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Kiwijam
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i read and write and play video games and that's about it
fandom clown
now in a level of hades 2 psychosis i'm calling "letting prometheus kill me over and over again so i can progress the icarus romance"
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
this is the most vindicated i have ever felt (my ex forced me to read this book, and after i told him it was stupid implied maybe "books about real life issues" "just isn't for me")
Episode 46: Sapiens

It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
podcasts.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
it is nearly 2026. if your list of hottest men in hollywood does not include dev patel or manny jacinto i am walking
November 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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now you see me
now you see me 2
now you see me: now you don’t
now you see me: the magician
now I see you
NYSM6
now you see me: 7 of diamonds
NYSM: sleight of hand
SEEIN9 IS BELIEVIN9
now you’ve seen me
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
i may only have been a journalist for less than two months but i delight in journalist mess
November 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
it's always 4-5 games i predicted + 1 game that looks made up
The Game Awards voting/nominees up now thegameawards.com/nominees
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
walked out of nysm 3 feeling hope and whimsy again in my heart. i'll watch that magician polycule do anything
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
for me the worst part of the pluribus scenario would be fucking someone who's also my dad who's also the leader of a country who's also a kid. the best part of the pluribus scenario would be getting to see the insides of a bunch of rich people's houses
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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If I ended up in a Pluribus scenario I too would reject becoming part of the unified consciousness but I would absolutely be driving all kinds of cool cars like a goddamn lunatic
November 15, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
do NOT read the comments before playing the video
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
small talk tips from my line of work, if you're at an event do these 3 in order: where are you coming from, how was the drive/traffic/trip, what brings you here
people bitch about small talk, but small talk — and being able to shoot the shit with a stranger — is a key fucking social skill, and while i understand it doesn’t come naturally to everyone, it *is* one that’s useful and worth working on
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
having the worst fomo rn
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the chair company is SO fucking funny man. like every sunday night i tune in to the silly tim robinson breaking bad show & immediately feel what joaquin phoenix joker must have felt when he was dancing on those steps & nothing is real except for me and my best friend tim robinson
November 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
started tales of xillia and the air is yet again thick with bisexual men
November 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
remember the majority of chatgpt is trained from reddit posts. this video could not be more reddit-coded, and every subreddit is a bunch of people giving each other psychosis already.
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
jamie oliver doing masterful ragebait aimed at asians. on a side note i do think we need to start gatekeeping recipes from white ppl again. no you can't make peking duck. no not even in your own house. why? bc i said so
after looking this up it's wild that jamie oliver used absolutely no korean ingredients in his "korean fried rice"

- american bbq sauce
- thai/viet sriracha
- american basmati (ben's original), boiled
- mint and coriander
- plain western cabbage

it's as korean as i am nigerian or venezuelan
I'm looking at Uncle Roger's comments and they are cursing Jamie Oliver out in hangul. Koreans are PISSED
October 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
apparently this is just the actual guy that owns the store irl. i know tim robinson interacted with bro for 5 secs before yelling at zach kanin from across the room "you gotta come listen to this guy speak"
The Chair Company - At His Limit
YouTube video by Darkstar Consortium
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
the ending of ep2 of the chair company had me FRIGHTENED. had me PRESSED. had me screaming TIM WHAT'S HAPPENING at the screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:11 AM
this person Gets It
hades 2……… WHY can’t I romance Prometheus
October 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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they've got two big ideas to save america
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
hey quick questions how the fuck did you do that
100%'d Hades II, thank you for the delicious meal
October 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
people don't like facing themselves. they don't like to ask themselves questions such as "who would i kill if i were a vampire".
October 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
incredible things happening in the replies. yes there is a difference between good art and bad art. no you can't categorize a piece of art you think is bad with "not art". i think these people's brains might break when they start engaging with other forms of art that aren't video games
(honest question) what are the “good” video games? artistically i mean, not in a “i enjoyed this escapist slop” kind of way
Well. It's not Red Dead Redemption 2, but it's like one of three video games I'd genuinely consider good.
October 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM