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He/Him Cismale, mostly here for artists I like but sometimes I just want to chat about weird stuff or ask questions and learn how to be less of an asshole. Sometimes physics from a meathead perspective.
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I'm online way too much and I love weird stuff. If the F-Plus is gonna talk about it I'll probably love it and want to talk your ear off about it.
Time Cube?
Geocities?
Guy talking about how he fractured his penis slipping on ice while having sex with the tail pipe of his Honda Civic?
Time Cube?
Geocities?
Guy talking about how he fractured his penis slipping on ice while having sex with the tail pipe of his Honda Civic?
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Beating golden age batman would've been so easy just leave a series of puzzle clues leading him on a fuckin geocashing adventure instead of directly to your crimes
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Beating golden age batman would've been so easy just leave a series of puzzle clues leading him on a fuckin geocashing adventure instead of directly to your crimes
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
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"why is this paywalled" ....idk, because we need to eat and pay bills, maybe?? 🙃🙃
Really tired of people demanding things for free from artists.
Really tired of people demanding things for free from artists.
There's such a disconnect with modern comic book readers, especially Webtoon readers, on how comics are made. People ask me insane questions like 'will this porn comic be on webtoon' or 'can you update twice a week this time' or 'why is this paywalled'.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"why is this paywalled" ....idk, because we need to eat and pay bills, maybe?? 🙃🙃
Really tired of people demanding things for free from artists.
Really tired of people demanding things for free from artists.
This is how I find out about the creator of Earthworm Jim is a fucking pile of human shit. Jesus H Christ.
God, I loved Neil Gaiman's stuff. Doug Tennapel made great comics. John K's cartoons were childhood favorites.
Dropped all of them like hot potatoes when I learned the truth about those losers.
It was so easy!
Dropped all of them like hot potatoes when I learned the truth about those losers.
It was so easy!
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
This is how I find out about the creator of Earthworm Jim is a fucking pile of human shit. Jesus H Christ.
Uhhh, hmm. Well at least on the test it was anything where I could've hurt someone else that was all nos!
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Uhhh, hmm. Well at least on the test it was anything where I could've hurt someone else that was all nos!
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Obligatory @faineg.bsky.social & @atherton.bsky.social alert.
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"
"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"
"About as intelligent as a border collie."
"So, intelligent. Why?"
"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Obligatory @faineg.bsky.social & @atherton.bsky.social alert.
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Ben is fantastic, you should hire him!
Gonna have to open up some emergency comms, though I won't have capacity for big complicated pieces. Here's some rates if interested!
DMs are open and email is in bio.
DMs are open and email is in bio.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ben is fantastic, you should hire him!
The flesh is weak, Charlie Brown. Only the soul is immortal, and yours belongs to me.
we are the weirdos, Charlie brown
They mostly come at night, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The flesh is weak, Charlie Brown. Only the soul is immortal, and yours belongs to me.
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We want to believe that Oswald didn’t act alone in killing Kennedy for the same reason that people want to think that COVID was a lab leak - we don’t want to believe that random chance can change the world like that, because we want to believe that humanity is in control of the world in some way
November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
We want to believe that Oswald didn’t act alone in killing Kennedy for the same reason that people want to think that COVID was a lab leak - we don’t want to believe that random chance can change the world like that, because we want to believe that humanity is in control of the world in some way
Thought x-ray looked cool during freshmen year college. Watched a patient die in front of me when I was shadowing a dept. Went into IT and electrical stuff for a bit, realized I wanted to make a difference and help people out went back into X-ray school and now I'm learning to be a safety guy.
November 23, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Thought x-ray looked cool during freshmen year college. Watched a patient die in front of me when I was shadowing a dept. Went into IT and electrical stuff for a bit, realized I wanted to make a difference and help people out went back into X-ray school and now I'm learning to be a safety guy.
Reading Bobby's attempt to let his inner James Joyce out?
