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langoustine.bsky.social
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@langoustine.bsky.social
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Proletarian dad. Cook. Pétanque player. US Empire disrespecter.
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Hell yeah, I'm in a vulva!
Chrono tower of the new Metroid prime. It's highly vaginal.
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I lifted it from this. Calm your tits
Visibly marginalized person saying I'm being harmed by liberal Democrat policies now. Average Democrat saying I just fantasized about Republicans killing you.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
This one definitely made an impression on me
Ironic porn purchase leads to unironic ejaculation
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Oh?
The NYT editorial board "don't trust the Epstein files" 5 min read
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
low angle of a low-poly shadow the hedgehog smirking and saying "That's a nice argument. Unfortunately I had Sexual Intercourse with your mother"
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Oh dear, your brain age is... a little underwhelming
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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2/7/2018 tweet from @EdKrassen replying to @kenklippenstein and @JacobAWohl "BOOM!"
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Widened Killary looking aghast. "Wow. I really suck" text overlay.
December 3, 2025 at 4:12 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
You got any stuff that doesn't suck?
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Au fondement des sociétés humaines par Maurice Godelier. "To the foundation of human societies." An overview of the anthropological studies of the author, which focuses on the reproduction of societies. In particular he studies a society in Papua New Guinea which practiced ritual fellation, in which younger generations would accept the semen of their elders orally, supposedly to continue the propagation of their life force.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Wide-eyed Mike Johnson looking very uncomfortable.
December 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Zohran font generator: "OH for FUCK'S SAKE"
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Manga lady saying "LOSER."
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show. You watched are trying to rescue you.

I'd trust my life with Sydney
The Bear S02E09. Carm and Sydney fixing a table together.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Did I just argue with a joke? Book cover with a man looking at himself in the mirror with his hand on the glass. Part of a Blue Sky educational series.
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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Very skeptical reporter lowering her mask to be like. What the fuck are you talking about?
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Crudely drawn guy spitting out shit in shock
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Has everyone gone full retard?
Joe Biden smiling and chatting with Bin Salman, the guy who murdered Khashoggi. Are you all dumb?
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Everyone getting all offended at "piggy?" Are you fucking serious? Of all things going on right now, that's what demands my attention?
Miles O'Brien from Star Trek saying "Oh. Well, listen, why don't you go and play with Piggy"
November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Jesus, I see what you've done for other people and I want that for me.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
langoustine.bsky.social
Reminds me of something Elon would write mid-k-hole
Musk tweet from 10/1/25 With rare exception ideas really are trivial compared to execution. For example, the idea of going to the Moon is simple, but ACTUALLY going to the Moon is staggeringly difficult.
November 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Sonic the hedgehog saying they beatin yo ass in the qrts
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Portnoy looking annoyed because the lady taking a video of his absolute dog shit attempt attempt at hammering a nail can't stop chuckling
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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The German cover of Bob Woodward's Trump book entitled "Wut"
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM