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@layneybug.bsky.social
former emo kid turned drama educator, they/them, movies, ska
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The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
February 13, 2026 at 9:37 PM
The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it
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send this to ur valentine 💘
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
send this to ur valentine 💘
had to go into the office today bc there’s a big work event tues & my manager who normally prints/packs so I don’t have to come in was out with a sick kid.
even with Jaz’s help I walked over a mile.
I wish the ADA office would understand that this is simply not something I can do 2x every week.
even with Jaz’s help I walked over a mile.
I wish the ADA office would understand that this is simply not something I can do 2x every week.
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
had to go into the office today bc there’s a big work event tues & my manager who normally prints/packs so I don’t have to come in was out with a sick kid.
even with Jaz’s help I walked over a mile.
I wish the ADA office would understand that this is simply not something I can do 2x every week.
even with Jaz’s help I walked over a mile.
I wish the ADA office would understand that this is simply not something I can do 2x every week.
have you stopped masking in public? it’s never too late to start again.
By the power invested in me, I hearby proclaim this woman, "White Woman of Next Month!"
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
(sorry, you cant have February.)
Not all heroes wear blue jeans
February 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
have you stopped masking in public? it’s never too late to start again.
have you voted Abolish Ice yet?
how about Svencoolie?
how about Svencoolie?
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 PM
have you voted Abolish Ice yet?
how about Svencoolie?
how about Svencoolie?
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Last chance to name a snowplow ‘Abolish ICE’
February 12, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Last chance to name a snowplow ‘Abolish ICE’
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My gender is uh-
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
My gender is uh-
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Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Well holy fucking shit. Ring cancelled their partnership with Flock. Keep pressure on them to stop volunteering their feeds to state, local, and federal agencies, though, because that part's still going.
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Evening viewing recommendation? Watch John Woo's FACE/OFF (1997) in our Stunts! collection. John Travolta plays Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage plays John Travolta, and master of turbocharged action spectacle Woo detonates the screen in what may be the most utterly berserk blockbuster of the 1990s.
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Evening viewing recommendation? Watch John Woo's FACE/OFF (1997) in our Stunts! collection. John Travolta plays Nicolas Cage, Nicolas Cage plays John Travolta, and master of turbocharged action spectacle Woo detonates the screen in what may be the most utterly berserk blockbuster of the 1990s.
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Have you 🫵 voted for "Abolish ICE" yet?
If you haven't cast your ballot yet, please report to chicagoshovels.org immediately to rectify your error
chicagoshovels.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Have you 🫵 voted for "Abolish ICE" yet?
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Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
February 12, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Reminder, here is how Skeleton is scored:
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
- the bones are their money
- so are the worms
- the bones equal dollars
- they will pull your hair up but not out
- all they want is another chance at life
ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE
If you haven't cast your ballot yet, please report to chicagoshovels.org immediately to rectify your error
chicagoshovels.org
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE ABOLISH ICE
Jake from State Farm
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Jake from State Farm
what is this? who pitched this segment? and more importantly, who hurt this man?
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
what is this? who pitched this segment? and more importantly, who hurt this man?
mostly the internet was a horrible mistake but it did give this absolutely delightful person and their special interest a platform, so
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 AM
mostly the internet was a horrible mistake but it did give this absolutely delightful person and their special interest a platform, so
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Sometimes I think that wearing eyeliner isn't really doing much for me but then I go a day without wearing it, and gasp when I walk past a mirror. "Did I DIE in my sleep and didn't notice?!" WHEW. Spooky.
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes I think that wearing eyeliner isn't really doing much for me but then I go a day without wearing it, and gasp when I walk past a mirror. "Did I DIE in my sleep and didn't notice?!" WHEW. Spooky.
the one my doctor’s office uses has a fake typing noise as if “she” is typing in the information I just gave her. but it’s employed after everything you say. so if you say “speak to a representative” you still get the fake typing noise.
among the creepy faux human elements, she says things twice: "I'll need a second to check that... just give me one second.": And a background noise of bustle and voices, as is "she" were in a call center room, rather than some server somewhere in, what, Malaysia?
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 PM
the one my doctor’s office uses has a fake typing noise as if “she” is typing in the information I just gave her. but it’s employed after everything you say. so if you say “speak to a representative” you still get the fake typing noise.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young