Jaybeans (or Stephen)
@jaybeans.bsky.social
Pardon me I was born to speak all mirth & no matter. I'm into comics, period dramas, TV, and baseball. Enspousened to @mostlymartha. Queer. Them/they/he
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I was just remembering how Stoppard rewrote most of the dialogue for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I was just remembering how Stoppard rewrote most of the dialogue for Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
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IT’S CATURDAY AT SLUGGO’S TOO!
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
IT’S CATURDAY AT SLUGGO’S TOO!
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Toad looked out of his window. “These messy leaves have covered everything,” said Toad.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Toad looked out of his window. “These messy leaves have covered everything,” said Toad.
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and THIS is why mardi gras exists, to put that old crone in her place. don't frosty old british lady at ME, winter, i will pelt you with beads thrown by drunken boat salesmen.
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
and THIS is why mardi gras exists, to put that old crone in her place. don't frosty old british lady at ME, winter, i will pelt you with beads thrown by drunken boat salesmen.
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do remember to book your january/february holidays, kids
This is why I pay for the World Wide Web.
Because it delivers ART!
Because it delivers ART!
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
do remember to book your january/february holidays, kids
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I bet he has extraordinary arm control and gives hugs at exactly the correct level of firmness for every occasion.
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I bet he has extraordinary arm control and gives hugs at exactly the correct level of firmness for every occasion.
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We're watching Playdate and discussing what it would be like to be hugged by Alan Richardson.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
We're watching Playdate and discussing what it would be like to be hugged by Alan Richardson.
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"My Old Ass" was truly wonderful, but I should have been warned that it would get me so deep in my Elder Millennial woman feelings that I might cry myself into dehydration.
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
"My Old Ass" was truly wonderful, but I should have been warned that it would get me so deep in my Elder Millennial woman feelings that I might cry myself into dehydration.
My Old Ass was a different movie than I expected and a better one than I expected
It was more introspective and less sci-fi time travel
It was more introspective and less sci-fi time travel
November 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
My Old Ass was a different movie than I expected and a better one than I expected
It was more introspective and less sci-fi time travel
It was more introspective and less sci-fi time travel
I don't want to see Avatar: Fire and Ash in the theater because it's just not a "go to the theater" movie for me, but it also feels like if you are ever gonna see it then you should see it on the big screen
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I don't want to see Avatar: Fire and Ash in the theater because it's just not a "go to the theater" movie for me, but it also feels like if you are ever gonna see it then you should see it on the big screen
Just enjoying a crisp night in Oakland as I go out to pick up dinner
I love this town!
I love this town!
November 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Just enjoying a crisp night in Oakland as I go out to pick up dinner
I love this town!
I love this town!
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hagueseth
I also once made a Gantt chart to help plan for holiday cooking, it is helpful
@pattinichols.bsky.social as the only other person I know who appreciates this level of detail for the holiday, I needed to share this with you
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I also once made a Gantt chart to help plan for holiday cooking, it is helpful
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If you dont use handmade imgflip memes in ur business project update slide deck dont talk to me
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If you dont use handmade imgflip memes in ur business project update slide deck dont talk to me
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Sourdough, turkey, cranberry mustard, garlic mayo, blue cheese, thin sliced green apples, and arugula, made absolutely meh by the worst meat, leftover roast turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Sourdough, turkey, cranberry mustard, garlic mayo, blue cheese, thin sliced green apples, and arugula, made absolutely meh by the worst meat, leftover roast turkey.
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I know you disagree, no need to tell me.
November 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know you disagree, no need to tell me.
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Leftover turkey sandwiches remain overrated.
November 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Leftover turkey sandwiches remain overrated.
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Here it is with the byline and alt text
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Here it is with the byline and alt text
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39 years ago
Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth with band mate Lee Ranaldo at CBGB, November 1986
Photo by Ebet Roberts
#punk #punks #punkrock #sonicyouth #leeranaldo #kimgordon #cbgb #newyorkcity #history #punkrockhistory
Kim Gordon of Sonic Youth with band mate Lee Ranaldo at CBGB, November 1986
Photo by Ebet Roberts
#punk #punks #punkrock #sonicyouth #leeranaldo #kimgordon #cbgb #newyorkcity #history #punkrockhistory
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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I didn't realize there were this many Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving episodes
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I didn't realize there were this many Bob's Burgers Thanksgiving episodes