kahbn
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kahbn
@kahbn.bsky.social
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He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
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ACA = “Obamacare”. Same thing. Its proof that many white folks would rather shoot off their own foot if they knew something helped a black or latino person get by too. Its no different from how they used to fill public pools with cement during integration resulting in everyone being hot & miserable.
America is so racist that some Americans believed SNAP benefits were for white people and food stamps were for black people and they did not know they were the same thing and are now horrified to learn they are losing their food subsidies.
I don't need to hurt anyone else.
"from sex to love."

God, I fuckin' hope not.
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
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90 years after Mussolini invaded Ethiopia, another pathetic fascist manbaby is bullying an African nation to impress the dumbfuck devotees in his cult.
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Jeff Bezos collected the Child Tax Credit last year because billionaires claim they don't make money by taking out loans against their wealth instead of actually spending it

He collected the fucking Child Tax Credit

Buy that whole foods sushi with SNAP
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
Thinking of how to do this practically, without the chips all going stale.

Preliminary research suggests A) the easiest way to adhere flavors is applying them immediately after frying, and B) that French fry vending machines exist. We only need modify the existing technology.
it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
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it's so crazy we don't have a coke freestyle type of machine but for chip flavors. in some ways we're still basically living in the stone age
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Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start

If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
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As a biologist, It really is a great analogy. Also trees. It's like saying, "There are trees and grass, you have to be one or the other." Ok... where is the line that defines "is a tree?" what about bush-like grasses? Palm trees? NON-tree palms? What about horsetails and their tree-like ancestors?
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oh, it's fine when they do it, but when i donate a box of shit to the police that requires them to pay subscription fees it's frowned upon. i see how it is
The nation’s largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling the streets of Las Vegas in November thanks to a donation from a U.S. tech billionaire, raising concerns about the blurring of lines between public and private interests.
Nation's largest fleet of police Cybertrucks to patrol Las Vegas
The nation’s largest police fleet of Tesla Cybertrucks is set to begin patrolling the streets of Las Vegas in November.
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Is this going in the anime?
"Are there no prisons? Because I know a guy who builds them."
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
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The modern right is following exactly the 19th century model: first, criminalize (see City of Grants Pass v. Johnson), which destabilizes people experiencing homelessness as each municipality forces them out; then, exploit economically. 150 years ago, it was "the tramp problem" and "work houses."
Under Trump, the draconian future of homelessness policy is coming into focus: mass internment. Utah is building a 16-acre site to detain up to 1,300 homeless people inside locked "accountability centers." This is profoundly alarming.

Vital reporting from @ellenbarry.bsky.social and Jason DeParle:
In Utah, Trump’s Vision for Homelessness Begins to Take Shape
www.nytimes.com
Switching it up by saying "offence, but" before I compliment someone.
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are we allowed to talk about how Hamilton is good again yet or is that still, like, off limits
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Trump hosted a "the Great Gatsby" themed Halloween party at Mar-A-Lago, with the actual tagline "A little party never killed anyone," while Congress remains shut down and SNAP funding remains uncertain.

It's like they're re-creating the Balfour drawing.
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if you're a trans girl trying to gain weight you can't do much better than a costco membership
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I have watched as so-called "compromise" positions on transgender people's rights have failed over and over--in statehouses, the Biden White House, and in liberal rhetoric. There is no middle ground acceptable to the politicians, activists, and billionaires obsessed with trans people and our lives.
Do we get mechs, or just forklifts?
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One has everything to do with the other
Cool that renewables have become the cheapest source of energy in the world just as a bunch of reactionary-centrist US pundits have taken up the right-wing "climate vs. cheap energy" framing.
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I've been bedridden for the last 10 months for medical reasons, and I'm still about 1000$ behind on being able to pay for my car and storage. I'm sorry to keep asking, but if you could send a couple dollars, it'd really help.

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Well, that'll teach me to depression post without disabling replies.