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David Albertsons
@jakalope.bsky.social
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they named the grocery store after me
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Giving Sam (2015) 5 Stars, then watching OBAA on a TV and then posting this.. gonna have to tap the sign.
Tweet from @NotABigJerk from September 14th 2022 that says "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Picture of a chimps face with the text "if there were two guys on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?"
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Me anytime I have chest pains on the toilet
November 12, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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no fucking wonder he died there- shouldn't have went anywhere near that

idiot
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's death information- died December 5th, 1791 at 'Mozart Death House' in Vienna, Austria.
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Upon seeing that this is a pattern-
October 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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it's crazy how all the worst fascist grunts in the world all look like this now
October 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I used to pray for days like this
PayPal notification of a 35 cent refund.
October 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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You won't believe what this guy looks like
Zoomed in face of guy who clearly thinks it's fine to make whatever concessions necessary for him to stop having to think about politics
August 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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sending an email to someone with an out of office automatic reply and immediately turning on my own out of office automatic reply. As soon as I receive the "Sorry I missed you" reply, my automatic reply has already triggered in response. This sets off a chain of exponential email responses that soon become uncountable. Within an hour, the corporate servers are full and can do nothing but process these emails. Within 2 hours, every major Internet provider in the United States is overwhelmed by sending these emails back and forth. By evening, the streets are drowning in "Please contact my supervisor with emergent needs" and "Looking forward to connecting when I return."
August 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Skimp
June 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social you seen one of these yet?
A calf tattoo of cow tools
June 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Secret lives of Mormon wives poster with the worms from men in black
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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the Greeks knew this
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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April 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Don't care, check this out
April 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Me endo
April 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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March 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Made the appointment the day Lynch died
Chest Tattoo that says Fix Your Hearts Or Die! In the design of The Bang Bang Bar sign from Twin Peaks
March 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Genuinely how is this what search engines are now? You had it right! Every search engine now has a section that's just "also, we had a computer hallucinate an incorrect answer for you! Is this what you wanted?"
March 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Dog standing at a coffee counter
March 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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He is risen
March 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM