Cal M. 🐉
@johcal.bsky.social
Yeah when I first saw the whole “legal name” thing I knew it was code for something incredibly racist
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Yeah when I first saw the whole “legal name” thing I knew it was code for something incredibly racist
Calling it right now after seeing those pictures, that’s Armani money
December 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Calling it right now after seeing those pictures, that’s Armani money
In the vein of the “everyone in the administration is 12” theory, I really think their plan is just to bomb everything bigger than a house and hope for the best.
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
In the vein of the “everyone in the administration is 12” theory, I really think their plan is just to bomb everything bigger than a house and hope for the best.
We have shown a complete inability to follow through on the small issues, there’s no way we follow through on the big stuff
December 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
We have shown a complete inability to follow through on the small issues, there’s no way we follow through on the big stuff
It only takes once for you to be paranoid about it forever. I check my pockets all the time like it’s midnight on the Paris subway
December 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It only takes once for you to be paranoid about it forever. I check my pockets all the time like it’s midnight on the Paris subway
A ringing endorsement 😂
December 18, 2025 at 6:44 AM
A ringing endorsement 😂
This may be your funniest post ever
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This may be your funniest post ever
When you play Hitman and get inspired:
December 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When you play Hitman and get inspired:
Watching the Cambodia Thailand situation develop with interest
December 14, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Watching the Cambodia Thailand situation develop with interest
Those ceasefires did so much more harm than good. They were nothing but paper, and now they know it
December 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Those ceasefires did so much more harm than good. They were nothing but paper, and now they know it
My dream vacation is Hokkaido in deep winter
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
My dream vacation is Hokkaido in deep winter
Look up what an E-11A is used for. It’s making multiple runs to Puerto Rico
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Look up what an E-11A is used for. It’s making multiple runs to Puerto Rico