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From yesterday -- Saint Nicholas Day 2025. 🎅🏼
If you're not familiar with the toy Superman is holding, there's an explanation in the next post.
If you're not familiar with the toy Superman is holding, there's an explanation in the next post.
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fuck off in all the ways you can think of and then hire a writers room to brainstorm more ways for you to fuck off and then fuck off in all of those ways too
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
fuck off in all the ways you can think of and then hire a writers room to brainstorm more ways for you to fuck off and then fuck off in all of those ways too
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A 5-month-old baby died, & 3 surviving children, ages 2, 4, & 5, had to be hospitalized with rickets, osteopenia, vitamin D deficiency, & significant developmental delays bc their parents put them on “alkaline diets.”
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
December 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A 5-month-old baby died, & 3 surviving children, ages 2, 4, & 5, had to be hospitalized with rickets, osteopenia, vitamin D deficiency, & significant developmental delays bc their parents put them on “alkaline diets.”
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
Anyone saying alkalization has health benefits is a murderous liar & a charlatan.
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When you let the 7yo decorate the Christmas cookies
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When you let the 7yo decorate the Christmas cookies
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
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it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it’s pretty funny that Duffy is simultaneously
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
1. scolding passengers for not wearing fancy clothes while flying
2. supporting airport gyms so passengers can be sweaty and gross while flying
both of these proposals are idiotic but the direct contradiction is next level
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This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This kind of bottle-shaming is a not-so-subtle way to push women out of the workforce.
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I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'd pay good money just to see her argument for these biscuits being "biologically male"
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This one is speaking to me today
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This one is speaking to me today
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The rare presidential administration whose character, efficacy and dignity would automatically increase if everyone in it was replaced with a ten year old.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The rare presidential administration whose character, efficacy and dignity would automatically increase if everyone in it was replaced with a ten year old.
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the plan, insofar as one exists, is to just loudly state Prices Are Down into the nearest available camera for the next three years
have fun with the midterms, guys
have fun with the midterms, guys
Q: How quickly will this affect prices at the grocery store?
TRUMP: I think the prices are gonna be, ah, going down already. I mean, the prices are way down. We brought prices way down from what it was. We inherited high prices.
TRUMP: I think the prices are gonna be, ah, going down already. I mean, the prices are way down. We brought prices way down from what it was. We inherited high prices.
December 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
the plan, insofar as one exists, is to just loudly state Prices Are Down into the nearest available camera for the next three years
have fun with the midterms, guys
have fun with the midterms, guys
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Doing pullups in my three-piece suit to improve the airport experience.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Doing pullups in my three-piece suit to improve the airport experience.
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*internal screaming* I'm so fucking sick of these people. Just walk around the airport like a normal person if you need to stretch your legs my god.
Duffy: "My daughter pointed out a video from Dr. Paul Saladino where he was complaining that there are no pull up bars in airports, which prompted me to call Sec. Kennedy to give me Paul's number to start the conversation."
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
*internal screaming* I'm so fucking sick of these people. Just walk around the airport like a normal person if you need to stretch your legs my god.
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This is going to give me an actual rage blackout.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
This is going to give me an actual rage blackout.
Weird Al Yankovic belts out "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" along with Portugal. The Man performing Rage Against The Machine's "Killing In The Name Of," Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY, December 2, 2025.
youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts?...
youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts?...
Killing In The Name - Portugal. The Man ft Weird Al and Jorma Taccone
YouTube video by maxmax655
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Weird Al Yankovic belts out "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" along with Portugal. The Man performing Rage Against The Machine's "Killing In The Name Of," Music Hall of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY, December 2, 2025.
youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts?...
youtu.be/COZcKrUx1Ts?...
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Happy holidays, we’re transvestigating festive baked goods today lmao
Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Happy holidays, we’re transvestigating festive baked goods today lmao
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"Don't go into comics," they said. "You'll die pennyless and alone."
Well, the jokes on them. I actually have SEVERAL pennies.
Well, the jokes on them. I actually have SEVERAL pennies.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Don't go into comics," they said. "You'll die pennyless and alone."
Well, the jokes on them. I actually have SEVERAL pennies.
Well, the jokes on them. I actually have SEVERAL pennies.
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And they will be promptly shot down upon entering U.S. airspace
Melania Trump: "Santa's reindeer -- Rudolph, Dasher, Comet, all of them -- they're resting in the North Pole. They need to save all of their energy for their great flight around the world on Christmas Eve. Santa told me they're snuggling beneath warm, fluffy blankets."
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
And they will be promptly shot down upon entering U.S. airspace
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"Toxie Goes to Washington" begins next month. It's our 5-issue story plunging the Toxic Avenger into the sick world of Congressional testimony, Senate procedure, and ruthless political assassination
Read a preview here and pre-order with your local comic shop (please)
aiptcomics.com/2025/12/08/e...
Read a preview here and pre-order with your local comic shop (please)
aiptcomics.com/2025/12/08/e...
EXCLUSIVE AHOY Preview: The Toxic Avenger Comics #6
Beginning here and now: a multi-issue Toxie saga!
aiptcomics.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"Toxie Goes to Washington" begins next month. It's our 5-issue story plunging the Toxic Avenger into the sick world of Congressional testimony, Senate procedure, and ruthless political assassination
Read a preview here and pre-order with your local comic shop (please)
aiptcomics.com/2025/12/08/e...
Read a preview here and pre-order with your local comic shop (please)
aiptcomics.com/2025/12/08/e...
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It’s genuinely unbelievable how much the average right winger’s conception of history is based on post-war American advertising of the mid 20th century
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s genuinely unbelievable how much the average right winger’s conception of history is based on post-war American advertising of the mid 20th century
😆 "Organised by a Somerset pub each year, the Turnip Prize is awarded to the person who has created a very bad artwork using the least amount of effort possible. It is a parody of the world-famous Turner Prize."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Turnip Prize art winner for 2025 is 'bitter and twisted'
The prize is awarded to the person who creates a bad piece of art using the least amount of effort.
www.bbc.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
😆 "Organised by a Somerset pub each year, the Turnip Prize is awarded to the person who has created a very bad artwork using the least amount of effort possible. It is a parody of the world-famous Turner Prize."
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
December 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene.
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.”
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we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
December 8, 2025 at 6:07 PM
we all got cowed into avoiding "virtue signaling" as if the public affirmation of socially agreed upon ethical principles was somehow cringey instead of a significant part of what a "society" even is. now all there's left is vice signaling, and it's reshaping society.
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and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you
December 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you