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James B. Jones
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Award-winning video game wordslinger | not-so-award-winning author | Oxford comma enthusiast | baseball nut | son of Detroit | DMs [regrettably] Open
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November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Today is Veteran's Day in America so here is 17-year-old me as a fresh-faced just-graduated from OSUT 31B (MP).

Like many veterans, I have a complicated relationship with my time in the military. On the one hand, it shape me into who I am today. On the other hand, it shaped me into who I am today.
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Honestly this little fucker (it is pristine - like, damn-near mint) wound costing more than the rest of the haul combined.

Worth it.
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve got MSNBC on in one of my quadrants.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Real ones recognize.
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I will never forgive Microsoft for pushing me to this point.
October 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
“Mission-focused ("Make viral content") / apolitical.”

Bro just say you think Elon is funny. Also, you JUST SAID to be “Shameless.” And now you’re saying you want apolitical? Cowardice ain’t very A-player of you.

“Wear many hats.”

Hats acquired. I don’t think they’ll all fit.
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I’ve been going through old Nintendo Switch photos to clean ‘em out but a few… man, “early pandemic” James had way too much time on his hands.

But it made for some fun times in Animal Crossing.
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I love this damn team.
September 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Somehow this is Geoff Keighley's fault I just can't prove it yet.
September 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The hell they are!
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this comparison, but still...
September 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Then why the FUCK DOES THE CITY CLAIM SHE REPRESENTS NORTH HOLLYWOOD!?

(I'm not yelling at Zombie, I'm reposting them for the correction - I'm yelling at the city's own website for posting something that is geographically dishonest... which kinda emphasizes my overall point about incompetence?)
August 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Cleaning out my wallet and pulled this relic from a bygone age.
August 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
And I'm back on my "going for ridiculously long walks" shit so I may as well gamify it...
August 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
TIL my Steam account is old enough to vote, smoke, and be drafted.
August 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Being a Detroit sports fan for 30+ years does a number on a fella, let me tell you.
August 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
☺️
August 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Happy 324 to The 313.

I love you, Detroit, and I miss you every day.
July 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Oh hell yes. @gameinformer.com
July 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
In yellow, you’re thanking God that children drowned. In red, you’re seemingly blaming the children for their deaths - or saying that because their parents MIGHT HAVE voted for Trump, they deserved it.

In blue… I don’t know. You’re accusing Republicans of having weather machines?

We’re done here.
July 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
You at Disneyland and wanting to eat at Blue Bayou? Add your name to the walk-up list now and you’ll be able to secure a table around September 23rd, 6112 AD.
July 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Yeah, so that’s a goddamned lie.
July 4, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Uh… huh…
July 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM