KaffeTakk
@kaffetakk.bsky.social
She/her Social Democrat. Happily married to @MurbsSox! ❤️ you 4ever Quinn 🐤 #Yes2SAFE 🐴#DonateLife 💙💚#HandMarkedPaperBallots #PublicEducation #UnionStrong
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And yes, middle aged, white divorced guy.
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
And yes, middle aged, white divorced guy.
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Yesterday I walked out of my yard and there was a fucking cybertruck parked in my barnyard and a dude yammering on his way to it from one of our barns.
Turns out a mutual had hired him on fiver to bring some boxes out here for storage.
Cybertruck guy on fiver. So delicious.
Turns out a mutual had hired him on fiver to bring some boxes out here for storage.
Cybertruck guy on fiver. So delicious.
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Yesterday I walked out of my yard and there was a fucking cybertruck parked in my barnyard and a dude yammering on his way to it from one of our barns.
Turns out a mutual had hired him on fiver to bring some boxes out here for storage.
Cybertruck guy on fiver. So delicious.
Turns out a mutual had hired him on fiver to bring some boxes out here for storage.
Cybertruck guy on fiver. So delicious.
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Wow. It really is shitty. I accidentally used one of those T-shirts twice instead of replacing with this guy
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Wow. It really is shitty. I accidentally used one of those T-shirts twice instead of replacing with this guy
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I made a shitty canva gift guide! You should come have a drink this weekend and do your holiday shopping while you're here. 🎁
December 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I made a shitty canva gift guide! You should come have a drink this weekend and do your holiday shopping while you're here. 🎁
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Spending some time under the world's best heated, weighted blanket. I cannot believe she hasn't had any adoption applications. 🥺
December 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Spending some time under the world's best heated, weighted blanket. I cannot believe she hasn't had any adoption applications. 🥺
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Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, cucumber, and pansy
December 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, cucumber, and pansy
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I'm genuinely excited for our first paint and sip at The Beer Garden. Look at these adorable things.
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm genuinely excited for our first paint and sip at The Beer Garden. Look at these adorable things.
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Bitch (technical) is reading the angle of the sun and getting more and more upset
December 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Bitch (technical) is reading the angle of the sun and getting more and more upset
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Listen. 4:52 is basically just 5:00. I should be eating.
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Listen. 4:52 is basically just 5:00. I should be eating.
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We need a word for the English language to describe feeling like you're in a history book. When a trend, technology, or event is so numbingly idiotic that you can immediately envision someone 50 or 100 years from now learning about this and saying "What the fuck was wrong with people back then?"
Here's PIRG researcher RJ Cross getting the Alilo Smart AI bunny to tell @savanahsellers.bsky.social about S&M, the FoloToy Sunflower Warmie telling me it is actually both a cactus and a teddy bear (???) and the Miiloo spouting the CCP line on Taiwan.
December 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We need a word for the English language to describe feeling like you're in a history book. When a trend, technology, or event is so numbingly idiotic that you can immediately envision someone 50 or 100 years from now learning about this and saying "What the fuck was wrong with people back then?"
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
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If only adults were suffering with this, I'd laugh. But children are hostages to their parents' idiocy.
The measles outbreak in South Carolina is “accelerating” with no end in sight following Thanksgiving and other large gatherings, state health officials say.
South Carolina measles outbreak is 'accelerating,' driving hundreds into quarantine
Some students who remain unvaccinated are now in a second 21-day quarantine since the beginning of the school year.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If only adults were suffering with this, I'd laugh. But children are hostages to their parents' idiocy.
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“Times are changing and paying admission for a Raging River Ride, Pacific Plunge or Riptide is a thing of the past. Now anyone can get those Pineapple Expressed straight to their doorstep for free on a Wednesday afternoon thanks to Atmospheric River."
Atmospheric River Runs Wild Waves Out of Business: tinyurl.com/3va8dhvk
December 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
“Times are changing and paying admission for a Raging River Ride, Pacific Plunge or Riptide is a thing of the past. Now anyone can get those Pineapple Expressed straight to their doorstep for free on a Wednesday afternoon thanks to Atmospheric River."
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Thank you, Voice Monkey, for all the laughs you gave into a coffee cup, or clutching a pen, or doing the Jack Nicholson forehead even when there wasn't a camera in the room.
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Jim Ward highlights from The Stephanie Miller Show simulcast, 2007
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December 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Thank you, Voice Monkey, for all the laughs you gave into a coffee cup, or clutching a pen, or doing the Jack Nicholson forehead even when there wasn't a camera in the room.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Z_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Z_...
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Our Good friend, Jim Ward passed away yesterday. We're going to spend the morning remembering his brilliance.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Our Good friend, Jim Ward passed away yesterday. We're going to spend the morning remembering his brilliance.
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Remembering Jim Ward 🕊️ On the Stephanie Miller show with @stephaniemiller.bsky.social join us on @freespeechtv.bsky.social @wcpt820am.bsky.social @politicalvoices.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Remembering Jim Ward 🕊️ On the Stephanie Miller show with @stephaniemiller.bsky.social join us on @freespeechtv.bsky.social @wcpt820am.bsky.social @politicalvoices.bsky.social
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I noticed yesterday as I was scrolling Instagram how many times I asked myself… “Wait, is this real?”
Assuming that’s not good?
Assuming that’s not good?
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I noticed yesterday as I was scrolling Instagram how many times I asked myself… “Wait, is this real?”
Assuming that’s not good?
Assuming that’s not good?
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BREAKING
Kilmar Abrego Garcia must be immediately RELEASED from immigration custody, a federal judge rules.
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia must be immediately RELEASED from immigration custody, a federal judge rules.
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December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
BREAKING
Kilmar Abrego Garcia must be immediately RELEASED from immigration custody, a federal judge rules.
Story soon on All Rise News www.allrisenews.com/subscribe
Kilmar Abrego Garcia must be immediately RELEASED from immigration custody, a federal judge rules.
Story soon on All Rise News www.allrisenews.com/subscribe
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We remain in the dumbest timeline.
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We remain in the dumbest timeline.
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Caldwell also believes this so he's trying to clean it up for him
December 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Caldwell also believes this so he's trying to clean it up for him
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Stop printing lies in the newspaper. There need to be consequences for printing lies in the newspaper. He literally says and believes exactly this, several times per day and on camera.
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Stop printing lies in the newspaper. There need to be consequences for printing lies in the newspaper. He literally says and believes exactly this, several times per day and on camera.
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using HiQiLi Wintergreen Essential Oil Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Poisoning to Young Children; Violates Mandatory Standard for Child-Resistant Packaging www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using HiQiLi Wintergreen Essential Oil Due to Risk of Serious Injury or Death from Poisoning to Young Children; Violates Mandatory Standard for Child-Resistant Packaging www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
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Lou Correa notes that Kristi Noem is not focusing on criminals. The example he raises (smartly) is an Irish green card holder and mother of a Marine. She's been in detention since July.
December 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Lou Correa notes that Kristi Noem is not focusing on criminals. The example he raises (smartly) is an Irish green card holder and mother of a Marine. She's been in detention since July.