some local urchin
@layneybug.bsky.social
former emo kid turned drama educator, they/them, movies, ska
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Evening viewing recommendation? Watch John Woo's FACE/OFF (1997) in our Stunts! collection. John Travolta plays Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage plays John Travolta, and master of turbocharged action spectacle Woo detonates the screen in what may be the most utterly berserk blockbuster of the 1990s.
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch John Woo's FACE/OFF (1997) in our Stunts! collection. John Travolta plays Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage plays John Travolta, and master of turbocharged action spectacle Woo detonates the screen in what may be the most utterly berserk blockbuster of the 1990s.
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Have you 🫵 voted for "Abolish ICE" yet?
If you haven't cast your ballot yet, please report to chicagoshovels.org immediately to rectify your error
chicagoshovels.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Have you 🫵 voted for "Abolish ICE" yet?
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Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE
If you haven't cast your ballot yet, please report to chicagoshovels.org immediately to rectify your error
chicagoshovels.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE
Jake from State Farm
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Jake from State Farm
what is this? who pitched this segment? and more importantly, who hurt this man?
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
what is this? who pitched this segment? and more importantly, who hurt this man?
mostly the internet was a horrible mistake but it did give this absolutely delightful person and their special interest a platform, so
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
mostly the internet was a horrible mistake but it did give this absolutely delightful person and their special interest a platform, so
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Sometimes I think that wearing eyeliner isn't really doing much for me but then I go a day without wearing it, and gasp when I walk past a mirror. "Did I DIE in my sleep and didn't notice?!" WHEW. Spooky.
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes I think that wearing eyeliner isn't really doing much for me but then I go a day without wearing it, and gasp when I walk past a mirror. "Did I DIE in my sleep and didn't notice?!" WHEW. Spooky.
the one my doctor’s office uses has a fake typing noise as if “she” is typing in the information I just gave her. but it’s employed after everything you say. so if you say “speak to a representative” you still get the fake typing noise.
among the creepy faux human elements, she says things twice: "I'll need a second to check that... just give me one second.": And a background noise of bustle and voices, as is "she" were in a call center room, rather than some server somewhere in, what, Malaysia?
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the one my doctor’s office uses has a fake typing noise as if “she” is typing in the information I just gave her. but it’s employed after everything you say. so if you say “speak to a representative” you still get the fake typing noise.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
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Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Sorry to be Radical Left but I don't think we should put people who haven't committed a crime, and aren't even accused of committing a crime, into any sort of "Detention"
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I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
February 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
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HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
Laila Edwards becomes the first Black woman from USA to score a goal in Olympic hockey. #MilanoCortinaOlympics2026
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH
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Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
2026 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From!
This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!
www.erininthemorning.com
February 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Hey everyone!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
Huge news! Our trans girl scout list has sold a total of 146,000 boxes as of today!
But MANY trans girl scouts only have 20, 30, 40 boxes sold.
I just resorted our list to put those on the top.
Go get your girl scout cookies and make a trans kid's day!
this doesn’t go far enough. get back to me when I can cut in half the licenses of people driving like maniacs.
Ald. Daniel La Spata (1st) convinced the City Council's Committee on Pedestrian and Traffic Safety he chairs to let Chicagoans use their cell phones to essentially become "snitches" and provide the city with recorded evidence of bus, bike lane and crosswalk parking violations.
Despite business community concerns, Council committee backs parking enforcement by citizens
chicago.suntimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:36 PM
this doesn’t go far enough. get back to me when I can cut in half the licenses of people driving like maniacs.
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Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
Hasbro and Warner Bros. Discovery have signed a multi-year deal starting in 2027 to produce Harry Potter film and television series dolls, role play, action figures, collectibles, interactive plush, board games, and more to be revealed later this year - bwnews.pr/45UKdKL
February 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Remember if you watch this show or buy this merch, no trans person will like or trust you ever again. Sorry but those are the rules.
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Always and forever 💙 Wishing a very happy birthday to the singular Laura Dern.
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Always and forever 💙 Wishing a very happy birthday to the singular Laura Dern.
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this is partly how we can achieve substantial rewilding, to support sustainable ecosystems and reduce climate change
largely the same with land used to grow food, which has been hijacked to grow subsidies and move up the value chain with excessive, inhumane meat production
largely the same with land used to grow food, which has been hijacked to grow subsidies and move up the value chain with excessive, inhumane meat production
Put another way, we could get rid of corn ethanol, switch 30% of the freed-up farmland to solar to generate 100% of US electricity, and use the other 70% of the freed-up land for whatever we want.
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
this is partly how we can achieve substantial rewilding, to support sustainable ecosystems and reduce climate change
largely the same with land used to grow food, which has been hijacked to grow subsidies and move up the value chain with excessive, inhumane meat production
largely the same with land used to grow food, which has been hijacked to grow subsidies and move up the value chain with excessive, inhumane meat production
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Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
February 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings