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JessicAnja 🍒

@jessicanja.bsky.social

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 20d

why do people who scream “prove me wrong” never take the time to prove themselves right in the first place?

like why is the onus on everyone else?

lazy mofo.

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 1d

Aging less like a fine wine & more like an open can of orange Fanta left on the nightstand overnight ✨

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 1d

When I color my hair, I get my eyebrows tinted to match because I’m both fancy af & have gray eyebrows.

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 1d

It’s a knit a scarf & bake pumpkin muffins while watching 30 Days of Night kinda Sunday ✨

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Thank you 💕✨💕

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 2d

Guys… two of my amazing daughters are pregnant at the same time!

I am beyond excited 💖✨💖

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 19d

I may be annoying, but at least I've never recorded myself putting on makeup.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19d

The entire world when that Kash guy announces anything:

The Martia Brady sure JanGIF but it says sure KAsh

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 19d

a woman is laughing and smiling while talking on a cell phone and says `` good one ! ''

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19d

🎃🎃

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Micah @rincewind.run · 19d

the problem with doing WW2 revisionism on here is that everyone on this website is a thirty eight year old nerd who spent all of high school reading WW2 history books

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 19d

Being called paranoid only to have the very things you were worried about happening actually happen is unreal.

It’s not paranoia, it’s our reality & OMG I hate this timeline 🤦

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19d

This administration, on a daily basis, does un-Constitutional, rule-breaking, and illegal things that they "don't have the right to do" or "shouldn't be able to do." They have never been stopped.

Thinking "oh, well, they won't do this OTHER thing they are not supposed to do" is insane to me.

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 20d

"Fuck you. Make me." has become my latest philosophy. Easy to understand and straight to the point.

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 20d

Critical thinking has nearly become extinct… following blindly & without question *IS* easier but the cost is too great.

always ask the hard questions, even if only with yourself.

JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 20d

On it…

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 20d

clonazeposting through it

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 21d

I like to keep mints in the car just in case I need to have 12 for breakfast

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 21d

Would you care to join me in screaming or do you like to keep the adrenaline locked in?

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 20d

If i don’t respond to you… it’s because i know the difference between people who disagree with me

And people who want to harm me

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supernatural siren @porcelainsiren.bsky.social · 21d

if I could just be funny, cool, or rich.
any one of those would be great.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21d

more like crapture amirite

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21d

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now."

ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 21d

This meeting could have been three beers at an afternoon baseball game

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JessicAnja 🍒 @jessicanja.bsky.social · 20d

I was last Thursday years old when I leaned what a ‘rizzler’ was.

unrelated, I feel old af.

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