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@jtothe.bsky.social

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He/Him Cismale, mostly here for artists I like but sometimes I just want to chat about weird stuff or ask questions and learn how to be less of an asshole. Sometimes physics from a meathead perspective.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · Jul 5

I'm online way too much and I love weird stuff. If the F-Plus is gonna talk about it I'll probably love it and want to talk your ear off about it.

Time Cube?
Geocities?
Guy talking about how he fractured his penis slipping on ice while having sex with the tail pipe of his Honda Civic?

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Jesse Cox @jessecox.bsky.social · 9h

I’m trying my hardest not to look at much social media, but my god the footage from twitchcon was just pathetic -

People showing up to instigate or act out to get attention is some genuinely disturbed shit.

How they got my immature ass thinking “these people need to grow up”?

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 10h

Sheesh, J come on, you know you meant "violence threatened to be wrought", my kingdom of a few dozen rocks for an edit button valid for 3 minutes after hitting post.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 10h

I've known people like this where I swear the second they enter any form of altered state it's like they turn into an academy award winning actor and sound like how I imagine Samuel Clemens would talk. Hearing that elocution and the violence being wrought? Sheesh.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

What in the hell is this obsession some have that someone must suffer and no we can't do anything to improve the slums AT ALL.

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Crabby Phatty with Cheese @crabby-phatty.bsky.social · 1d

The who cares crowd is, in my deepest suspicion, a very loud, very white, very cis het male, very disposable income having, minority of assholes holding the rest of us hostage. I mean the Republican party only continues to even exist bc of some outdated laws about Senators and the Electoral College.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Holy fuck it fits him perfectly, it's huge, gaudy as shit, tasteless and he's going to destroy everything around it to make a vanity project that more than likely won't happen because he's now got 250mil in hand and he can't get that POS built for 50 bucks.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

I mean she ain't wrong. With enough CO2 you can cure a lot of things permanently.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

I can't put to words the many flavors of WTF? this thing encompasses and every time I nail one down I taste a whole new note of WTF in this shit sundae.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

This vid has it all, gooner bait, anime, the entire flavor rainbow of self hating men grifter marketing that the Tates and more excel at, and it's endorsed by IMC that allows their weaponry to be waifu-ed.

Stupid Cyberpunk is here and blech.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Folks, seriously when you're at home and able to watch NSFW/Questionable, watch this video linked.

If you've been online enough and dealt with PUA/MRA/Incel shit enough you start picking up the vibes immediately and recognize the tactics used.

Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 2d

no but seriously it really helps to clarify much about today that this is a real ad put out by a real defense startup

Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 2d

watch this and fucking expire

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZQ1...

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

I love the games, but I hated how I got stuck because my brain keeps reading the scrolls at the act ends and isn't picking up the typo I left in that keeps me stuck and grinding my teeth.

That puzzle in the NEW DLC with rot13 erpbafgehpgvat gur fuvc pevzr fprar? Fb tbbq ohg nyfb shpxvat uryy! /rot

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus christ what the hell have I done to myself?

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

I hate the fact that this isn't even the weirdest shit I've seen online since the "wild west" days pre social media where you could all but post your own pic and be so unhinged you fell on the floor and everyone at work has no idea.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

I almost want to knock on the wall and say "Yes, for the love of god!"

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

*and one run the entire dept as a manager.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 1d

"Here's how your workers will no longer be techs or nurses, but now AI prompt engineers and one can run the entire department"

My man you still need a human being to run the dept because the machines will not run themselves or use robo arms to jab needles into patients.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 2d

Jesus H Christ I can not WAIT for the shitheads to come out and defend this bullshit.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 3d

Oh he's absolutely gonna pull a Sinema, I just hope there's enough dems that win to counter his ass.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah even my POS dryer that's on year 15 has the "sense" mode where it uses a sensor for the humidity levels to figure out if the laundry is done.

It sucks I just used timed modes and an alarm on my phone.

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 3d

Like my dude, I got a tat or two I regret from when I was 21 but I'm just trying to find an artist to do a cover up or re-ink and improvement to a larger piece instead. But also, IT'S NOT NAZI SHIT YOU FUCKING WHACKJOB!!!

J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 3d

I never even heard of this guy past a few mentions, then it turned into

"I made a choice years ago to get blotto and get the most obviously nazi looking thing that ain't a swastika tattooed on me, then I made the choice to wear it daily instead of cheese gratering that shit offa me."

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 3d

I love these basement home nuclear reactor weirdos so much. The ones you can tell are actual engineers and can tell why something is a terrible idea, but are also kind of curious of just HOW terrible of an idea it can be.

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Guy Trivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 3d

If people affiliated with the campaign have to fall back on stuff like this in October in the year prior to the election, you're toast, pack it in.

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J to the @jtothe.bsky.social · 3d

I mean I've gotten BLOTTO drunk in Milwaukee and the worst I got was my cohorts talking me out of trying to buy a guitar out of a closed pawnshop at 230am on a saturday night.

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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 5d

Looks like the scammers who were going this all on various Mastodon servers a month or two ago have found a new target: Bsky.

SpiffySmallSound @doublecollusion.bsky.social · 6d

Guys new scamming method on bluesky. Please share this around. Dont fall for this stuff

Block, move on.

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