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CBS: Complete Bullshit
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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An Editor’s Note From Hard Drive:
December 22, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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“So many companies would go out of business if the minimum wage is raised.”

So you agree? That’s companies rely on the exploitation of employees to stay in business?
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Donald Trump has destroyed the economy and set American science back 15 years. But I heard my liberal neighbor said "Latinx" yesterday. I have never felt more politically homeless.
December 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A cornered rat is a dangerous thing. Stay frosty my muchachos
December 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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BREAKING: Emperor Gestahl's court mage Kefka ranted and raved about the state of the Gestahlian Empire in a deranged press conference

"ONE YEAR AGO THE EMPIRE WAS DEAD. TOTALLY ANNIHILATED. NOW WE ARE HOT. THE HOTTEST WE'VE EVER BEEN. PRICES ARE WAY DOWN ALL THANKS TO ME ERADICATING ALL THE DOMANS"
December 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Everyone wants to make “sense” of things, but we are all currently hostage to an irrationalist epistemic environment. You might as well just read the entrails of a slaughtered goat to divine where events are headed.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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There is no peace amongst the stars.

youtu.be/KVgCDqLTaJk
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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So now we’re murderers AND pirates.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Our current political system is just politicians and corporations jerking each other off constantly, over and over, while the rest of us lose our homes and die of preventable diseases.
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi’s next career gambit is to shill chicken nuggets for the Purdue chicken company and change her name to Olivia Nuggi
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Dawson's Fleet
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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It costs nothing for you to share this

For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season

#GivingTuesday
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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okay okay I'll buy a ticket. there's no need for threats.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Nothing matters
HSBC forecasts that OpenAI is going to have nearly a half trillion in operating losses until 2030
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Faust sold his soul to Mephistopheles so he could know the future. Macbeth fell into Hell following the three witches’ prediction. Where will our guarantees for the future lead us now?
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM