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kellycantfail.bsky.social
Kelly's locked alt
@kellycantfail.bsky.social
a piece of easily upset meat / the antithesis of overhead lighting / sexy catalyst / arcade wench / weird brain expert / copes beautifully / Otherkelly / even dies cunty
maybe if you watched enough videos about manifesting you could manifest a banishing ritual that worked on videos about manifesting. could be worth a shot idk just spitballing here
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 AM
one day i want you to infodump at me about all these proper nouns you're always on about hehe
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
imagine how freaky u have to be to be Freaky in a world of monsters. or wait maybe they think the vanilla ones are fucked up
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
and then slugging you really hard in the tit, gotcha
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ooooh i also like that it implies i can bully or be bullied
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
just doin' my "job" 💜 CUZ DAMMIT YOU'RE WORTH IT
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
so shen's been on estrogen for years and just having fun not admitting it right
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
it's best not to attach specific expectations to social events but broadly This Is The Kelly Way and the Kelly Way sure has been paying dividends lately (for kelly, and some other very interesting and sexy people, at least)
November 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
in my experience #3 is a great way to have the other 3 things happen
November 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
well let's see if i'm once again the exception that proves all the rules stupid
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
i'll spare you because moderation on here is annoying but the cuts she gifted me are scabbing over the bruises and it looks 👌✨ goooooodd

so happy to be wrong (v funny that i was like "she's gonna fuckin get it" cuz sure this is an unusual role for me to play but what made me think i'd win that one)
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
NO SEE YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
it's a lifelong struggggggle but so worth it
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
🎵 DON'T GO CHASING YOUR DEVOOOOOVUM
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
i'm within punching range of you rn just reminding u
November 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i never fuckin am
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
oh damn u shoulda led with the egg thing tbh like. i already have a wife,, but eggs? different story
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
it's so close to the exact same waveform i can't stop giggling about it
November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM