Jake Albrecht
@jakealbrecht.bsky.social
Films. Baseball. Football. And the defunct Hartford Whalers. These are all things I invest too much of my emotional well being in.
Sure Chuck Schumer has ensured he'll never get elected again. But at least it was for a good cause. Getting absolutely fucking nothing and hamstringing his party just after it got some much needed momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sure Chuck Schumer has ensured he'll never get elected again. But at least it was for a good cause. Getting absolutely fucking nothing and hamstringing his party just after it got some much needed momentum.
It should be illegal to write novels about being a professor in an English Department. So sorry. This subject has been covered. Straight to jail.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
It should be illegal to write novels about being a professor in an English Department. So sorry. This subject has been covered. Straight to jail.
The DNC didn’t want Mamdani but the voters did. This is proof it’s our fucking party not theirs. Voters choose. In 2026 we’ll choose too. They can fall in line or get the fuck out. People are sick of this shit.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The DNC didn’t want Mamdani but the voters did. This is proof it’s our fucking party not theirs. Voters choose. In 2026 we’ll choose too. They can fall in line or get the fuck out. People are sick of this shit.
Shrill? Get fucked you nazi apologizing piece of shit.
October 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Shrill? Get fucked you nazi apologizing piece of shit.
Tonight was truly the night Bluesky became president.
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tonight was truly the night Bluesky became president.
Flaherty paying homage to Tiger legend Mark Fidrych by talking to himself like a psycho in between every pitch.
October 11, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Flaherty paying homage to Tiger legend Mark Fidrych by talking to himself like a psycho in between every pitch.
CHOTINER: Let's address the controversy.
DOWNEY JR: I DIDN'T make out with my daughter in The Judge.
CHOTINER: She was your niece?
DOWNEY JR: Not my daughter.
CHOTINER: Why were you relieved?
DOWNEY JR: Can't you admit that it's not as bad?
CHOTINER: You believe there's degrees of acceptability?
DOWNEY JR: I DIDN'T make out with my daughter in The Judge.
CHOTINER: She was your niece?
DOWNEY JR: Not my daughter.
CHOTINER: Why were you relieved?
DOWNEY JR: Can't you admit that it's not as bad?
CHOTINER: You believe there's degrees of acceptability?
September 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
CHOTINER: Let's address the controversy.
DOWNEY JR: I DIDN'T make out with my daughter in The Judge.
CHOTINER: She was your niece?
DOWNEY JR: Not my daughter.
CHOTINER: Why were you relieved?
DOWNEY JR: Can't you admit that it's not as bad?
CHOTINER: You believe there's degrees of acceptability?
DOWNEY JR: I DIDN'T make out with my daughter in The Judge.
CHOTINER: She was your niece?
DOWNEY JR: Not my daughter.
CHOTINER: Why were you relieved?
DOWNEY JR: Can't you admit that it's not as bad?
CHOTINER: You believe there's degrees of acceptability?
Leftists need to start treating "vote blue no matter who" as an opportunity rather than an indictment. If your average Dem voter is going to vote for whoever gets the nomination then work your ass off to win the primary. Winning purity points online is meaningless. Go out and win actual elections.
I think this is right but the other thing is that you should try not to hate whichever candidates aren’t the one you pick
I'm going to spend a lot of time hammering this between now and the 2028 primary, but everyone should vote for the candidate they like the most and not play 11-dimensional electability chess
September 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Leftists need to start treating "vote blue no matter who" as an opportunity rather than an indictment. If your average Dem voter is going to vote for whoever gets the nomination then work your ass off to win the primary. Winning purity points online is meaningless. Go out and win actual elections.
It’s insane that future history books are going to have to explain how “gamergate” became the effective ruling philosophy of the richest nation to ever exist.
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
It’s insane that future history books are going to have to explain how “gamergate” became the effective ruling philosophy of the richest nation to ever exist.
1. Filmspotting
2. Blank Check
3. The Next Picture Show
4. Comedy Bang Bang
5. This Had Oscar Buzz
2. Blank Check
3. The Next Picture Show
4. Comedy Bang Bang
5. This Had Oscar Buzz
dating apps should just make men list their top 5 podcasts
September 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
1. Filmspotting
2. Blank Check
3. The Next Picture Show
4. Comedy Bang Bang
5. This Had Oscar Buzz
2. Blank Check
3. The Next Picture Show
4. Comedy Bang Bang
5. This Had Oscar Buzz
GOOD LORD Hopkins
September 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
GOOD LORD Hopkins
Putting aside that sexual assault has nothing to do with how attractive someone is. Dude...what are you talking about? She's hot as hell.
