Kelly
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it's not a blooper these are my "bona fides"
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oh it's DEFINITELY wet.

while you're alive, anyway
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here are your Heidi Noises for Sunday, October 12th 2025
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accept no substitutes
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(it's not terribly convincing, is it)
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i brought a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and they couldn't argue with it lol
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she said if i got her 20 apple store gift cards she'd show me why they call her the jack•bot
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Dirty Harry, probably
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making all the jirls kealous
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trans women always following you around with modular analog synthesizers
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i was gonna say i don't remember it (i took this pic 15 years ago while my bf was playing) but then i pulled up the lab theme for 3 seconds and AAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M TRAPPED IN 2010 I STILL WORK AT STAPLES AND MY HOUSEMATE WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT VAMPIRE WEEKEND NOOOOOO
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i'm giving all credit for this one to the Tongue of Matthew Lillard
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and this is how i find out my wife's tongue is long! and she didn't think it was! but it is! how did we not know!!!