Kelly's locked alt
@kellycantfail.bsky.social
a piece of easily upset meat / the antithesis of overhead lighting / sexy catalyst / arcade wench / weird brain expert / copes beautifully / Otherkelly / even dies cunty
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one of the friends that kisses me took this picture after telling me i'm beautiful and it kind of changed my life
it's kinda wild how every day reveals how much i was still holding myself back. i need a positive word that still expresses 'obnoxious' because 2026 kelly is shaping up to be Quite A Character
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
it's kinda wild how every day reveals how much i was still holding myself back. i need a positive word that still expresses 'obnoxious' because 2026 kelly is shaping up to be Quite A Character
kinda hope the flu shot knocks me on my ass for a bit because i'm down here slam dancing in an open robe to my own girlfriend's music posting shit like I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MY VORACIOUSNESS before noon
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
kinda hope the flu shot knocks me on my ass for a bit because i'm down here slam dancing in an open robe to my own girlfriend's music posting shit like I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR MY VORACIOUSNESS before noon
i wonder how much of my currently very beautiful life can be traced back to practicing willfully the delicate and difficult art of Accepting Compliments
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
i wonder how much of my currently very beautiful life can be traced back to practicing willfully the delicate and difficult art of Accepting Compliments
"i wouldn't look so much like the cat that ate the canary if you weren't such a good canary" I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT BUT I'M REALLY FUCKING GETTING IT OK
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"i wouldn't look so much like the cat that ate the canary if you weren't such a good canary" I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT BUT I'M REALLY FUCKING GETTING IT OK
thanks again to people whose identity is video games for once again kicking the difficulty/accessibility horse corpse hard enough to remind me why i'm so alienated from the hobby & jobs most associated with me. really reinforcing my choice to do just about anything else with my limited time on earth
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
thanks again to people whose identity is video games for once again kicking the difficulty/accessibility horse corpse hard enough to remind me why i'm so alienated from the hobby & jobs most associated with me. really reinforcing my choice to do just about anything else with my limited time on earth
manic pixie lucid wet dream woman girl
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
manic pixie lucid wet dream woman girl
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"weak but not giving in" is the brand
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 AM
"weak but not giving in" is the brand
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i think the world trains us to flinch first, to recoil, to point at whats strange and call it broken. but we're softer than that. we're not trapped in the eyes of fear. different isnt ugly, learn kindness, give love, let things bloom. you will learn that life is way easier when you fill it with love
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i think the world trains us to flinch first, to recoil, to point at whats strange and call it broken. but we're softer than that. we're not trapped in the eyes of fear. different isnt ugly, learn kindness, give love, let things bloom. you will learn that life is way easier when you fill it with love
i flatlined in this outfit in june of 2019 and when i showed emma she said "you even die cunty"
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i flatlined in this outfit in june of 2019 and when i showed emma she said "you even die cunty"
space harrier
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
space harrier
more true than we know
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
more true than we know
2024: cptsd is strangereal
2025: reconnection
2026: *volution
2025: reconnection
2026: *volution
November 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
2024: cptsd is strangereal
2025: reconnection
2026: *volution
2025: reconnection
2026: *volution
2025 really got me questioning everything
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
2025 really got me questioning everything
am i truly a slut if i keep falling in love with em
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
am i truly a slut if i keep falling in love with em
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cream rules everything around me
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
cream rules everything around me
go eat girl is the new go piss girl pass it on
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
go eat girl is the new go piss girl pass it on
oh she's gonna fuckin get it
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
oh she's gonna fuckin get it
i'm not even dressed yet, wednesday
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i'm not even dressed yet, wednesday
has anyone seen the burnt out microswitch i use to stim? it's supposed to be right here in this hole under my playdate on what used to be a smart bulb controller
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
has anyone seen the burnt out microswitch i use to stim? it's supposed to be right here in this hole under my playdate on what used to be a smart bulb controller
