Cynnie
@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
Public defender. Cat mom. Minnesota proud. Often anxious. Swearing enthusiast. Cool introvert. I drink milk as an adult & I will not change my ways. She/her
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Cynnie
@sinycalbytch.bsky.social
· Oct 19
I'm gonna make a thread of my salt & pepper shaker collection pieces bc they are cool (I think).
First up, vampire couple
First up, vampire couple
Baby finn!
Finn arrived in our yard on Xmas eve but his actual birthday was probably in the last couple of weeks
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Baby finn!
Do you have to defend people you know are guilty??
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Do you have to defend people you know are guilty??
First day of my vacation in CA was Tuesday & within the first hour of being here, I managed to faint for the first time in my life & crack my forehead on a metal door hinge while at the humane society with my friend who is interested in getting a cat. I needed to go to urgent care & ended up
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
First day of my vacation in CA was Tuesday & within the first hour of being here, I managed to faint for the first time in my life & crack my forehead on a metal door hinge while at the humane society with my friend who is interested in getting a cat. I needed to go to urgent care & ended up
For the life of me, I will never understand people who line up before boarding has even started when flying on an airline with assigned seats. No one is taking your seat, you can just chill till boarding actually starts.
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
For the life of me, I will never understand people who line up before boarding has even started when flying on an airline with assigned seats. No one is taking your seat, you can just chill till boarding actually starts.
I don't remember the last time I looked in the mirror & saw my collarbones but they're there tonight. And it's funny how I can tell which one is the one I broke that healed with "mild deformation" bc it sits too high & has a sharp rise in the middle where the bones reformed
#Zepbound #125.6lbsdown
#Zepbound #125.6lbsdown
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don't remember the last time I looked in the mirror & saw my collarbones but they're there tonight. And it's funny how I can tell which one is the one I broke that healed with "mild deformation" bc it sits too high & has a sharp rise in the middle where the bones reformed
#Zepbound #125.6lbsdown
#Zepbound #125.6lbsdown
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I feel like a lot of countries are doing this and I don't think it's good for us.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I feel like a lot of countries are doing this and I don't think it's good for us.
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KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
KPOP Demon Hunters is a movie about the importance of effective public health communication in this essay I will...
Holy shit so much fire
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Holy shit so much fire
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this is creative honestly I’m just a fan of when we all decide to be annoying on purpose
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
this is creative honestly I’m just a fan of when we all decide to be annoying on purpose
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When will Elon pay the tariffs on all his imported tweets?
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
When will Elon pay the tariffs on all his imported tweets?
Well, when you have to contort yourself into a pretzel shape to fit in the seat, you need to wear things that allow for maximum flexibility.
Duffy: "Trump talks about the golden age of transportation. But the golden age in transportation truly begins with you ... People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly ... so we want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season: Help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Well, when you have to contort yourself into a pretzel shape to fit in the seat, you need to wear things that allow for maximum flexibility.
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Maybe it’s because I’m not fancy but I do not understand why chargers are a thing. It’s a plate but not a plate?? Why are you here if I cant eat off you
November 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Maybe it’s because I’m not fancy but I do not understand why chargers are a thing. It’s a plate but not a plate?? Why are you here if I cant eat off you
Lol Mortimer does the same thing 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Lol Mortimer does the same thing 🤣
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So about a month ago, a guy who is 11 years younger than me messaged me on one of The Apps to essentially ask if I would be at all interested in a younger guy & then sent me a shirtless photo of himself with the body of Fight Club Brad Pitt & a jawline that could cut glass.
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So about a month ago, a guy who is 11 years younger than me messaged me on one of The Apps to essentially ask if I would be at all interested in a younger guy & then sent me a shirtless photo of himself with the body of Fight Club Brad Pitt & a jawline that could cut glass.
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Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I bought a regular sized pair of jeans - not plus size, not W, just a standard off the rack size - and they actually fit. I'm so excited & astonished!
November 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
For the first time in as long as I can remember, I bought a regular sized pair of jeans - not plus size, not W, just a standard off the rack size - and they actually fit. I'm so excited & astonished!
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Congratulations, Democrats. You know the Trumpists are unhinged homicidal maniacs, but you just keep handing them knives.
BREAKING NEWS: Senators quietly put language into the shutdown deal helping their donors block rules to prevent food contamination & foodborne illnesses at farms & restaurants, according to bill text reviewed by @levernews.com.
The provisions come amid an explosion of foodborne illnesses.
The provisions come amid an explosion of foodborne illnesses.
Shutdown Deal Kills Food Safety Rules
After lobbyists spent big on the Trump administration and Democratic defectors, the government funding bill cut food-contamination rules and limited ultraprocessed-food research.
www.levernews.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Congratulations, Democrats. You know the Trumpists are unhinged homicidal maniacs, but you just keep handing them knives.
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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Why am I awake at almost 3 am?
November 15, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Why am I awake at almost 3 am?
So the answer is to give in to him?! That's fucking idiotic. Fuck this weiner bullshit, grow a spine or resign so someone with a spine can take your place
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
So the answer is to give in to him?! That's fucking idiotic. Fuck this weiner bullshit, grow a spine or resign so someone with a spine can take your place
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Jfc
Lots going on but from outside it seems that at least part of the calculus was that flight disruption for middle class and up travelers matters more than life disruption for untold numbers who’ll be deprived of health care.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Jfc
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Don't let it be lost how as soon as the Senators were personally inconvenienced by the shutdown (flight delays) they caved.
There was never any "fight" it was "so long as this doesn't impact me personally..."
There was never any "fight" it was "so long as this doesn't impact me personally..."
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Don't let it be lost how as soon as the Senators were personally inconvenienced by the shutdown (flight delays) they caved.
There was never any "fight" it was "so long as this doesn't impact me personally..."
There was never any "fight" it was "so long as this doesn't impact me personally..."
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Yes. Yes they fucking will.
They forgot January 6. They forgot "Covid will disappear" and "if there wasn't any testing there would be no cases." The "American people" have the memory of a goldfish.
They forgot January 6. They forgot "Covid will disappear" and "if there wasn't any testing there would be no cases." The "American people" have the memory of a goldfish.
From his gilded golf club, President Trump kept food off the tables of millions of children and families. The American people will not forget.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Yes. Yes they fucking will.
They forgot January 6. They forgot "Covid will disappear" and "if there wasn't any testing there would be no cases." The "American people" have the memory of a goldfish.
They forgot January 6. They forgot "Covid will disappear" and "if there wasn't any testing there would be no cases." The "American people" have the memory of a goldfish.
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Cornyn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever to every Vichy Dem.
Rick Scott, Ron Johnson and Mike Lee just voted YES. The current tally is 59-40.
Now waiting for John Cornyn, who will be the decider.
Now waiting for John Cornyn, who will be the decider.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Cornyn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever to every Vichy Dem.