Got to be honest. A whole lot of you didn't read Adult Fan Fiction dot net or some of the private fanfic archives we used to post on POE and it shows.
Got to be honest. A whole lot of you didn't read Adult Fan Fiction dot net or some of the private fanfic archives we used to post on POE and it shows.
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Reading Bobby's attempt to let his inner James Joyce out?
Got to be honest. A whole lot of you didn't read Adult Fan Fiction dot net or some of the private fanfic archives we used to post on POE and it shows.
Got to be honest. A whole lot of you didn't read Adult Fan Fiction dot net or some of the private fanfic archives we used to post on POE and it shows.
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Much love to all of my trans, nonbinary and gender-nonconforming friends and acquaintances on the transgender day of remembrance. 🏳️⚧️
Trans rights are human rights. Here's to a brighter and less bigoted future.
Trans rights are human rights. Here's to a brighter and less bigoted future.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Much love to all of my trans, nonbinary and gender-nonconforming friends and acquaintances on the transgender day of remembrance. 🏳️⚧️
Trans rights are human rights. Here's to a brighter and less bigoted future.
Trans rights are human rights. Here's to a brighter and less bigoted future.
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do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
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i think “big tent” as an metaphor is losing a lot of utility
Before you invite Marjorie Taylor Greene under your big tent remember she is a rabid transphobe share.google/lunPQWT2CGAE...
Marjorie Taylor Greene posts anti-transgender sign across hall from lawmaker with transgender child | CNN Politics
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene is facing sharp criticism after she posted an anti-transgender sign outside of her office, directly across the hall from another lawmaker who has a transgender child.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
i think “big tent” as an metaphor is losing a lot of utility
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Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Why the fuck is this framed as “teenager chose to prostitute herself and ruined the career of innocent congressman”
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Hi Emily. To help you out here sweetie.
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Hi Emily. To help you out here sweetie.
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
You’re forever going to be known for trying to lessen the trauma of child rape by multiple people in power. I want you to know that you’re now known as a child rapist apologist. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself (that was sarcasm there just fyi)
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The victims still have yet to get justice, yet here you are defending those who sat on evidence that could have granted such. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. I wonder how you sleep at night, but then again you must know nothing about morality or standing up for the defenseless.
The emails that you’re seeing now are news in themselves, but that’s because of how they’re coming out—a congressional committee released them—& the context in which they’re being viewed. A guy emailing a reporter talking about old girlfriends or saying someone is “dirty” is not a whole news story.
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The victims still have yet to get justice, yet here you are defending those who sat on evidence that could have granted such. You should be ashamed of yourself for posting this. I wonder how you sleep at night, but then again you must know nothing about morality or standing up for the defenseless.
I just wanna ignore the world at the moment.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just wanna ignore the world at the moment.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
FFXIII - Replay starting today.
One essential mod is to change buttons to an X-Box controller so it's easier to figure out some of the prompts.
Next: Music, it's better but wow they need some sliders and options for headphone users.
Not hating it.
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i'm up for an award! anybody can vote
vote in the Tripwire awards until 21st Nov
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November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'm up for an award! anybody can vote
Ohhhh that smell.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Ohhhh that smell.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
Can you smell that smell
The smell of subway surrounds you.
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Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Post a bird announcing that Dick Cheney is dead
This is how I find out Cheney fucking died.
"Counting Crows."
Jesus wept.
Jesus wept.
"Don't it always seem to go / That you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone" - Counting Crows
RIP Dick Cheney
RIP Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is how I find out Cheney fucking died.
Got to check out the Final Fantasy A New World symphony. One complaint: I really wanted them to play The Dark World then transition into Searching for Friends, two of my all time favorite songs from VI.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Got to check out the Final Fantasy A New World symphony. One complaint: I really wanted them to play The Dark World then transition into Searching for Friends, two of my all time favorite songs from VI.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.
Other complaint: HOLY SHIT WHO SMOKED ALL THE DITCH WEED YOU REEK BRO.