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Matt Kilburn
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Maybe it will happen today
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I've bitched about these Fox graphics before, but they never fail to piss me off.
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Such shitty graphics. An-hour-before-5-on-a-Friday effort.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Sad that Chelsea and Arsenal couldn't both lose that match.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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to be clear, while on a certain level ("objectively") this has been an awful game, I am having a great time watching it

if football can't be good, it should be this
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reupping this.
These guys need to be arrested the moment they set foot on foreign soil.
Pete Hegseth tweets that they've hit another boat off the coast of Venezuela, killing four people
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I wish all International Organizations Attempting to Arrest Pete Hegseth for Murder a very He Was Killed While Attempting Escape.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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also a properly English soccer experience of the first time you see the rain you're like ooh it's really coming down and then five minutes later there's another shot and it's gotten *much worse*
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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He should also know that the US has extradition treaties with every country in the western hemisphere.
November 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Insane conversation in which I learn that neither the wife nor kid understand how a thermostat works.
November 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Venom ass Eagles uniforms.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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if a dem candidate starts promising gallows im slamming that $5 donation button
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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i swear to christ i will punch you if you say this in front of me
extreme “charlie brown had hoes” moment
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Lotta people need to go to prison.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Do us all a favor and die already.
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Green Bay play selection driving me crazy. They deserve to lose.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Lost to the mists of time is the Tweet that referred to Jack White as a “vampire banjoist.”
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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hearing one second of Alice's Restaurant.
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One of the bikers was in my office yesterday and accidentally played like one second of music on his phone with his speaker on. He was amazed when I correctly asked if it was Television.
I didn't feel like showing off and naming the song (See No Evil).
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Cry me a river bitch.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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There is no demonstrable difference in crime before and after the Guard came to the District. They were made props with big, fat targets on their backs.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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literally in service of a stunt. for nothing
NEW: The governor of West Virginia says that two members of the state National Guard shot today in DC have died.
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Gimme Shelter
Welcome To The Jungle
Mahgeetah
Whenever You're On My Mind
Cinnamon Girl
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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This could be us but you playin
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
*Kermit tea meme except it's Joe Biden.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Wire's album 'Pink Flag' advert in Sounds 26th, November 1977.
@wirehq.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM