Jordan
@jordanrevon.com
Born and raised in New Orleans, now I do software engineering in New York City. I still have an unhealthy relationship with the Saints and the Pelicans. Fordham and LSU Alum.
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Free tip, any candidate who says “The top 50 Epstein affiliates, starting with Trump and Musk, will be imprisoned, and every last penny of their families’ wealth expropriated” will win >40 states in 2028.
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Free tip, any candidate who says “The top 50 Epstein affiliates, starting with Trump and Musk, will be imprisoned, and every last penny of their families’ wealth expropriated” will win >40 states in 2028.
I would ask Lizzo just exactly how many days one can wake up and engage in child sex trafficking before they become complicit, because it sure seems like that number should be "1"
February 4, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I would ask Lizzo just exactly how many days one can wake up and engage in child sex trafficking before they become complicit, because it sure seems like that number should be "1"
LSU MENTIONED
The Georgia Democrats didn't just destroy Derek Dooley they buried him 100 feet under the earth.
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 PM
LSU MENTIONED
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January 31, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Only thing worse than a pedophile is a Nazi pedophile
Jeffrey Epstein sent a link to the white nationalist podcast The Right Stuff, whose core hosts played an active role in the 2017 “Unite the Right” rally. He did so in February 2016. Before TRS made national news, really.
Genuinely bizarre.
Genuinely bizarre.
January 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Only thing worse than a pedophile is a Nazi pedophile
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How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
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Damn, RIP. Probably spent thousands of cumulative hours listening to stuff between him and DJ Screw, two of the best to have ever done it. Smoke Break 2k10 had a stranglehold on our college apartment.
Michael "5000" Watts, the producer who founded Swishahouse and helped propel Houston’s "chopped and screwed" sound to international heights, has died at 52
Michael ‘5000’ Watts, Swishahouse founder and Houston hip-hop pioneer, dies at 52
Houston hip-hop icon Michael "5000" Watts, the founder of Swishahouse Records and a pioneer of the "chopped and screwed" sound, has passed away following a recent hospitalization.
www.fox26houston.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Damn, RIP. Probably spent thousands of cumulative hours listening to stuff between him and DJ Screw, two of the best to have ever done it. Smoke Break 2k10 had a stranglehold on our college apartment.
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Mamdani Targets ‘Unusable’ AI Chatbot for Termination
Mamdani Targets ‘Unusable’ AI Chatbot for Termination
Reporting from The Markup and THE CITY exposed how the bot, touted by the Adams administration, repeatedly served up false and damaging information.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Mamdani Targets ‘Unusable’ AI Chatbot for Termination
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Corporations will not exploit working people in NYC.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
January 30, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Corporations will not exploit working people in NYC.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
Uber Eats, Fantuan & HungryPanda broke the law — shortchanging workers while raking in profits.
Today, we secured $5M+ in restitution for 49,000 delivery workers.
Let this be a warning: steal wages, face the consequences.
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disturbingly plausible
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
disturbingly plausible
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Last night, I joined New Yorkers across all walks of life to mourn the state sanctioned murder of Alex Pretti. I'm especially proud of our union members, including nurses who have been striking for the past 19 days, who gathered to honor Alex's compassion for his patients and neighbors.
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Last night, I joined New Yorkers across all walks of life to mourn the state sanctioned murder of Alex Pretti. I'm especially proud of our union members, including nurses who have been striking for the past 19 days, who gathered to honor Alex's compassion for his patients and neighbors.
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The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 PM
The City’s Budget is our future. And you deserve to know how it works.
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MY TAKE: There's nothing better than live sports on TV when you wake up. The toxic American mania for starting games at 9pm must be vanquished. NFL games should kick off at 6 in the morning. NBA games can start at 7:30 because you actually have to pay attention
January 30, 2026 at 11:27 AM
MY TAKE: There's nothing better than live sports on TV when you wake up. The toxic American mania for starting games at 9pm must be vanquished. NFL games should kick off at 6 in the morning. NBA games can start at 7:30 because you actually have to pay attention
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Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.
"Enhanced enforcement" is a very kind way of saying "brutalizing and shooting at protesters", I wonder where on earth that kind of language has been seen before
ICE ends enhanced enforcement activities in Maine, US senator says reut.rs/4qGHOLY
ICE ends enhanced enforcement activities in Maine, US senator says
Immigration and Customs Enforcement has ended its enhanced operations in Maine, its Republican U.S. Senator Susan Collins said on Thursday, citing a conversation with the head of the Department of Homeland Security.
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January 29, 2026 at 4:37 PM
"Enhanced enforcement" is a very kind way of saying "brutalizing and shooting at protesters", I wonder where on earth that kind of language has been seen before
BOOM: Schumer RIPS into Republicans with new DHS demands:
- ICE still allowed to shoot anyone they feel like, but MUST wear body cameras so we can all hem and haw over the footage after someone is dead
- Families and children in cages ok 👍 but only with proper forms filled in triplicate
- ICE still allowed to shoot anyone they feel like, but MUST wear body cameras so we can all hem and haw over the footage after someone is dead
- Families and children in cages ok 👍 but only with proper forms filled in triplicate
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM
BOOM: Schumer RIPS into Republicans with new DHS demands:
- ICE still allowed to shoot anyone they feel like, but MUST wear body cameras so we can all hem and haw over the footage after someone is dead
- Families and children in cages ok 👍 but only with proper forms filled in triplicate
- ICE still allowed to shoot anyone they feel like, but MUST wear body cameras so we can all hem and haw over the footage after someone is dead
- Families and children in cages ok 👍 but only with proper forms filled in triplicate
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Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs
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agree with everyone saying dems need to press this advantage and oust noem, miller, and put the screws to vance. they all lied publicly about the killing and are vulnerable now that the administration is retreating. there’s blood in the water! could be a real turning point!
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
agree with everyone saying dems need to press this advantage and oust noem, miller, and put the screws to vance. they all lied publicly about the killing and are vulnerable now that the administration is retreating. there’s blood in the water! could be a real turning point!
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brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 12:22 AM
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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It is being reported that Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
It is being reported that Greg Bovino is floating away in a hot air balloon
Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil will be adjusted to Whiskey Wednesday with Tony Dokoupil
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil will be adjusted to Whiskey Wednesday with Tony Dokoupil
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![VOLITION [Easy: Failure] – You wake up in your Hilton suite to a cacophony of whistles and horns. Half drunk and half hungover, you hastily throw on your tactical gear. It feels heavier than you remember. You stumble outside. The cold hits you like a brick. What are you doing here in this dismal city? Home is warm. Home is safe. Home is a thousand miles away. Tucking your shotgun between your legs, you fumble with a tear gas canister like a child learning how to tie their shoes. The gun goes off and you shoot yourself in the balls.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreiahrbfuw4v4so56ikp2pxf5n253bs5pd5gq37l7nqsitkwynw56hy@jpeg)
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thank you to everyone who alerted me to the fact that tom homan is going to minnesota. he is, indeed a bitch. i know the amazing people of minnesota will be sure to pass along the message.
January 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
thank you to everyone who alerted me to the fact that tom homan is going to minnesota. he is, indeed a bitch. i know the amazing people of minnesota will be sure to pass along the message.
Puka Nacua will not see your posts about his outfit but your friends that dress like Fran Lebowitz will
January 26, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Puka Nacua will not see your posts about his outfit but your friends that dress like Fran Lebowitz will