These ones aren't ripe yet. When they develop a white (or occasionally light green) plastic coating, the Giant Marshmallow harvest is ready to bring in from the fields.

I swore off even using "photo retouching" apps years ago because of the uncanny valley they plunged headlong into when they didn't have enough information to work with. "Noooo, that's not my grandma, that's her stunt double!"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK7P...

Had an "LGB-without-the-T" type organization ad complete w/supposed botched surgery photos pop up on another social media platform about half an hour ago that could not be dismissed or blocked - "something went wrong, try again later" - and I'm just like welp, this is where we are now as a society.

17 minutes 21.4 seconds = one microJesus. One minute less than the missing section of the Watergate tapes. Coincidence?

Today a young kitten on catnip realized that the mouse toy is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one catloaf sitting with itself subjectively. There is no such thing as dogs, birds are only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the zoomies.

The guy who's shilling for that app recently lost his father. So he's basically using his fame and money to forcibly push his unresolved trauma onto the rest of society.

We just barely pulled through the last provincial election by like 25 votes out of two or three million. We very nearly ended up with the first far-right government in this province in nearly a century. But by all means continue to browbeat and write off everyone who doesn't perfectly toe your line.

We forgot to take off every zig for great justice, and Trogdor burninated the landscape of the internet.

The entirety of Broken and The Downward Spiral by NIN are important from a full-album narrative perspective.

On the other hand, Edge Of The World by FNM & Mr. Tinkertrain by Ozzy are very "where the HELL did that come from and was it really necessary?!" kind of material, bad apples in great albums.

Also me whenever I'm in a crowded noisy complex social situation for more than ten or fifteen minutes.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzyw...

Giant Log is still there AFAIK. They built a shelter around it to preserve it.

Very relatable mood.

Also I want cheese now.

"You've met with a maple flavoured fate eh, haven't you buddy?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRtu...

"Looked good, looked fine, H̷͕̮͌͑à̴̳̋ǐ̷͓l̸̜͌ ̷̖͗S̸̡̞̋ả̵̞t̵̨̗̔͝a̸̲̥̒n̶̛͕, S̸̨̢̛̺̳̩͈͉͔̝̭̝͖͛̀̈́̀̇̿̿̎͗̈̑̾͂̆̽̅̔̽̀̑̊͘̚̚͘͝Ẅ̴̧̡̛̛͖̺̯͔̠̥̦̝͓̩̹͖͈̥̭̜͓̪́̒̌̎̈̈̇͌͌̓͂̂̽̇̾͋̆̑̐̓̈́̾͘ͅÄ̶̡̡̧̛̹̝̙̰̬͍̙̪̫̤̝͕͈̝̺͉̘̼̘̥͔̣́̍̃̈́̍̇͆͘͜L̸̛̛͖̳͍̮̹͒̊̔̃́͋̐̅̿͗͒̀̏́̉̾̏̎̊̅̈́̃͐̑͠L̶̨̹͕͇͎̬̪̠̖̞͇̝̞̖̞̜̭̝̝̫͔̭͖̓Ǫ̷͙̺̟̮̤̞̜̥̲̜̈́̏͊̈́͂̏̇̔̋͌͝͠͝ͅW̶̨̢̡̰̥̪̠͇̜͍̰̟̠̰̲̗͇̩̱̟͈͎͍̬̖̒̈́͝ ̷̛̹̝͔͖̹̙̺́̄́̊͋̈̈́̍̄̇͌̄̄́̒̊́̚͘̚Y̶̨̡͙͈̬̩̳̻̫̙̣̟̯̜͚̲̜͋̀̾͝Ơ̴̧̧̼͖͙̥̣͕͈̫͕̋̐̍̉̀̿̎̑͂̎̍͛̐̆͌̿̀̎̌̀͝ͅŲ̸̛̛̺̰̞̹͎̝̔͗̌̊͋̽͊̀͊̈́́̍̐̇̃̎͒̋̊͂̈́̕͜R̷̢̧̢̨̢̞̯̰̗͈̺̝͙̗̼̦̟̪̫͇̝̹̯͍̲̓̈ ̶̢̢̛̱̠͕̥̰͇̤̼͕̼̲͇͇͈̤͍̻̩̬͚͖̝̅͊̌́̒͋̀̎̑͆͛̂̇͑̊̊̅͊̕͝͝S̴̨̧̡̧̜͖̱̩͓͔̯̮̦̉̇̂̀̃̿̎̔̊̿̈́̋̈́͒̈́͂̕͘̚͘͝O̸̧̰̥͔͖̩͔̬̞͖̲̩̅́Ų̷̡̡̛͙̩̲̞͂̿̈́̄͐͛̊̋̂͊̅͒̐̕̕̚͜͝L̶̞͖̳̇͑́̇͗͊

This 12 cm black hole is high in Vitamin C and potassium, and may cause unintended interactions with some statin and anti-anxiety medications.

I didn't grow bitter, I was bitter from the start. I will be polite if you're nice to me and I feel like it. But I do not OWE you or anybody that politeness. And I will not "deconstruct" my gender because you told me to - it took me decades of duct taping the broken scattered pieces and I earned it.

Yes, there are positive role models for masculinity. But also Yes All Men. If you spent any time at all in a high school locker room you'll understand. And the minute you start shouting down a trans woman & invalidating the trauma she's been through, you've already lost sight of the first paragraph.

If I had a nickel for every trans guy in my life who's barged uninvited into conversations between women (trans or not, doesn't matter) to go TSK NOT *ALL* MEN or try to "reclaim" slurs that don't apply to them b/c they believe being AFAB gives them a free pass to be mansplaining neckbeard chodes...

The hormones just played a gig, and now they're breaking everything down and loading it in flight cases to put it in the van for tomorrow night's gig at another venue.

Squishy beans are best beans.