Jordan Vance (no relation)
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Your honor, I'm a dog.
Pinned
What fresh hell awaits us today?
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All I have ever heard about every news story from Bill Clinton to drag shows is “it’s awful, parents have to explain this to their children, why can’t we just let kids be kids?”
Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt
Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt
Liam is one of four Columbia Heights, MN school district students who have been taken by ICE in the last two weeks, the school district said. Liam's teacher: “He is so kind and loving, and his classmates miss him. He ... just brightens the room. All I want is for him to be back here and safe.”
January 22, 2026 at 3:41 AM
All I have ever heard about every news story from Bill Clinton to drag shows is “it’s awful, parents have to explain this to their children, why can’t we just let kids be kids?”
Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt
Now an entire classroom is going to go home to parents trying to explain why their five year friend was taken by the govt
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are they not monsters?
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
are they not monsters?
The 8th Circuit is fine with this.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
The 8th Circuit is fine with this.
I don't believe in hell but in these times I'd not be mad to be wrong.
January 22, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I don't believe in hell but in these times I'd not be mad to be wrong.
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This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
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People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
People can say they didn’t vote for this but people are liars
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Hell is not enough for these people
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Hell is not enough for these people
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Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.
January 21, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Just saw on KARE 11 that this boy was sent to a detainment facility in Texas and that his family didn't know his whereabouts for almost 24 hours.
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
We need guardrails and prosecutions
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
We need guardrails and prosecutions
new world disorder
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
new world disorder
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The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:
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The federal government lying about private citizens to destroy their reputations is one of the most outrageous things about all of this.
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The federal government lying about private citizens to destroy their reputations is one of the most outrageous things about all of this.
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I love the last line, “and it’s not even 10AM in Europe.” It’s not even 7AM in Toronto and I want to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I love the last line, “and it’s not even 10AM in Europe.” It’s not even 7AM in Toronto and I want to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
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If you’re not following @musicologyduck.bsky.social you’re missing the wildest live thread I’ve seen in ages
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
If you’re not following @musicologyduck.bsky.social you’re missing the wildest live thread I’ve seen in ages
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A good article that highlights what’s wrong with “modern” web development with just a simple example
The Incredible Overcomplexity of the Shadcn Radio Button
Radio buttons are built into web browsers. Why are we using a UI library that wraps another UI library that rebuilds radio buttons from scratch? Why does rendering a radio button require multiple depe...
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January 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
A good article that highlights what’s wrong with “modern” web development with just a simple example
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I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
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Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
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The only responsible thing for the remainder of the free world to do is to boycott U.S.-based World Cup and Olympics events until Trump’s gone.
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The only responsible thing for the remainder of the free world to do is to boycott U.S.-based World Cup and Olympics events until Trump’s gone.
The vibes are double plus ungood
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The vibes are double plus ungood