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Kizri
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Houston 🏳️‍🌈 🇹🇼 always be HUMBLE. and kind (she/her/y'all)
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Every damn software and program from the moment you finish installing is ready to pelt you with their AI prompt thingamabobby. “Would you like to AI this 😃” “Would you like to AI that 😃”

No bitch I like thinking. What are we doing here 😩
December 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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“try to avoid snacking after dinner” okay then I will starve to death in the night. good bye
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
With how toxic xylitol is to dogs,
I feel like there should be a national announcement that they are trying to rebrand it as “birch sugar.”
December 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Yellow-Red-Blue, by Wassily Kandinsky, 1925 (detail, rotated), 📸 by @riogiancarlo.bsky.social
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Are your most fundamental beliefs that human beings deserve dignity and have a right to rule themselves, or that your team deserves to win
December 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Grading and googling hallucinated citations, as one does nowadays, and now that LLMs have been around for a while, I've discovered new horrors: hallucinated journals are now appearing in Google Scholar with dozens of citations bc so many people are citing these fake things
December 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Because it’s a smash and grab.
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it faced hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state programs and projects last year.

(Published July 2024)
School Vouchers Were Supposed to Save Taxpayer Money. Instead They Blew a Massive Hole in Arizona’s Budget.
Arizona, the model for voucher programs across the country, has spent so much money paying private schoolers’ tuition that it’s now facing hundreds of millions in budget cuts to critical state program...
www.propublica.org
December 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Was wondering if there was a seance occurring nearby - nope. Turns out, one of my neighbors is positively blasting Coldplay. I can only hear bits and pieces, but that couldn’t have been anything other than Clocks just now.
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
While “There’s artificial intelligence and there’s actual intelligence” already took first place for anti-ai burn of the year - we still love to see it 😍
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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there were like 4 distinct massive tragedies this weekend why was this weekend evil
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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13 years ago today.
December 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Muppets Christmas Carol is the best Christmas movie bc it includes a song with the lyrics, "your future is a horror story written by your crimes" & nothing says Christmas cheer more than that. Also Michael Caine deserved all the awards for that performance. Perfection. No notes.
December 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I'm getting a late start on Xmas gifts and thus everyone's getting bulk knits... was looking at getting multiple needles so I can work on several projects and DO YOU KNOW WHAT KNITTING NEEDLES COST THESE DAYS? $160 for a good set from Knit Picks or Lykke. TARIFFS!
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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When you can’t say “sorry we capitulated to bigots” because you’re afraid the bigots might hear you, so you just throw some glitter around and hope for the best.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 3d
The chain unveiled its first-ever concept store in SoHo this week, adorned with stylish apparel, designer collaborations, and beauty products — all key areas that its incoming CEO hopes will revive its former "Tar-zhay" glory.
https://cnn.it/48W8CAk
December 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Comics are the best thing.

The culmination of hundreds of thousands of years of advances and mental leaps. A strange and wonderful technology of informational/emotional storage and retrieval.

It took mankind so long to think of it and it's so GOOD.
“Why are kids getting into comics”

I dunno, dude why are fish getting into swimming, why are birds getting into singing, why are clouds getting into raining, why are plants getting into photosynthesis

www.bbc.com/news/article...
Why are kids getting into comics and is their timing spot on?
What is driving a surge in enthusiasm for comics among children and how may it benefit their future?
www.bbc.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Houston's Ismaili Center is officially open to the public. 🎉
https://www.texasmonthly.com/being-texan/ismaili-center-houston-opening/
Ismaili Texans Have Been Waiting Twenty Years for This Center to Open
But Ismaili Center, Houston is for all of us.
www.texasmonthly.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
December 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Me when my student asks me what a shilling is while reading A Christmas Carol:
I don't use any Britishisms because I am going to Heaven actually
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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US politics make more sense when you recognize that a lot more people are susceptible to delusions than most folks probably assume.
December 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
December 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM