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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 6m

I agree with Tanis and Shel. Also didn't you work as a bouncer at some point? Or am I confusing you with someone else?

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 17h

TV Tropes is blocking access to the site not only if you have ad blockers on but location tracking off unless you want to subscribe to their $5 a month/$25 a year subscription plan. Even people who have turned their ad blockers off are reporting the site isn’t working. This all seems like a bad idea

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 15h

At least it's not ringworm.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdKz...

Ring Worm

YouTube video by Van Morrison - Topic

www.youtube.com

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 15h

If you wanna get a tapeworm, you gotta go eat some pork, parasites are forever, friendship on a fork. You gotta ham ham ham ham, slam your ham down and zig a zig ahh.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 18h

I've met you IRL and I can confirm this.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 18h

Guess I'll find some other way to kill time. It sucks cause they've been a great resource for a long time, up until a couple of days ago, and there are lot of links to their pages that now all point to the same "pleeeease let us infect yr PC & follow you all over the internet" page. Both feet, shot.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 18h

TV Tropes now has a "you're not allowed to view this unless you turn off your adblocker" redirect page if you attempt to load anything on their site. "Adblocker" meaning any browser setting that blocks tracking cookies.

Yeah, no. Their site is notorious for malware infected ads. Adblocker stays on.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 1d

The New Jersey version of whatever happened to @ass.golf 's Marten when he moved from California to Massachusetts.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 1d

Rosa from Rosebuds by Suprdee2 is very busty and that's just the way she is. It's totally separate from her personality. I know a couple of friends IRL with similar body types, and it's good to see representation of the spectrum of differences.

And also drawing what appeals to the artist, too.

Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 1d

I've accidentally left cookies out on the counter for three days and they've still been softer and chewier than that. Whoever made that is getting kickbacks from the local dentist.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

Pokemon Good, Pokemon Bad & Pokemon Ugly.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

Pokemon Bill & Pokemon Ted

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

It'll be over in a couple of hours, says the weather site. Tomorrow is supposed to be decent. Then Friday we all drown.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

I am a cheese amateur. I'm a fan but it's just casually on weekends, I don't have the dedication to get deep into it.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

I have like five or six outfits total. I don't understand fast fashion and having dozens or hundreds of outfits that only get worn a couple of times. It's conspicuous consumption. I also get angry when something wears out prematurely or gets damaged.

Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

I think the last time I went shopping for tops was 2021? I had stuff from 12+ years ago I finally retired. Leggings last me about a year and a half, two years before inner thigh chafing wears them out. Shoes & bras, 2 to 3 years and I consider myself very lucky I'm in an easy-to-find size there.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

There's a reason they were made illegal here: a few people ruined it for everyone else.

It sounds like a continuous artillery barrage outside and this is going to go on for HOURS. I can't concentrate on anything. But are the bylaws people going to come around and fine people? Of course not.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

I don't care who you are, what culture you're from or what time of year it is: setting off fireworks CONSTANTLY in a dense residental area for hours on end till well past midnight on multiple consecutive weekdays is selfish and inconsiderate "the entire world exists to revolve around me" behaviour.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 2d

If it hadn't turned to a pile of rust by now I'd gladly go back to the 70s car I was driving in high school in the 90s. It was a mechanical disaster & a fuel hog, but all it needed was air, fuel & spark. Even my parents' late 80s minivan would occasionally self-brick due to engine computer issues.

da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 2d

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- dashare.zone ADMIN

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 3d

Ironically he's flamingly gay and wouldn't hurt a fly, and has looked out for my safety in the past... but he usually has five day stubble and dresses like a skid. My reaction once I could see his face in the light was something along the lines of "oh thank GOD it's you... what the HELL dude?"

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 3d

That time a sketchy guy in a black hoodie with the hood up followed me from my car to my apt building at 11:30 at night & tried to get in the door after me. Wasn't until he pulled his hood down that I recognized him as one of my neighbours.

I told him to never EVER do that again. He was oblivious.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 3d

I'll just leave this here.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 4d

Joyce learns about sex ed and then steps on a Lego. The end.

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 4d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

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Laura Foster @lauramfoster.bsky.social · 4d

"I'm going to slow your computer to an absolute crawl and disrupt all the other work you're trying to run in the background until you upgrade your hardware and update all your software so I can force you to use this ai tool."

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 4d

i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w

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