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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 1h

Hi. I’m an East Coaster making good life decisions about two teams that I not only don’t care about, but aren’t even in the division of the team I care about.

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 1h

Ohtani tonight

double
homer
double
homer
intentional walk
intentional walk
intentional walk
intentional walk

totally normal evening

you wouldn't think he could still do things that you insist you've never seen before, and yet

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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 1h

Please Mr. Baseball I have grandkids

Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 2h

Please Mr. Baseball I have kids

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Mathew Kumar @mathewkumar.com · 2h

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

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Hector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 2h

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Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 2h

Yes, Shohei Ohtani is the first player in MLB history to reach base seven times in a World Series game stathead.com/tiny/Gcpyl

Player Batting Game Stats Finder - Baseball | Stathead.com

Find game-level player batting stats fitting certain criteria and filters

stathead.com

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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 5h

I recently listened in on an analyst webcast about AI investments, and I was gobsmacked at how quickly and thoroughly they dismissed the idea that the AI opportunity might be overhyped.

It feels so much less of a measured bull case now than it does irresistible FOMO.

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Jake V @viraldonutz.bsky.social · 7h

bsky.app/profile/anth...

Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 10h

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 11h

To all those “Let them go without food for a month, maybe they’ll get a job” people: Most SNAP recipients have jobs. Exploitative jobs that keep them living just below the poverty line. — Should they starve to death? And then what?

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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 10h

WOOF

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Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 17h

(sorry to Mr. Lesinski; I failed to actually include the tweet link 🤦🏾‍♂️)

The error could indeed be the result of an AI copy editor following a WSJ style guide rule on "the Netherlands," as he suggested; if you search the WSJ site for "Holland," the results are only related to people, not the country.

Chris Lesinski on X: "Quite an epic AI typo in The Journal today. The Paramount exec is named Cindy Holland and they wrote “Cindy the Netherlands” https://t.co/FywHZJWP3X" / X

Quite an epic AI typo in The Journal today. The Paramount exec is named Cindy Holland and they wrote “Cindy the Netherlands” https://t.co/FywHZJWP3X

x.com

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16h

Lmao the WSJ straight up using AI to write articles. And this is the print edition? The Wall Street Journal is a PR firm now. Feed it your press release and the AI will run it as news on the broadsheet

Samit Sarkar @samitsarkar.bsky.social · 17h

oh my GODDDDDDDDDDD

(apologies for screenshotting the hellsite, which I no longer use; I saw the link in CNN's Reliable Sources newsletter)

a screenshot of two X posts by Chris Lesinski (@lesinski)

the first, posted at 7:14 PM EDT on Oct. 25, 2025, says:

Quite an epic AI typo in The Journal today.

The Paramount exec is named Cindy Holland and they wrote “Cindy the Netherlands”

The post also includes a photo of the print newspaper featuring the passage in question.

The second X post, a threaded reply from @lesinski, was posted 17 hours ago, and says:

Spelling this out a little more:
1) yes, this is real, WSJ Sat/Sun edition this weekend
2) they probably do some form of AI copy editing and the style guide says “we don’t use the informal ‘Holland,’ instead use ‘the Netherlands’”…

… it’s just that this is a very obvious exception a human should have caught.

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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 16h

"The murderer reiterated that he was interested in pursuing additional victims. We did not reach out for further comment."

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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 17h

It's REALLY important to note that he's being sarcastic. This is the opposite of great. It's horrible. There is entertainment value in how horrible it is, but I'm setting expectations: This is dreck. This is what happens when people don't tell unfunny people that they're not funny.

Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 1d

Greatest thing I’ve ever seen

www.instagram.com/reel/DQSOgPj...

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17h

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 17h

The “Prices Up/Volume Flat” economy rolls on. 🇺🇸

@mikezaccardi.bsky.social @gregdaco.bsky.social

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Daniel Abraham @abraham.bsky.social · 1d

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

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Peter Sagal @petersagal.bsky.social · 19h

There is a non-zero chance that the President will punish Iowa because people there had the temerity to complain about his policies to the NYTimes.

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/26/u...

In Trump-Friendly Iowa, the President’s Policies Have Hit Hard

www.nytimes.com

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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 19h

I‘m sorry you are going hungry we had to give a bailout to that creepy Argentinian libertarian guy who tried to make crypto the national currency and immediately crashed the entire economy

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19h

im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 19h

im sorry you cant have food but we gave all our money to one guy who “invented” 2 day shipping and another thats promising robot butlers so you can see how our hands are tied

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charles (young QB agnostic) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 1d

5 sacks in a blowout loss is really exactly what myles garrett signed up for

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 1d

turning off quote replies when a skeet hits the discover tab

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 1d

I want to give job advice to young adults on Bluesky who are entering the workforce for the first time:

If you see a basket on your boss' desk that says "signed NDAs go here," this is what we call a "red flag"

What you want to do is turn around, identify the nearest fire exit and run towards it

Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 1d

Kaz Nejatian, CEO of a Bay-area tech company and founding director of the Canadian right-wing media website True North, apparently agrees that free speech has limits

Kaz Nejatian posts a photo of a desk at his company OpenDoor with a gift basket of snacks with a balloon that says "kazified" and the caption:
"lol. You guys are the best. Thank. you!"

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Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 1d

*blinks*

Kyle Woodley ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @kylewoodley.bsky.social · 1d

If this is an unpopular opinion, I am happy to sit at the uncool-kids lunch table with you.

Cookies have among the lowest floors and ceilings in the dessert world. Hard stop.

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