As a former sex ed teacher:

😥

i legit would not be able to handle this like meeting multiple publishers going oh yeah valve are just like this sometimes you know how it is, lemme call them - and still not getting a normal response from a human being

if you make games that are too much like actual art you wont just get banned but you'll also be refused keys for your own game and locked out of external bundles too, should have made a survivors clone you idiot

Every time I hear a polytheist say "gods" instead of actually blaspheming I deflate.

The world is your oyster, man. Please.

the only time i should see your face in a henshin hero suit is when ur shit gets bashed in

I wanna see dm meeee