to be clear, while on a certain level ("objectively") this has been an awful game, I am having a great time watching it

if football can't be good, it should be this

also a properly English soccer experience of the first time you see the rain you're like ooh it's really coming down and then five minutes later there's another shot and it's gotten *much worse*

He should also know that the US has extradition treaties with every country in the western hemisphere.