Alan White (Lawthreeper)
@lawjr3.bsky.social
I'm a trivia guy who misses his friends!
A GORGEOUS red shoulder hawk landed at my feeder this afternoon. He was maybe 6ft away from me, behind a window. It’s funny. He actually seemed smaller than I expected.
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A GORGEOUS red shoulder hawk landed at my feeder this afternoon. He was maybe 6ft away from me, behind a window. It’s funny. He actually seemed smaller than I expected.
I successfully did steaks sous vide during lunch today. Served over leftover rice and broccoli from last night. Very happy. Too bad I only ate maybe 1/3 of one steak. Now I have to pack up the leftovers.
November 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I successfully did steaks sous vide during lunch today. Served over leftover rice and broccoli from last night. Very happy. Too bad I only ate maybe 1/3 of one steak. Now I have to pack up the leftovers.
Today is the day the grocery stores quietly remove all their BOGO signs and jack up the price of everything by 30%.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Today is the day the grocery stores quietly remove all their BOGO signs and jack up the price of everything by 30%.
Fun fact you don’t know about me: due to surgical complications, I drool out of my scalp. Especially when I eating something salty and savory. I won’t even notice until I touch the side of my head and it feels like I somehow spilled water up there. Part of 9 years of cancer side effects.
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fun fact you don’t know about me: due to surgical complications, I drool out of my scalp. Especially when I eating something salty and savory. I won’t even notice until I touch the side of my head and it feels like I somehow spilled water up there. Part of 9 years of cancer side effects.
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
7 days from
Packing the car with food and driving 9 hours to prep for Thanksgiving. Terrifying and exciting.
Packing the car with food and driving 9 hours to prep for Thanksgiving. Terrifying and exciting.
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
7 days from
Packing the car with food and driving 9 hours to prep for Thanksgiving. Terrifying and exciting.
Packing the car with food and driving 9 hours to prep for Thanksgiving. Terrifying and exciting.
As a man with half a Frankenstein face and a semi toothless mouth for the same reason, I can relate to this.
Sometimes, I kind of feel like a Frankenstein myself. Just a handful of mismatched limbs held together by vibes and one questionable thunderstorm.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
As a man with half a Frankenstein face and a semi toothless mouth for the same reason, I can relate to this.
@jessethorn.bsky.social I spent my morning looking for my recipe for blondies (you know which recipe). Well we found it and I am sitting in a comfy chair inhaling the scent of butterscotch from my oven!
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
@jessethorn.bsky.social I spent my morning looking for my recipe for blondies (you know which recipe). Well we found it and I am sitting in a comfy chair inhaling the scent of butterscotch from my oven!
The play of blaming immigrants and poor people is old and exhausting.
I spent a few years with housing as my main or second beat as a reporter and that is absolutely not why housing is expensive. Not even remotely why.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The play of blaming immigrants and poor people is old and exhausting.
Alan Cumming enters and exits frame so perfectly, I call it Cumming and Reverse Cumming. The greatest example is in Josie and the Pussy Cats when he exits frame, renters in the background to exit through a door. But his name is mention and he renters the door, exits frame Cumming back in up front.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Alan Cumming enters and exits frame so perfectly, I call it Cumming and Reverse Cumming. The greatest example is in Josie and the Pussy Cats when he exits frame, renters in the background to exit through a door. But his name is mention and he renters the door, exits frame Cumming back in up front.
Watching The Good Wife makes me understand an Alan Cummings hinged as much as unhinged. But when he occasionally does his trademark entrances and exits, I am All About Alan Cumming all the time.
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Watching The Good Wife makes me understand an Alan Cummings hinged as much as unhinged. But when he occasionally does his trademark entrances and exits, I am All About Alan Cumming all the time.
They don’t understand there are better and younger candidates waiting in the wings.
I can't remember the precise wording but someone on here said that the Republican threat to expose Bill Clinton too isn't so much a threat as it is a "buy one, get one free" promotion.
"This could take down Democrats, too."
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
I know. And I frankly wouldn't give even an itty bitty damn if it implicated every Democratic man in Congress, every Democratic hopeful for 2028 and every Democrat who has even thought about running for office.
Down with the sex predators, wherever they are.
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They don’t understand there are better and younger candidates waiting in the wings.
I’m dressed like a break dancing toddler.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I’m dressed like a break dancing toddler.
I would much rather be literally fucking dead from my cancer and diabetes than put my family into more medical debt with the new premiums.
November 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I would much rather be literally fucking dead from my cancer and diabetes than put my family into more medical debt with the new premiums.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
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That ride has SEEN some things
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That ride has SEEN some things
With the new pathetic dem vote, is the Epstein list off the table?
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
With the new pathetic dem vote, is the Epstein list off the table?
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social I am shocked that the credits on The Good Wife don’t say, “Kyle McLachlan scenes directed by David Lynch.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@aprilwolfe.bsky.social I am shocked that the credits on The Good Wife don’t say, “Kyle McLachlan scenes directed by David Lynch.”
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Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'
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Hey so Michael Burry (the dude Christian Bale plays in The Big Short) just took out a billion dollar short bet against a few HUGE Ai companies…………
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
November 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey so Michael Burry (the dude Christian Bale plays in The Big Short) just took out a billion dollar short bet against a few HUGE Ai companies…………
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
Reminder that he made mega bank betting on the housing market to fail back in 2008. No one believed that was even possible at the time.
@talcotts.bsky.social TIL that my favorite current Columbo parody, Elsbeth, is a spinoff of The Good Wife/Fight. Did you know this?
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@talcotts.bsky.social TIL that my favorite current Columbo parody, Elsbeth, is a spinoff of The Good Wife/Fight. Did you know this?
Like many a middleageperson, I foolishly try to read without my glasses. But when the writing changes to Cyrillic, I’m screwed. Очки зачем?
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Like many a middleageperson, I foolishly try to read without my glasses. But when the writing changes to Cyrillic, I’m screwed. Очки зачем?
I just saw a very expensive Ninja Crock Pot on Amazon for 3x the price of a normal crock pot. But I’m gonna be thinking about it like Homer does about Clown College.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I just saw a very expensive Ninja Crock Pot on Amazon for 3x the price of a normal crock pot. But I’m gonna be thinking about it like Homer does about Clown College.
I’m terrified to meet my heroes. I assume everybody doesn’t like me. Probably why I am a dog foster.
But… I imagine chef Alexandra Guaranschelli would get REALLY sick of my questions on technique.
But… I imagine chef Alexandra Guaranschelli would get REALLY sick of my questions on technique.
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I’m terrified to meet my heroes. I assume everybody doesn’t like me. Probably why I am a dog foster.
But… I imagine chef Alexandra Guaranschelli would get REALLY sick of my questions on technique.
But… I imagine chef Alexandra Guaranschelli would get REALLY sick of my questions on technique.
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I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.