JessicAnja 🍒
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I’m not sure which ring of hell involves going to Costco the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, but here we are.
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Someone just DMed to ask why I swear so much. I won't expose them, since they seem nice-ish, but I'll answer here:
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Someone just DMed to ask why I swear so much. I won't expose them, since they seem nice-ish, but I'll answer here:
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
I swear because:
1. I can.
2. I have a lot to swear about.
3. I can.
4. I can.
5. Butthole
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I faked happy..exhausted.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I faked happy..exhausted.
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Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving, American peeps. Everyone else, I bid you good day.
a cat is sticking its head out of a cat door .
ALT: a cat is sticking its head out of a cat door .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving, American peeps. Everyone else, I bid you good day.
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I’m thankful for a lot this year
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m thankful for a lot this year
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
Thankful for everything I have in life
Also slightly thankful for all the things I have that you don’t
because that makes me slightly cooler
but not tryna rub it in
cuz it’s the season
and hopefully you have the basics
I wish all the basics for you
The amount of lip syncing during this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade leads me to believe it was produced by Milli Vanilli.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The amount of lip syncing during this year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade leads me to believe it was produced by Milli Vanilli.
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Everyone have a safe Thanksgiving
*rolls on condom*
*rolls on condom*
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Everyone have a safe Thanksgiving
*rolls on condom*
*rolls on condom*
Smoked Turkey: ✔️
Smoked Out Chef: ✔️✔️
Smoked Out Chef: ✔️✔️
a man with long hair and a beard is sitting on a couch and giving a thumbs up
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is sitting on a couch and giving a thumbs up
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November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Smoked Turkey: ✔️
Smoked Out Chef: ✔️✔️
Smoked Out Chef: ✔️✔️
Today will be filled with Thanksgiving themed reskeets & closeted self loathing.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Today will be filled with Thanksgiving themed reskeets & closeted self loathing.
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As an American, I grew up believing that the Macy’s Parade had the One True Santa
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
As an American, I grew up believing that the Macy’s Parade had the One True Santa
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it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
November 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
it's already thanksgiving in australia and turkeys are on the barbie
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There’s a alternate universe not too far away where we all get up tomorrow and watch the Gimbels parade
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
There’s a alternate universe not too far away where we all get up tomorrow and watch the Gimbels parade
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may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
may you all have no dirty dishes this evening
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Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
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A refusal often offends
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A refusal often offends
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In today's You're Being Played:
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
In today's You're Being Played:
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
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If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If anybody asks, we met at an urgent care.
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for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
for a small fee i’ll facetime you tomorrow in front of your entire family and break up with you so they feel bad and let you have both turkey legs.
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Me:
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Me:
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
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What are you thankful for?! Simon's Cat and Kitten are thankful for their friends and treats. 🥧🦔😽
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
What are you thankful for?! Simon's Cat and Kitten are thankful for their friends and treats. 🥧🦔😽
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Happy Turkey Day to my American Friends !
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Happy Turkey Day to my American Friends !
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if you baste it, they will come
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
if you baste it, they will come
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happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
happy thanksgiving, my darlings! 🦃🧡🍽
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If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
If you assume that I am just that stupid then everything I do suddenly makes so much more sense.