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showing up to the excel revolution machine and doing this
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
showing up to the excel revolution machine and doing this
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Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
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every single productivity hack in the world added up together saves you less time than working on the right thing instead of the wrong thing
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
every single productivity hack in the world added up together saves you less time than working on the right thing instead of the wrong thing
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You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
December 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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I saw this plate today quoting Princess Bride and I cry/laughed for a bit.
December 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I saw this plate today quoting Princess Bride and I cry/laughed for a bit.
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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Winding down customer projects for the year and preparing silly project for 39C3
December 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Winding down customer projects for the year and preparing silly project for 39C3
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Such a fantastic *comic book* cover. No notes.
December 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Such a fantastic *comic book* cover. No notes.
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I'm sorry. I have to do this now.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm sorry. I have to do this now.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
1/6
Me: Sits up in bed.
Zorak: [ambient buzzing sound]
Me: H-hey, Zorak?
Zorak: [looks away] Yeah.
[ambient buzzing sound]
Me: Are you the ghost of Christmas past?
Zorak: Maybe.
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Movie intros in 2026
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Movie intros in 2026
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I think it's time to remake The Muppet Christmas Carol, we're Kermit plays Scrooge and Michael Caine plays every other role. That is what the world needs.
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I think it's time to remake The Muppet Christmas Carol, we're Kermit plays Scrooge and Michael Caine plays every other role. That is what the world needs.
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so next year’s calendar just dropped and February 2026 is looking SLICK
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
so next year’s calendar just dropped and February 2026 is looking SLICK
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Shout out to my fellow millennials who had the book “50 Things Kids Can Do to Save the Earth” and worried about the hole in the ozone. Environmentalism for kids was big in the 90s.
And now look where we are
And now look where we are
Glad I learned how to conserve water in elementary school so AI can suggest glue as a pizza topping
December 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Shout out to my fellow millennials who had the book “50 Things Kids Can Do to Save the Earth” and worried about the hole in the ozone. Environmentalism for kids was big in the 90s.
And now look where we are
And now look where we are
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We all know that hurt people hurt people. And now, with cuts to social supports, medical research, medical access, education, food assistance, and increasing trauma through ICE, what the US govt is doing is making more hurt people.
December 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We all know that hurt people hurt people. And now, with cuts to social supports, medical research, medical access, education, food assistance, and increasing trauma through ICE, what the US govt is doing is making more hurt people.
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You can’t watch this and not smile. It simply cannot be done
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social this doesn’t qualify as weirdtok but it’s too delightful not to share. Pure joy at one of life’s most wonderful experiences.
December 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
You can’t watch this and not smile. It simply cannot be done
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December 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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L'esprit de l'escalier
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
L'esprit de l'escalier
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.