Jordan Vance (no relation)
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Your honor, I'm a dog.
Pinned
What fresh hell awaits us today?
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
INBOX: Air Force One (tail number 29000), which was carrying President Trump from Washington, D.C. to Davos, Switzerland, appears to be turning back. (h/t @PollTracker2024/X)
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January 21, 2026 at 3:40 AM
congratulations to rogue bus guy on the new job
We need guardrails and prosecutions
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
We need guardrails and prosecutions
new world disorder
January 20, 2026 at 1:55 PM
new world disorder
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The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The Prime Minister of Belgium speaks:
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The federal government lying about private citizens to destroy their reputations is one of the most outrageous things about all of this.
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The federal government lying about private citizens to destroy their reputations is one of the most outrageous things about all of this.
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I love the last line, “and it’s not even 10AM in Europe.” It’s not even 7AM in Toronto and I want to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head
January 20, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I love the last line, “and it’s not even 10AM in Europe.” It’s not even 7AM in Toronto and I want to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head
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At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
January 20, 2026 at 2:55 AM
At halftime, I decided to boot up my computer just so I could do this. You're welcome. #NCAAFB #CFP #Doink @sarahspain.com @cjzero.bsky.social
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If you’re not following @musicologyduck.bsky.social you’re missing the wildest live thread I’ve seen in ages
January 20, 2026 at 2:41 AM
If you’re not following @musicologyduck.bsky.social you’re missing the wildest live thread I’ve seen in ages
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A good article that highlights what’s wrong with “modern” web development with just a simple example
The Incredible Overcomplexity of the Shadcn Radio Button
Radio buttons are built into web browsers. Why are we using a UI library that wraps another UI library that rebuilds radio buttons from scratch? Why does rendering a radio button require multiple depe...
paulmakeswebsites.com
January 19, 2026 at 9:23 PM
A good article that highlights what’s wrong with “modern” web development with just a simple example
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I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
January 19, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I'm at the civil war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
I'm at the NATO war
I'm at the combination civil war and NATO war
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Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
January 19, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Not for the first time, it looks like Channel 4 just handed the keys to their socials to an evil genius:
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The only responsible thing for the remainder of the free world to do is to boycott U.S.-based World Cup and Olympics events until Trump’s gone.
January 19, 2026 at 2:07 PM
The only responsible thing for the remainder of the free world to do is to boycott U.S.-based World Cup and Olympics events until Trump’s gone.
The vibes are double plus ungood
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
The vibes are double plus ungood
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"Minnesota is under siege. It might not yet be a civil war, but what the White House has dubbed “Operation Metro Surge” is definitely not just — or even primarily — an immigration enforcement operation. It is an occupation designed to punish and terrorize anyone who dares defy this incursion..."
I went to Minneapolis last week. What I saw was horrifying and inspiring in equal measure. Gift link to my latest column: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/19/o...
Opinion | In Minneapolis, I Glimpsed a Civil War
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:38 PM
"Minnesota is under siege. It might not yet be a civil war, but what the White House has dubbed “Operation Metro Surge” is definitely not just — or even primarily — an immigration enforcement operation. It is an occupation designed to punish and terrorize anyone who dares defy this incursion..."
It's not a few bad apples; it's an orchard of diseased trees and rotten fruit.
January 19, 2026 at 12:57 PM
It's not a few bad apples; it's an orchard of diseased trees and rotten fruit.
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Let this radicalize you.
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Let this radicalize you.
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Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
January 19, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Reminds me of one of my favorite memes:
Just the dumbest most mendacious people you could drag up
Heckuva a logic your got there Scott.
“Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Sunday that the national emergency that justified the announcement of new tariffs on eight European nations is that there would be a national emergency if tariffs were not implemented.“ www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
“Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent said Sunday that the national emergency that justified the announcement of new tariffs on eight European nations is that there would be a national emergency if tariffs were not implemented.“ www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Bessent: 'The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency'
He was explaining the president's imposition of new tariffs on eight European countries.
www.politico.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Just the dumbest most mendacious people you could drag up
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
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If Greenland is "more of a dating game," then "No!" means No!
Rep. Mike Turner: "If we're talking about Greenland, this is not art of the deal, this is more of a dating. game. We need to be more on how we would be a partner, not more how we could be compulsory."
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If Greenland is "more of a dating game," then "No!" means No!
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Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913
January 18, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Catch as Catch Can, by Francis Picabia, 1913
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This is a great explainer to lawyers (or otherwise curious people) on what quantum computing is and is not. Via my colleague @aumasson.jp, a prolific cryptographer and advisor to some of the largest banks in the world.
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 AM
This is a great explainer to lawyers (or otherwise curious people) on what quantum computing is and is not. Via my colleague @aumasson.jp, a prolific cryptographer and advisor to some of the largest banks in the world.