris Scott bump in the polls. Will this be the beginning of an unstoppable momentum that sweeps her into power? Only time will tell. (But probably.)
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Sounds like a certain representative is about to get the Chris Scott bump in the polls. Will this be the beginning of an unstoppable momentum that sweeps her into power? Only time will tell. (But probably.)
And yet you two were never seen in the same place the same time. Also very interesting, if you ask me.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
And yet you two were never seen in the same place the same time. Also very interesting, if you ask me.
Duke and Cornbread beg to differ
November 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Duke and Cornbread beg to differ
From Twitter's Belle Époque, the era that also brought us Eli "Eggman" Lake and Dirt Bikenwald.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
From Twitter's Belle Époque, the era that also brought us Eli "Eggman" Lake and Dirt Bikenwald.
* - pun deliciously intended
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
* - pun deliciously intended
This reminds me of my friend Ryan Tucksmedicatedpads.
November 21, 2025 at 2:33 PM
This reminds me of my friend Ryan Tucksmedicatedpads.
[Within the first week, the pics would reveal that I put packing tape over the little, already-rusted "H" to keep it from falling off again]
November 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
[Within the first week, the pics would reveal that I put packing tape over the little, already-rusted "H" to keep it from falling off again]
[imagining me acquiring one, somehow, and sending you pics of me just shoving my random shit in it, chucking it in my car's filthy backseat, and later putting it on cafe chairs so I can put my feet up without getting the chairs dirty, etc.]
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
[imagining me acquiring one, somehow, and sending you pics of me just shoving my random shit in it, chucking it in my car's filthy backseat, and later putting it on cafe chairs so I can put my feet up without getting the chairs dirty, etc.]
What if they procreated? Omg
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
What if they procreated? Omg
Landman: Hybrid Origins
November 17, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Landman: Hybrid Origins