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kellycantfail.bsky.social
Kelly's locked alt
@kellycantfail.bsky.social
100 followers 87 following 1K posts
a piece of easily upset meat / the antithesis of overhead lighting / sexy catalyst / arcade wench / weird brain expert / copes beautifully / Otherkelly / even dies cunty
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magdalena bæ
December 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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"i wouldn't look so much like the cat that ate the canary if you weren't such a good canary" I KNOW I'M ASKING FOR IT BUT I'M REALLY FUCKING GETTING IT OK
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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it's so close to the exact same waveform i can't stop giggling about it
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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i haven't won yet but everyone's surprised how long i last
November 29, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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"1 label has been placed on this content" yeah well i lived bitch
me smiling in a hospital bed flashing a v for victory with naturally long gel nails
November 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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i flatlined in this outfit in june of 2019 and when i showed emma she said "you even die cunty"
my unconscious body in torn overalls, velvet boots and wrist braces on a dirty party house carpet in a twisted sort of broken vogue
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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space harrier
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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my chest is all marked up angry red but she's got my initials on her inner arm
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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more true than we know
November 27 You can play now 5:36 PM
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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fidget toys
versus city 1L3B panel video slots control panel silent scope arcade rifle and mount beatmania IIDX tricoro lighting and speaker assembly
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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2025 really got me questioning everything
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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oh she's gonna fuckin get it
handwritten annotation on instagram post of me and bandmate emma wrath stunting in a bank of america parking lot where i'm on my knees and she's added the doja cat song "bottom bitch" to the post IM NOT A FUCKING BOTTOM
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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i'm not even dressed yet, wednesday
direct message: "I wanna make your body look like a parking lot car meet in Compton on Cinco de Mayo"
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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classics of game skeleton dance video youtube comment "you know what. maybe everything will be okay"
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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one of the friends that kisses me took this picture after telling me i'm beautiful and it kind of changed my life
shot taken from the passenger seat of me smiling at golden hour driving my nissan cube fast down an autumnal road
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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[from mid] D+D+F+4
November 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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save the date
AUG 2, 2026 MERRIWEATHER POST PAVILION COLUMBIA, MD "WEIRD AL" YANKOVIC: BIGGER & WEIRDER 2026 TOUR
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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November 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM