James B. Jones
@jamesbjones.com
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Award-winning video game wordslinger | not-so-award-winning author | Oxford comma enthusiast | baseball nut | son of Detroit | DMs [regrettably] Open
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Hegseth is ordering the most powerful military in the history of the world to watch reruns.
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NPR @npr.org · 52m
During the speech last month, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth lectured senior military officials on the "warrior ethos," focusing on fitness and grooming standards, and calling out "fat generals." n.pr/4o3KMss
Hegseth orders troops to watch his speech decrying a 'woke' military
During the speech last month, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth lectured senior military officials on the "warrior ethos," focusing on fitness and grooming standards, and calling out "fat generals."
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kindofstrange.com
For those that left #gamedev to do something else:

What was the tipping point?
What did you go on to do?
Any other insights to share?

Reskeets welcome and appreciated!
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Every once in a while I randomly remember just how unnecessarily *extra* the announcement trailer for Tetris Effect was and I smile.
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...I don't... y'all keep posting these... this is not...

WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS IT!?

IS IT REPLACING GDC? IS IT IN ADDITION TO GDC?

ENOUGH WITH THE SHITTY AI VIDEOS FOR YOUR "HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW DEVS" FYRE FESTIVAL OF GAMING BULLSHIT AND ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.

Christ alive...
officialgdc.bsky.social
🎮 PIXELS → POWER-UPS → PURE MAGIC ✨
Next week changes everything.
GDC Festival of Gaming 2026 registration launches!
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I am about to "crash out," as the children say, and I apologize in advance...
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Yes.

YES.
culturecrave.co
First trailer for Sam Raimi’s new horror film ‘Send Help’ starring Rachel McAdams and Dylan O'Brien

Follows two co-workers who hate each other getting stranded on an island after a plane crash

In theaters on January 30, 2026
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::looks at 401k::

::presses play on Sarah McLachlan's "Angel"::

::weeps::
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I've been trying to find why I've logged on less and less lately, and this post (the screenshot, not Kelleher's) nailed it:

This place is the internet's wet blanket.

Not all of you, obvi. But out there, beyond who I follow (and who follow me, love y'all), these folks are L-A-M-E lame.
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Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
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Imagine children and writers and thespians in the year 2557 AD reciting, dissecting, analyzing and otherwise revering David and Jarry Zucker.

This is how we treat Shakespeare today.
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Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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There is a greater-than-zero chance that Christopher Columbus humped a manatee.
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I can’t believe that Microsoft has pushed me to do something that twenty years of computing elitists failed to: convince me to switch to Linux.
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You know, TikTok is actually pretty OK when you take the time to block every single “political influencer“ that the algorithm tries to feed you.
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Baseball was designed to break your heart. I hate it, and I cannot wait to do it again.
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I hate being right.

Hell of a game, Mariners, and hell of a series. I tip my hat.

Godspeed against Toronto.
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I don’t want to be one of those “doomer” fans but the moment I saw Kahnle was in the game for Detroit I knew, in my bones, that this game was ending.

I’d love to be wrong.
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I don’t want to be one of those “doomer” fans but the moment I saw Kahnle was in the game for Detroit I knew, in my bones, that this game was ending.

I’d love to be wrong.
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This is one of the greatest baseball games I’ve ever seen and I have hated every second of it.
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If I were a neutral fan of the great game of baseball I’d love this game. It is, objectively, a one of the greatest postseason games of all time.

As a fan of one of the teams in this game, tho… I don’t want to die, per se, but I would like to not exist for a little while.
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Using an auto pen to forge the signature of a dead man on some merch is the sort of thing that makes me want to take a swing at some people.

I’m legit convinced that my temper is going to get me banned from any convention that these fuckers show themselves at.
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To the dude at the Walgreens who offered to pay for his medication with, and I quote, “bitches”… I would ask if you’re good but I feel like I already have my answer.
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philhornshaw.com
Journalists: Save. Your. Work.

I use journoportfolio.com, and I've also liked the Fireshot browser extension, which makes quick PDF snapshots of websites.
aftermath.site
GameZone, a website dating back to 1994, has had its archives wiped:

aftermath.site/gamezone-video...
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This is your infrequent reminder that governments operating from a position of strength don’t do this kind of nonsense.

Not only because it is a clear admission of weakness, but also… this shit doesn’t work. If anything, it tends to push away folks who aren’t already 100% bought in.
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Congratulations! 🤘🏻 Game looks fantastic and I’m excited to dive in over the weekend.
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Jesus tap-dancing Christ I wish I could get my hands on one of these legacy sites before they’re nuked by some ad-happy dingleberry.

Such an unnecessary loss.
aftermath.site
GameZone, a website dating back to 1994, has had its archives wiped:

aftermath.site/gamezone-video...