maybe if you watched enough videos about manifesting you could manifest a banishing ritual that worked on videos about manifesting. could be worth a shot idk just spitballing here

one day i want you to infodump at me about all these proper nouns you're always on about hehe

imagine how freaky u have to be to be Freaky in a world of monsters. or wait maybe they think the vanilla ones are fucked up

and then slugging you really hard in the tit, gotcha

ooooh i also like that it implies i can bully or be bullied

just doin' my "job" 💜 CUZ DAMMIT YOU'RE WORTH IT

so shen's been on estrogen for years and just having fun not admitting it right

it's best not to attach specific expectations to social events but broadly This Is The Kelly Way and the Kelly Way sure has been paying dividends lately (for kelly, and some other very interesting and sexy people, at least)

in my experience #3 is a great way to have the other 3 things happen

well let's see if i'm once again the exception that proves all the rules stupid

i'll spare you because moderation on here is annoying but the cuts she gifted me are scabbing over the bruises and it looks 👌✨ goooooodd

so happy to be wrong (v funny that i was like "she's gonna fuckin get it" cuz sure this is an unusual role for me to play but what made me think i'd win that one)

NO SEE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN

it's a lifelong struggggggle but so worth it

🎵 DON'T GO CHASING YOUR DEVOOOOOVUM

i'm within punching range of you rn just reminding u

i never fuckin am

oh damn u shoulda led with the egg thing tbh like. i already have a wife,, but eggs? different story

it's so close to the exact same waveform i can't stop giggling about it