Kelly
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2025 flu shot pulls
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
2025 flu shot pulls
one of my more useless takes is that most of the time people say a phrase fits the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song it really doesn't fit the meter
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
one of my more useless takes is that most of the time people say a phrase fits the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song it really doesn't fit the meter
this risk plus OCD is why if you message me i'll reply within the day if not immediately and do so compulsively until you're either on my calendar for a one on one hang about a week and a half from now or all capsing at me KELLY GO TO BED
Jay Chester, 40, can’t believe it’s been so long since you last met up and genuinely intends to remedy the issue – and will spend the next decade genuinely intending to remedy the issue.
“We mustn’t leave it so long next time” says AuDHD friend who’ll see you in a decade
An AuDHD friend who has vowed to get better at staying in touch will see you whenever the next parent dies, sources have confirmed. Jay Chester, 40, can’t believe it’s been so long since you last…
thedailytism.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
this risk plus OCD is why if you message me i'll reply within the day if not immediately and do so compulsively until you're either on my calendar for a one on one hang about a week and a half from now or all capsing at me KELLY GO TO BED
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the person doing the visuals for this show is called Nonbinary Jake Paul lmao
the person doing the visuals for this show is called Nonbinary Jake Paul lmao
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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the person doing the visuals for this show is called Nonbinary Jake Paul lmao
the person doing the visuals for this show is called Nonbinary Jake Paul lmao
3 year old phone battery at 70%: ah cool. this will make it thru the whole concert no problem. what a load off
3 year old phone battery at 69%: ah fuck. where's my charger. the show is in an hour. maybe i should bring a battery. honey is the charger in the car a super fast charger or just a regular
3 year old phone battery at 69%: ah fuck. where's my charger. the show is in an hour. maybe i should bring a battery. honey is the charger in the car a super fast charger or just a regular
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
3 year old phone battery at 70%: ah cool. this will make it thru the whole concert no problem. what a load off
3 year old phone battery at 69%: ah fuck. where's my charger. the show is in an hour. maybe i should bring a battery. honey is the charger in the car a super fast charger or just a regular
3 year old phone battery at 69%: ah fuck. where's my charger. the show is in an hour. maybe i should bring a battery. honey is the charger in the car a super fast charger or just a regular
TECH (Emeryville, CA) On Cybertruck's Second Birthday, Musk's Floating Company (Nasdaq:FLT) Announces Self-Rearranging 'SHARD' Luxury Yacht Deck Chair
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
TECH (Emeryville, CA) On Cybertruck's Second Birthday, Musk's Floating Company (Nasdaq:FLT) Announces Self-Rearranging 'SHARD' Luxury Yacht Deck Chair
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i felt like drawing Bat Boy. it's nice to feel things #coolcartoonsbynicky
![Existentialist Bat Boy
panel 1: [Bat Boy taps a shoulder] "HEY, BAT FATHER?"
panel 2: [Bat Father turns around] "what is it, my son, Bat Boy?"
panel 3: "WHY AM I BAT BOY?"
panel 4: "it had to be somebody"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:h752juqwfayp66u4znamiyud/bafkreiaq5azw653hdchp4dollg4nku6jnnfkxkc3qpfikppnywwg5cuxji@jpeg)
November 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
i felt like drawing Bat Boy. it's nice to feel things #coolcartoonsbynicky
"it's not that simple" oh yeah have you tried being dumb
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
"it's not that simple" oh yeah have you tried being dumb
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sorry not sorry but friends are good to have love will save us music is the answer
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
sorry not sorry but friends are good to have love will save us music is the answer
the old ways are dying and the new ways snuggle to be born
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
the old ways are dying and the new ways snuggle to be born
this is exactly how my wife dances ehehehe
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
this is exactly how my wife dances ehehehe
ma'am. your game 2 good. your power dolls 2 thicc. they'll dismantle you
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
ma'am. your game 2 good. your power dolls 2 thicc. they'll dismantle you
sometimes i like to go for a joke with the slimmest possible target demographic overlap. the ideal result is a single "Like" from a person i've somehow targeted
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
sometimes i like to go for a joke with the slimmest possible target demographic overlap. the ideal result is a single "Like" from a person i've somehow targeted
last one for the night folk then i'm locking that account again haw haw
happy thankstaking
happy thankstaking
good morning i have an alt where i'm vulnerable and messy and a little more obnoxiously joyful & mentally ill
i'd like a few more friends and/or freaks (complimentary) kickin around over there so feel free to follow
have a wednes day~✨
i'd like a few more friends and/or freaks (complimentary) kickin around over there so feel free to follow
have a wednes day~✨
one of the friends that kisses me took this picture after telling me i'm beautiful and it kind of changed my life
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
last one for the night folk then i'm locking that account again haw haw
happy thankstaking
happy thankstaking
lol just took these pics like just now
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
lol just took these pics like just now
DDR oldhead that always gets DXM and DXY! mixed up and it makes some signal chats briefly funnier than they're supposed to be
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
DDR oldhead that always gets DXM and DXY! mixed up and it makes some signal chats briefly funnier than they're supposed to be
where's the X key i need to press it to Doubt
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
where's the X key i need to press it to Doubt
on wednesdays i take myself out on dates
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
on wednesdays i take myself out on dates
meat puppets should make a third album
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
meat puppets should make a third album