August 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Putting aside that sexual assault has nothing to do with how attractive someone is. Dude...what are you talking about? She's hot as hell.
LGBTQ should reclaim “Gaylord”. Should be the equivalent of “hoes in different area codes.” I’m so awesome at sex I have a whole manor devoted to it. “Please don’t be disturbed by the twinks as you roam the grounds.”
July 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
LGBTQ should reclaim “Gaylord”. Should be the equivalent of “hoes in different area codes.” I’m so awesome at sex I have a whole manor devoted to it. “Please don’t be disturbed by the twinks as you roam the grounds.”
Hey man. I didn’t know you were on here. Thanks for letting me know so I can mute you. Haven’t missed hearing your thoughts in the 2 years since I left Twitter.
Checked Bluesky and see even Ezra Klein is getting dragged for being right-wing 🙃 This is a totally normal marketplace of ideas.
June 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Hey man. I didn’t know you were on here. Thanks for letting me know so I can mute you. Haven’t missed hearing your thoughts in the 2 years since I left Twitter.
I worked at a Rite Aid where Peter Gallagher came in to get a flu shot.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I worked at a Rite Aid where Peter Gallagher came in to get a flu shot.
What a fucking ghoul. What kind of sociopath would post this in response to this news. Anyone who tells Amanda Marcotte to eat shit has my vote.
Unfortunately, the only way potential 2028 candidates succeed at the "Biden question" is to throw his entire body and family under the bus. The way to draw a contrast with Trump's bullshitting is to not bullshit people about this, but condemn Biden and his family for lying.
May 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
What a fucking ghoul. What kind of sociopath would post this in response to this news. Anyone who tells Amanda Marcotte to eat shit has my vote.
Now when I blast "I'm Shipping up to Boston" at full blast in my car it will be with a patriotic tear in my eye.
March 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Now when I blast "I'm Shipping up to Boston" at full blast in my car it will be with a patriotic tear in my eye.
Post a fictional character who you think would be antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains
Hard mode: no villains
March 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be antivaxxer.
Hard mode: no villains
Hard mode: no villains
I had a dream last night that I made Ben Shapiro cry by telling him I slept with his wife and she’s slept with tons of other guys and through tears he said, “She’s just doing it to get me more listeners.”
March 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I had a dream last night that I made Ben Shapiro cry by telling him I slept with his wife and she’s slept with tons of other guys and through tears he said, “She’s just doing it to get me more listeners.”
Two winners in a row that were easily the worst of their categories.
March 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Two winners in a row that were easily the worst of their categories.
Have really considered it I probably would also try to burn the whole world down if I had mangled my dick into disuse.
February 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Have really considered it I probably would also try to burn the whole world down if I had mangled my dick into disuse.
People still don't talk enough about how Robert Downey Jr. makes out with his niece in The Judge.
February 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
People still don't talk enough about how Robert Downey Jr. makes out with his niece in The Judge.
We're not tuned out you pieces of shit we're just going to other places for our info because you nuked your reputation for no reason. Maybe take a look at what Wired is doing and get a fucking clue. Passive aggressive bullshit from the assholes who helped usher this in.
In @nytopinion.nytimes.com
How Americans and the world handle Donald Trump "will determine much about the next four years, and it will ask much from all of us," the New York Times editorial board writes. "We must meet the moment."
Read more here: nyti.ms/4hrd4Kd
How Americans and the world handle Donald Trump "will determine much about the next four years, and it will ask much from all of us," the New York Times editorial board writes. "We must meet the moment."
Read more here: nyti.ms/4hrd4Kd
Opinion | Now Is Not the Time to Tune Out
Trump’s presidency demands your attention.
nyti.ms
February 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
We're not tuned out you pieces of shit we're just going to other places for our info because you nuked your reputation for no reason. Maybe take a look at what Wired is doing and get a fucking clue. Passive aggressive bullshit from the assholes who helped usher this in.
Move fast and break things (planes mostly).
February 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Move fast and break things (planes mostly).
So unbelievably close to a classic Craig Calcaterra typo
December 16, 2024 at 2:01 PM
So unbelievably close to a classic Craig Calcaterra typo