David Albertsons
@jakalope.bsky.social
they named the grocery store after me
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
He clint on my william until I email
November 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
He clint on my william until I email
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I dont think he gives head at all, to men or women. Giving head is a sacremental act. It's accepting something greater than yourself.
November 14, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I dont think he gives head at all, to men or women. Giving head is a sacremental act. It's accepting something greater than yourself.
Me anytime I have chest pains on the toilet
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Me anytime I have chest pains on the toilet
The importance of being earnest goes to camp
November 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The importance of being earnest goes to camp
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They don’t allow commercials to be super loud unless they are honest and important. I get all my stuff from loud commercials
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
They don’t allow commercials to be super loud unless they are honest and important. I get all my stuff from loud commercials
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That is a video of a small rodent doing normal rodent thing!!! There is not a need to say "I be all up in the pussy like this" on it!!!
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
That is a video of a small rodent doing normal rodent thing!!! There is not a need to say "I be all up in the pussy like this" on it!!!
no fucking wonder he died there- shouldn't have went anywhere near that
idiot
idiot
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
no fucking wonder he died there- shouldn't have went anywhere near that
idiot
idiot
graph with x axis that says "costume complexity" and y axis that says "likelihood this costume is a fetish"
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
graph with x axis that says "costume complexity" and y axis that says "likelihood this costume is a fetish"
she chemical my my until I romance
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
she chemical my my until I romance
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i have to save money. but i also have to buy rare items and artifacts
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i have to save money. but i also have to buy rare items and artifacts
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when U dap up ur homie u shuold get to se e his stats in ur hud
October 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
when U dap up ur homie u shuold get to se e his stats in ur hud
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you can't change the past, but you can change the future. introducing TimeGun
November 2, 2024 at 4:16 PM
you can't change the past, but you can change the future. introducing TimeGun
I think the #1 reason I have the politics I do is having a strong independent single mother and that radicalized me.
I think the #2 reason I have the politics I do is that I became conscious around the time the music video for "Over and Over" by Nelly & Tim McGraw came out & I learned race was fake
I think the #2 reason I have the politics I do is that I became conscious around the time the music video for "Over and Over" by Nelly & Tim McGraw came out & I learned race was fake
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I think the #1 reason I have the politics I do is having a strong independent single mother and that radicalized me.
I think the #2 reason I have the politics I do is that I became conscious around the time the music video for "Over and Over" by Nelly & Tim McGraw came out & I learned race was fake
I think the #2 reason I have the politics I do is that I became conscious around the time the music video for "Over and Over" by Nelly & Tim McGraw came out & I learned race was fake
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
"if you're gonna get groomed, I'd prefer you do it under my roof, where at least I know you're safe"
October 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"if you're gonna get groomed, I'd prefer you do it under my roof, where at least I know you're safe"
it's crazy how all the worst fascist grunts in the world all look like this now
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
it's crazy how all the worst fascist grunts in the world all look like this now
I used to pray for days like this
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I used to pray for days like this
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The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
October 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The Butlerian Jihad must have sucked for guys who just bought a new computer
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i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law
October 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law