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B. Barry
@junglewuv.bsky.social
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he/him nb bi, ska music enjoyer, team shitpost Milwaukee, WI https://www.last.fm/user/mansho
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Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped
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BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!
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bro somebody stealing the crown jewels of france from the louvre in broad daylight is fucking incredible

see kids you can still do great things - nothing is impossible if you follow your heart and don't limit yourself to what small minds imagine is possible.
wait they don't have gender fluid?
cut to me on the ground getting stomped by Obama and the Pope
i wanted to do this but mine had ketchup on it (worried people in chicago would not care for that)
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Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.
just realized i went to Milwaukee No Kings wearing a blue shirt and blue jeans and then left and had two chili dogs at Real Chili

anyway shout out to @sonic.bsky.social for the inspiration lol
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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This government suffers from severe loser stench. Everything they say and do is a barely veiled form of "I'm the BOSS and you have to RESPECT ME!" and nobody does. Millions of people are going outside tomorrow just to say so
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a jean jacket OVER a leather jacket. a kerchief under chains under a lavender officer’s blazer. style icons.
seeing this in a t̵h̵e̵a̵t̵e̵r̵ bar with a crowd is so fucking worth it holy shit. the corkscrew penis bits alone nearly caused a riot
oh no

i'm so hungry why did i think now was a good time to go to trader joe's
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A spaghetti noodle so long that by the time you're halfway through it, you're technically a bead
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signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
so you're saying grindr beat meet
there's never a wrong time for bud light all-weatherita
I feel like Farscape was really ahead of its time in terms of freaky body horror on basic cable

youtu.be/GYB-ArRUR7c?...
Farscape | Eyeball Extraction
YouTube video by Grand Crayon
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found exactly the one use of “evil recoils in the presence of Christ” I am willing to sign off on, HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT

Father Larry did not come here to fuck around
Chicago priest Fr. Larry Dowling describes procession to ICE facility: “No one had the courage to speak directly to us. No one from Homeland Security could stand in the presence of the Monstrance holding the Blessed Sacrament. No wonder. Evil is repelled, recoils in the presence of Christ.”
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pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis