I'm going to fucking scream what the fuck

Just played the demo for Skate Story and this is one of the best skate games Ive played in a very long time. The vibes are absolutely on point and the skating feels fluid with enough roughness to be challenging. Cannot wait to see this drop

damn ok Skate Story this rules.

Good job Blood Cultures rad ass soundtrack

Game is already gaming

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love

mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants

mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

Lmao WaPo has fewer than 100K circulation now. It turns out “alienate your liberal subscriber base” is not a good strategy when the Republicans also hate you. www.forbes.com/sites/andyme...

The other kind of War Dialing.

If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.

Yay hooray yippee!

Police officers who publicly declare that they’ll quit if a mayoral candidate they dislike wins the election are (1) usually bluffing—sure buddy, toss away that paycheck and pension—and (2) exactly the sort of cops cities would be better off without, ones who don’t see themselves as public servants.

Over dress for work sometime then, damn.

Having a fit like that and hiding it smdh

Real opening paragraph in an Official Nintendo Magazine feature

"I once punched my younger brother so hard in the chest that he vomited up that morning's breakfast - cornflakes mainly. It wasn't technically the Heimlich manoevre, as he wasn't choking and I wasn't trying to save him-"

Idk you could get Him

"The World of the Dark Crystal" documentary (1983, 1 hour) is available for free on Youtube.
>> www.catsuka.com/breves/2025-...

it's not FOR us

Top 5 Vampires:
-Dracula (Bram Stoker original novel)
-Alucard (Hellsing, who is also Dracula)
-Alucard (Castlevania, who is not Dracula)
-Dracula (Castlevania)
-The Count (Sesame Street, who they claim is not actually a vampire)

I've made this scale to help people out during this holiday season

some

BODY

once BODY the some was gonna BODY
I ain't the sharpest some in the BO DY

MARLEY: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link—
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Hhggghhhbnnnnnn thank you