Jordan
@jordanrevon.com
Born and raised in New Orleans, now I do software engineering in New York City. I still have an unhealthy relationship with the Saints and the Pelicans. Fordham and LSU Alum.
Finally getting back into Stellaris after the 4.0 patch, and honestly it's pretty fun. Currently playing a Knights of the Toxic God run, with a very healthy economy, and a heavy amount of fleet power, as I await the first Galactic Crisis.
September 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Finally getting back into Stellaris after the 4.0 patch, and honestly it's pretty fun. Currently playing a Knights of the Toxic God run, with a very healthy economy, and a heavy amount of fleet power, as I await the first Galactic Crisis.
This meal cures all status ailments and restores full hit points after 9 PM
September 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This meal cures all status ailments and restores full hit points after 9 PM
CSA was selling a 10lbs of tomatoes for $20 so yes I will be making tomato sandwiches for the foreseeable future
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
CSA was selling a 10lbs of tomatoes for $20 so yes I will be making tomato sandwiches for the foreseeable future
Somewhat notably, the sender has been updated from "Eric Adams" to "New York City Hall" in the last few weeks
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Somewhat notably, the sender has been updated from "Eric Adams" to "New York City Hall" in the last few weeks
This is an especially funny thing for Eric Adams to be whining about given his office sends an email out every week with a section listing free events you can do in the city each weekend lmao
August 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is an especially funny thing for Eric Adams to be whining about given his office sends an email out every week with a section listing free events you can do in the city each weekend lmao
I am a strong advocate for all hotels that host work trips to have a sports bar overlooking an amateur league hockey rink next door, because we spent every evening closing that bad boy down and cheering for every goal, and it greatly improved the after-work drudgery
August 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I am a strong advocate for all hotels that host work trips to have a sports bar overlooking an amateur league hockey rink next door, because we spent every evening closing that bad boy down and cheering for every goal, and it greatly improved the after-work drudgery
Putting this bar out there then disappearing for a decade, pure pain
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Putting this bar out there then disappearing for a decade, pure pain
Hey Jay, I'm taking over a team in a decade+ dynasty league with contracts and salary caps. I've mostly only done semi-competitive one-off leagues over the years, and I have 3 players left under contract for the year. What should I be looking for with my first pickup in our the free agent draft?
August 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Hey Jay, I'm taking over a team in a decade+ dynasty league with contracts and salary caps. I've mostly only done semi-competitive one-off leagues over the years, and I have 3 players left under contract for the year. What should I be looking for with my first pickup in our the free agent draft?
Gonna hand it to Pepper Man here, at least for that second half
July 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Gonna hand it to Pepper Man here, at least for that second half
Oh yeah for sure it's the bikes that are a problem in this corridor and not the multi ton trucks accelerating around the pickup queue 5 days a week
July 7, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh yeah for sure it's the bikes that are a problem in this corridor and not the multi ton trucks accelerating around the pickup queue 5 days a week
Making my 9 AM smoothie at 11 AM
July 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Making my 9 AM smoothie at 11 AM
Absolute loser behavior to work as an investment banker but still not have a salad until you're 32, and then struggle multiple times to finish a Caesar salad
July 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Absolute loser behavior to work as an investment banker but still not have a salad until you're 32, and then struggle multiple times to finish a Caesar salad
We understand that some of you feel uneasy about sports betting, but have you considered we also want a slice of that pie?
June 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We understand that some of you feel uneasy about sports betting, but have you considered we also want a slice of that pie?
FACEMINER is such a good game, here's some of my favorite in-game emails you receive as the scope of your data harvesting operation causes the Earth's heat index to creep above 110°F
June 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
FACEMINER is such a good game, here's some of my favorite in-game emails you receive as the scope of your data harvesting operation causes the Earth's heat index to creep above 110°F
Saw these the other day at the store too lol
June 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Saw these the other day at the store too lol
Shout-out to the Hellgate live stream for breaking Cuomo's resignation with this banger last night
June 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Shout-out to the Hellgate live stream for breaking Cuomo's resignation with this banger last night
Shout-out to the amazing folks at King of Falafel and Shawarma, best in the city. Guy making my plate said he was so happy today, because "that guy won" and whipped out his phone to show me a picture of him and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social from years and years ago
June 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shout-out to the amazing folks at King of Falafel and Shawarma, best in the city. Guy making my plate said he was so happy today, because "that guy won" and whipped out his phone to show me a picture of him and @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social from years and years ago
Jessica Ramos attempting to determine the direction of the wind, rolling a nat 1, and falling flat on her face
June 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Jessica Ramos attempting to determine the direction of the wind, rolling a nat 1, and falling flat on her face
Sorry forgot to add alt text, got too excited by the concession
June 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sorry forgot to add alt text, got too excited by the concession