Basically every conservative's primary policy objective is "Saturday night live should think I'm cool" and there isn't a law that can make that happen

Giving Sam (2015) 5 Stars, then watching OBAA on a TV and then posting this.. gonna have to tap the sign.

I also agree that it's a national security risk that the president fucks kids, I think Mike J. And I just have a few different ideas on how to handle it

Ken, do you hate being right all the time?

what did it smell like

This already exists you're just not looking hard enough

you are an insane person

I think the "bad ending" sentiment comes mostly from people that watched the first season, maybe the second and third, and then quit watching- but returned for the finale and didn't understand it

Okay, you game this out for me. The next time, when their government spending bill includes reinstituting slavery and getting rid of gay marriage- you also think Dems should roll over because "Republicans will never cave"?

That's your endgame? Giving them whatever they want whenever they want?

For you, this is an issue of me not being appreciative enough to Biden (who I voted for, by the way) for slightly decreasing the breadth of war crimes and killing civilians that he did. It is the role of the politician to get yelled at to make things better. If you want praise, go to therapy.

perhaps they could have seen that "hmm, this government shutdown sure seemed to have hurt Republicans in the latest batch of elections, we should use that as leverage to get literally any form of concession"

Ah, I am a hypocrite for suggesting that Obama should have stopped drone strikes in 2009 instead of waiting for Biden to do it ten years later

You've truly bested me in a logic trap of my own deisng

You mean like the thousands and thousands that will die due to the deal that Schumer literally just made?

1. So perhaps, supporting Democrats who vote with Republicans isn't actually worth anything.
2. Okay? Does he want a fucking medal? Are you still mad that leftists expected more out of him? That we don't bend over backwards for him and say thank you enough?

Yeah, imagine if we had the Senate, the house, and the Presidency- we could fix things forever. We'd end draconian immigration policy, stop illegal drone strikes on civilians, and raise the minimum wage!

Wait, why didn't Obama do any of this when that exact thing was true in 2008?

I think it's Mike Tomlin typing stuff like "you're so good at football" or "you are gonna live forever"

similarly, the faster a sign spinner can spin a sign, the more you can trust the business ethics of the business on the sign