Boy Kortina
@laplandes.bsky.social
He's getting a thesaurus
He’s checking it twice
He's gonna find out that naughty and nice aren’t antonymous
He’s checking it twice
He's gonna find out that naughty and nice aren’t antonymous
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
He's getting a thesaurus
He’s checking it twice
He's gonna find out that naughty and nice aren’t antonymous
He’s checking it twice
He's gonna find out that naughty and nice aren’t antonymous
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"And James Bond, who did NOT die"
Sexy Tomb Raider 2 walkthrough
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Sexy Tomb Raider 2 walkthrough
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C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tourné !
Et ils ont mal tourné !
October 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
C'est le mauvais pantalon, Gromit!
Et ils ont mal tourné !
Et ils ont mal tourné !
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It's basic internet security to treat online ads as potential malware, so it's irresponsible and hypocritical for news orgs to run ad blockers on their PCs while asking readers to turn theirs off
September 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
It's basic internet security to treat online ads as potential malware, so it's irresponsible and hypocritical for news orgs to run ad blockers on their PCs while asking readers to turn theirs off
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me: i don't know why they call it 'reverse cowgirl' when 'lrigwoc' is so much more efficient
her: you realise that this sort of thing is why i don't want to look at you
her: you realise that this sort of thing is why i don't want to look at you
September 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
me: i don't know why they call it 'reverse cowgirl' when 'lrigwoc' is so much more efficient
her: you realise that this sort of thing is why i don't want to look at you
her: you realise that this sort of thing is why i don't want to look at you
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The lack of urgency shown by the Paw Patrol when alerted to a situation will lead to loss of life. I hate to say it but Ryder is not right for the leadership role and should be stripped of his duties
September 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The lack of urgency shown by the Paw Patrol when alerted to a situation will lead to loss of life. I hate to say it but Ryder is not right for the leadership role and should be stripped of his duties
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Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good poo bag at your side, kid
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419388
From the 'Movie Pets' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/moviepets/popular/ #MoviePets
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419388
From the 'Movie Pets' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/moviepets/popular/ #MoviePets
July 22, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good poo bag at your side, kid
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419388
From the 'Movie Pets' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/moviepets/popular/ #MoviePets
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419388
From the 'Movie Pets' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/moviepets/popular/ #MoviePets
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Life, uh... finds a way of being but a quick succession of busy nothings
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419173
From the 'Genre-Swap Books' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/genreswapbooks/popular/ #GenreSwapBooks
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419173
From the 'Genre-Swap Books' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/genreswapbooks/popular/ #GenreSwapBooks
July 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Life, uh... finds a way of being but a quick succession of busy nothings
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419173
From the 'Genre-Swap Books' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/genreswapbooks/popular/ #GenreSwapBooks
Artist: laplandes https://b3ta.com/board/11419173
From the 'Genre-Swap Books' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/genreswapbooks/popular/ #GenreSwapBooks
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The hangover from overuse of Lou Reed's Perfect Day in the 1990s has at last faded and it's ok to listen to the song and enjoy it again. Go on, try it
July 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The hangover from overuse of Lou Reed's Perfect Day in the 1990s has at last faded and it's ok to listen to the song and enjoy it again. Go on, try it
With ‘smack barm pea wet’ in Connections, the NYT adds ‘taking the piss out of Wigan cuisine’ to its list of recent horrors
June 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
With ‘smack barm pea wet’ in Connections, the NYT adds ‘taking the piss out of Wigan cuisine’ to its list of recent horrors
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guys, stop laughing, racists only behave like this when they’re *very* distressed
June 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
guys, stop laughing, racists only behave like this when they’re *very* distressed
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⚽️ Aaaaaand it's 🎉LIVE🎉
Huge thanks to @happytoast.bsky.social & @cliffchapman.bsky.social for giving the little goalie loads of character
vole.wtf/goalie/
Huge thanks to @happytoast.bsky.social & @cliffchapman.bsky.social for giving the little goalie loads of character
vole.wtf/goalie/
The Incredible Shrinking Goalie ⚽️🧤
Small player, big jumps! A fast-moving keepy uppy game.
vole.wtf
May 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
⚽️ Aaaaaand it's 🎉LIVE🎉
Huge thanks to @happytoast.bsky.social & @cliffchapman.bsky.social for giving the little goalie loads of character
vole.wtf/goalie/
Huge thanks to @happytoast.bsky.social & @cliffchapman.bsky.social for giving the little goalie loads of character
vole.wtf/goalie/
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led by donkeys have logged the FUCK on
“On Wednesday, the Democratic National Committee is having a plane fly a banner near Mar-a-Lago, the president’s beloved home and club in Palm Beach. From 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. it will identify the location as ‘Qatar-a-Lago.’”
Democrats plan to fly ‘Qatar-a-Lago’ banner at Trump’s home to troll him over airliner gift
Democrats have raised serious, weighty objections to President Donald Trump’s move to accept a $400 million plane from the governor of Qatar, with many arguing it’s a clear violation of the emolume…
www.sun-sentinel.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:05 PM
led by donkeys have logged the FUCK on
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The Cerne Abbas Giant should be redrawn using anamorphosis so that it looks better when seen from the nearby viewing area
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The Cerne Abbas Giant should be redrawn using anamorphosis so that it looks better when seen from the nearby viewing area
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This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
April 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is a new image from #JWST.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
The bright points with spikes are stars in the Milky Way.
Everything else is a galaxy.
Everything. Else. Is. A. Galaxy.
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So anyway, long story shart, I need some new underwear
April 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
So anyway, long story shart, I need some new underwear
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You know what this is? This is the storyline of every Fru T. Bunn, The Master Baker and his Gingerbread Sex Dolls in Viz.
April 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
You know what this is? This is the storyline of every Fru T. Bunn, The Master Baker and his Gingerbread Sex Dolls in Viz.
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yeah. i want to "archive" an email. it wasn't an accident. i clicked that on purpose, because of how much i love to "archive" an email.
April 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
yeah. i want to "archive" an email. it wasn't an accident. i clicked that on purpose, because of how much i love to "archive" an email.
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Microsoft365: I saved your document.
Me: Oh great, where?
M365: Fucked if I know.
Me: Oh great, where?
M365: Fucked if I know.
April 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Microsoft365: I saved your document.
Me: Oh great, where?
M365: Fucked if I know.
Me: Oh great, where?
M365: Fucked if I know.