Jake Albrecht
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Jake Albrecht
@jakealbrecht.bsky.social
Films. Baseball. Football. And the defunct Hartford Whalers. These are all things I invest too much of my emotional well being in.
Putting aside that sexual assault has nothing to do with how attractive someone is. Dude...what are you talking about? She's hot as hell.
August 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Post a fictional character who you think would be antivaxxer.

Hard mode: no villains
March 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"Yeah...Jodi? We keep getting calls from the same guy with a VERY strange request."
December 24, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Don't forget
November 22, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Hanging on my bed room door as a kid
November 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Maybe don’t assume you know more next time jackass.
September 7, 2024 at 10:06 PM
The voice in RFK Jr's ear.
June 10, 2024 at 6:57 PM
March 20, 2024 at 3:31 PM
December 18, 2023 at 3:06 AM
"I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of...intentionally fouling a guy, when his team is down by three."
October 2, 2023 at 5:03 PM