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Delicious Terrine 🍉
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Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.
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Fantasizing about quitting my job to work for a presidential candidate who pledges to put every tech CEO in a zoo
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everything being run by completely out of touch assholes is having predictable reaults
fukuyama predicted this
The Anglophone world getting so bored out of its mind it entered a self-inflicted death spiral is one of those "stop, get me off this ride" realizations
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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hell yeah been meaning to cop one of these
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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going door to door making people hate the administration
Agents in Key Largo, Florida ripped this woman wearing medical scrubs out of her car as she screamed she is a US citizen. Agents cuffed her and put her in one of their cars.

She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
December 3, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Dumbest god damned own goal Democrats have made
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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I heard there was a secret cord. You plug it in and you meet the lord. But you don't really care for Christmas, do you?
December 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
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these ARE made
they should ALWAYS be made
i WILL make them
i WILL help you make them
December 4, 2023 at 7:57 PM
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Shut up you evil bitch
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.

She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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#OtD 3 Dec 1944 British-trained Greek police, with Nazi collaborators, fired on anti-Nazi demonstrators in Athens, killing 28 people while British troops watched. The rationale was to weaken the anti-Nazi partisans who were too left-wing for Churchill stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1016...
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Never mind all the war crimes committed BEFORE that! How many times am I gonna have to post this fucking quote?
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I pronounce Bluesky like "Drewski"
December 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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They should invent a university that prioritizes teaching and research
December 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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hegseth nakedly holding a guy who reports to him up like a human shield while blustering that he has his back might genuinely be one of the most rank acts of cowardice ive seen in a while. and in a nation full of cowards that's really saying something
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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2028: "Strong rope, no floor"
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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ill be damned
December 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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guys have literally gone to the firing squad for this exact crime lol
“Leavitt told reporters at the White House press briefing that Hegseth authorized Adm. Frank Bradley to carry out the second strike, which reportedly killed two people who were hanging onto the burning vessel after an initial strike.” Wow. 12/1/25 thehill.com/homenews/562...
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
August 10, 2024 at 3:21 PM
"Heard!"
“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I can play as Luigi???
December 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM